CATZOWEY! Youza gotta believe it when I tells you August has arrived - today is really the 1st day of August which means we all gotta catnap quickly cuz soon the Holly Daze is arriving. Wondering if you & yourself are in the know on the Historicatical Amewsing News that has happened on August 1st.
Always, fur shure, the 1st week of August holds a speshule place in my EyeTailYun meowster heart cuz itza when I found my furever home. This ancient foto frum my nip laden dusty archives shows me on the left with a person of interest and my real geneticat sisfur, Aurelia, on da right with another person of interest. Me and the sisfur said Arrividerci bambini dat day on August 5th, 2006 cuz weeza selectacatted our favorito persons of interest. Yep uh huh, fur shure youza gonna say it's an ahhh meowment!
Have you & yourself heard the global rumor circulating everywhere that I growed into my ears later in life? Dontcha believe it!
When you've having a good time, the time terrificatically flies by like faster than da pizza dough grows. And itza time to announce on August 1st this year, that I am completely comfy in my ears, finally at Fab Five! Now puhleeze remember, chillaxing is a superbo way to wait fur your ears to grow up, and relaxing is a fine way to pass the day even if it's not the Guido way!
I wishes you the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week, and purrhaps youza has a fun idea about how to Pawty Hawty the 1st week of August - send your purrfecto ideas. Me & Myself luvs a speshule OKshun which the 1st week of August is fur shure - yep uh huh!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty