It's Funny To Meet The Bunny

Itza hilaricatious and possibly hare raising I tells you, yep uh huh -  the Bunny izza funny and somethings is never fur shure, but itza fur shure that this week is the week the Bunny izza coming to town. Me & Myself meeted and greeted him to cat chat bout stuff, yep just cat chatting and having a harelarious time.

Signore Bunny claims he lays Easter eggs in a purrfecto dozen! I'ma purrondering that amazing fete fur shure.

Bamzatini and Holy Cannoli I sees that  'plain Jane' egg dozen turn into wonnerful colorful eggs right befur my eyes! I thinks I met Houdini-Bunny!

Absoluticatically - carrots must be the answer to dat Bunny's magical musings.

A Tisket or a Tasket, whatza in his basket? Purrhaps samples of Crest, Ipana, Colgate, Arm and Hammer, Tom's of Maine and Pepsodent too. The jumbo Hare needs to brush more or visit the Orthodogtist cuz he just has 2 teeth - just enuf for working on dat carrot or enjoying a Carrot Cake but heeza still smiling and out and about. So youza sees, the message is dat somethings just not impurrtant in life cuz da beauty izza inside, not on dat outside.

Wishing you da mostest nonCATastrophic week and make it a Catzowey week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Grin! Cuz You're Meeting Your Twin

 Statisticats with PhD's (stands for "Purr-House-Directors) around the World say that everybody has a twin somewhere on the Planet, and thatza amazing stuff to purrponder. Thinking about being just one wonderful, super dooper and pawsative YOU is enough,  but then to think about having dat identicatical Twin, well CATZOWEY! Datsa amazing fur shure and could be exhausticatting to the meowximum - like double da stuff.

When youza meets yur Twin, itza recommended to extend yur paw to do a "how duz your Twin self do" paw shake. And then you might wanna try to trick yur Twin by changing quick to the other side, to find out if theyza authenticatically yur Twin! Purrhaps theyza faux twin whooza stolen yur identicatical identity.

Bamzatini! Dat authenticat Twin goes where you goes - left, right or uppa or downza, always passing da authenticat Twin test.

Me & Myself is trying to trick my Twin by looking like I duzn't care - hee hee!  But my Twin is looking exacticatically at me and myself not caring either. Basta Pasta whatza with this Twin that he can't be his own solo self?

Watching my authenticat Twin has made me exhausticatted so I'ma having a solo PurrEyeVat catnap.

Catzowey! Itza like seeing waaaaay tooza many of me - like triplacats!  I'll be back on da pawsative solo track next Monday. Cuz spending the week with my Twin and Me & Myself wazza exhausticatting fur shure, yep uh huh. Phewzatini, 3 of me means itza time for a Meowtini and tuna too.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Amore!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Spring Flinging On The Field Of Dreaming

Itza Spring! Daffodils are blooming and I'ma not snoozing cuz Baseball season izza here, and I wanna hear from the purrfeshonal coaches (pssstt.... theyza won The World Series!)  on how Me & Myself can throw some curve balls instead of my EyeTailYun meatzaballs! 

 Warming uppa my pitch and my catch and my every move is the 1st exercise fur yur sports meowscles, cuz The Coach says getting to know the ball izza good idea. This ball and me izza comfy together cuz weeza catchatting.

Itza sneaky move to look yur batter directacatically in the eye when youza bout to pitch dat ball towards him. Might even hypnocatatize him so he falls over before he can hit it! Bamzatini ...  youza runs fast all around da bases, jumping uppa and downza like youza just won the Acatemy Award!

Baseball has 9 innings but my favorito inning of all is the 7th Inning Stretch. 

After abundacat purrractice, youza can end up on a Trading Card or on a dry food kibble box on the super dooper market shelf!

Duzn't matter whooza youza rooting and tooting fur, cuz itza just more meowvalous to have funtasticat fun in the sun and get out to dat Ballpark. OR  purrtend youza there when youza really relaxacatting on yur comfurtable sofa munching Oscar Meyer weiners with ballpark mustard drippity dripping down yur chin! And nobody in the seat next tooza youza, izza saying "Scuzzi, youza got ballpark mustard drizzling down yur chin", cuz  Catzowey youza home alone and smiling with every bite of dat ballpark frank.

Here's to da Season with a reason - hot diggity dogs at the Ballpark!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Is It Norm To Brainstorm During A Storm?

When the ice and rains are pouring out of the sky, rivers are rising and youza not staying dry, then reach out - yep uh huh, just reach out to someone you likes and tell them, or hug em or even kiss em. Do something nice cuz that's a meowvalous thing to do in a Storm. It can make a bad fur day seems like a purrfecto day. Yep uh huh itza fur shure, being a create-a-cat can bring you pawsative brainstorming.

 When you reaches out to someone, before youza knows it, youza getting the deed returned, indeed.

 When youza stuck in da house during dat stormy day, itza good to start cleaning out yur Spicy Cabinets and clean uppa the ages of mess and piles of spicy stuff datsa in need of cleaning uppa and tossing out. Yuckaloni this is no baloney! 

AhTenZeeOhKnee! Quicker than a mini meowster catnap or even 40 winks,  get yurself outta da kitchen mess and get into selectacatting the right Umbrella for the storm youza in! Definicatically that's more fun. Holy Cannoli - there's no sun cuz itza raining out and youza not out and about but you are selectacatting the Umbrella of the meowment! That'll perk ya up!

Yep uh huh I'ma singing in the rain .. what a glorious feeling I'ma not cleaning out my spicy cabinet no more, so I'ma happy again, just singing in the rain.

  Whether youza having a good weathered day or a bad fur day, just be shure to shout out and tell someone that youza really cares bout them whether theyza got da furrrizzies cuz itza raining, or cuz theyza got that fresh Pacific Oshun sardine breath  -  duzn't matter cuz youza luvs dem anyhow and youza wants them to know! Datsa what makes a purrfecto day in a storm, seem more norm.

Wishing you and yours a nonCATastrophic week (and purrhaps a good weathered week too)

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Spring Storm Snorkeling

Itza Spring now, and whether youza in good sunny rays weather or in tumultuous terrible stuff, youza gotta always be purrpared fur dat unexpected Storm and have yur Storm Snorkel and Snorkeling Mask ready tooza go, just in case youza needs it. Be purrrrpared izza da motto of the meowment.

Itza good idea to figure out yur snorkel before da Storm arrives, so there's no dust bunnies or fur balls inside blocking it and CATZOWEY - I'ma not quite shure if my super dooper Storm Snorkel goes uppa or downza at this meowment!

If the storm izza coming youza gotta clear yur Storm Snorkeling Mask so youza can see clearly and find yur way in the  Spring storm.  Going "ahhhhhhhhzatini" and  blowing yur hot air on da Storm Snorkel Mask clears the fog away. Then youza safe to go Storm Snorkeling and find yur way safely, yep uh huh datsa fur shure!

 In case of Storm Snorkel Emergency, just breath into yur Storm Snorkel and itza magical, taking youza everywhere with ease, even downtown to da Super Dooper Farmers Market when itza raining cats and dogs!

In the end, the storm will end and youza gonna store yur Storm Snorkel and Snorkeling Mask in a safe place, where itza ready fur da next storm. But be shure youza remembers where youza stores it.

Have a nonCATastrophic week and stay safe in da storm!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

When You Feel Blue - Wear Green!

Statistacats say "more people want to be happy in March, to shake off the winter blues" so itza Catzowey to don the Green to get happy, especially this week - St. Patrick's Day week -  which makes the blues go arrividerci. I'ma not wearing any furesh green  EyeTailYun basil or my favorito organicatnip - just wearing da real EyeRish green stuff and gonna share with youza the 160th St Patrick's Day PURRRade in San Franfuncisco this weekend.  Hunker down with a Corned Beef, a platter of Irish Potatoes and dat crinkly cabbage stuff. Here we go into a Sea of Green and itza Bye Bye Blues!

Duz he know his momma is wearing lettuce on her head?

Gotta have doggone great EyeRish Wolfhounds at da EyeRish purrade or itza notta authenticat EyeRish purrade!

And all da EyeRish Firemen wazza over the Top Oh The Morning happy to sees me!

 

Even San Franfuncisco's finest Polizia stopped twaffic tooza show me his secret 007 secret microphone in dat EyeRish green flower! Shhh, dontcha tell anybody!

 Do youza believe in Magic? It wazza magical meowster ride in da Purrade with the Shriners whooza helps all the kids and plays da tooting trombones too. Mamma Mia I puckered uppa and blew dat horn!

Holy Cannoli & leaping leprechauns! Itza EyeRish kissing Mouse thinking I'ma Blarney Stone! 

 Green comes in many deeziner styles and sizes. Can you even sees  my CatOflauged self by dat littlest leprechaun? Do a double paw click on this foto andza smile!

 Thizza inky dinky leprachaun saluted me - nowza thatza fine feline manners!

Took my paws for a meowvalous visit to O' Meows Pub, or was it O'Double Dat Drink Pub, or, hmmmzatini was it O'Rise 'n Shine Pub? My memory cantza remember after dat big purrade, but I kicked my paws back enjoying Fishy n' Chippies and a few Tom Cat nip infused drinks. I'ma exhausticatted  but definicatically wishing youza very  happy St. Paddy's Day.  Hey ... this week everybody gotza some EyeRish genes in them - even me the Italian Kitty!!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Zing Into Spring

I'm seeing Spring everywhere in the air and on my table too, but thatza cuz I lives in CalEyeFurKneeYah where Spring arrives faster than youza can catnap or say "Pesto Pizza"!

Petals are popping all over and Me and Myself always thinks itza pawsative to get uppa close to da Spring petals thatza popping uppa and outta. Kinda like testing pearls: put em between yur teeth to find out if theyza real or notta real. Cuz some Spring petals izza silk and datza surprise!

Balancing Spring izza not easy when itza still a little bit Wintery outside.

Even if you and yurself izza not ready for Spring, don't turn yur back on it.

One thing izza fur shure, Spring izza popping uppa all over and everywhere and that reminds my creature-of-habit-clock to tell you, dontcha furget to change yur clocks cuz Daylight Savings Time arrives in some USA States and in Canada. Yep uh huh itza arriving on Sunday March 13th. Spring Furward and dontcha Fall back being a relaxacat!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty