February 24, 2008
Venturing To Politicatically Correct Veggies
If you play with more than 1 asparagus do you call it a bunch of asparagee? Alas and a huge catzowey, you need to discover this lean and keen item is the PURRfect cat toy -able to bounce resiliently to and fro.
Multi-PURRpose is the right toy: play with it, then consume it and categorically speaking it's gotta be good for us too. This politicatically correct smitten kitten is an advocat for the organics of life and asparagus is popping up - but it should only come from our USA! My mighty meowster self suggests we pause our shopping paws until the lean and green fruits of PURRfection California is known for, come to our tables in April.
Kick back with some catnip or PURRtend you're having abundacat catnaps until the California delicatsy hits shelves. I tell ya, you'll be a happy cat and be saying Mille Grazie Guido and you'll invite me over for some real Asparagus and play time too!
Ciao and Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty
at 5:56 PM