April 19, 2010

Envirocatically Speaking - Every Day Izza Earth Day!

While me and myself izza doing the bench purresses (I gotta keep my smitten kitten meowscles condishuned!) I purrponders how to be a better envirocat and a respectacatable resident of the Earth. Weeza all tenants of The Earth and when youza renting space youza wanna take care of it so I tells ya, Earth Day 2010 izza arriving, yep uh huh itza coming to YOUR street on Thursday April 22nd, and here's some fine feline tips on having a speshule Earth Day.

 If youza like me, youza got abundacat papers,  some papers not so organized so you can play in them. Youza got papers in all shapes and sizes to catnap upon too. So when youza  Spring cleaning (itza OK to Spring Clean thru Summer, Fall and Winter too) you always wanna put all da papers in da correctacat Recycle box NOT in da compost box and definicatically NOT in da litter box!

Take a meowment to sepurrrrrrate yur trash- yep uh huh, youza gotta go thru it with a keen Cat's eye to be shure youza putting the correctacat stuff in da correctacat receptacle. And hiss fits if youza thinks plastic bags izza recycled!

If youza has a passhun, like me, fur da Seafood, make shure youza purrrrrchases da firm rising fishes, oopsatini I mean to say Farm Raised Fishies, then youza not depleting da fabulous fishies in da Oshuns - cuz their fishy selves izza doing their part to keep da Oshuns clean too - weeza needs da natural fishies but not on our dinner plates.

Ahhh youza gotta say Arrividerci to da plastic bottles and put yur H2O or Nip Infused Iced Tea into da metal bottles! Yep uh huh, itza true dat da Pacific and Atlantic Oshuns has da new plastic floating islands da size of Texas and datsa giganticat purroblem, Itza called PLASTIC SOUP (and itza not da zuppa made with organicat garlic!)

So puhleezse, may I have yur AhhhTenZeeOhKnee? When Thursday da 22nd day of April arrives in your City, join ME and Myself and more than one billion people in 190 countries thatza taking da  action for Earth Day this year. Youza can be a very impurrrtant part of helping our Mother Earth, cuz sheeza in a CATastrophic condishun right now!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


Jacqueline said...

Hey, Guido, we missed you!!!...It's a great cause and we should all try to help make our world a better place...Kisses and have a happy week...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

ABBY said...

Hi Guido!
You are so right about making this a better place. We're 100% with you!


Sparkle said...

That's great advice, for both kitties and humans!

Daisy said...

Those are some great ideas, Guido! We have to be nice to the earth.


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