BONZER's pawty. Datsa Bonzer and me in da picshure. Now thizza is no normal pawty - itza ImPURRted pawty cuz my pal Bonzer lives in ALASKA! YEP, uh huh he flew on da giant bird with super sonicat wings to get here and host da pawty.
Da pawty guests wazza very diverse (and thatza politicatically correct). Check out these minichure goats whooza discussing which one should introduce themself furst. They didn't knowz I was listening.
Meet my pooch pal MerryBelle - sheeza very merry cuz sheeza flew on da giganticat jet bird all da way cross da YouEssHay from New Yawk - looks like sheeza merrily merry to see me in fine funtasticat New Yawk style, yep sheeza doggone happy to be in here in CalEyeFurKneeYah!
More WOWza MEOWza - I'ma so so so happy to be at da Pooch Pawty with my furiend MIA - sheeza from da South of CalEyeFurKneeYah and sheeza one smart Pooch with da strong senses cuz sheeza blind but Mia knows exacticatically where me and myself izza and datza all thatza impurrtant. Ohhh Momma Meowster MIA! You makes my meowster heart go bumpity bump bump, just like whenza I'm riding da rails of da San Franfuncisco Cable Cars dat humm da "Mice A Roni Da San Francisco Treat" tune.
Thizza izza da purrfecto pawty. Meowster Mooster Burgers and Salmon frumza Alaska. Bonzer brings da 27 paws long Salmon, yep, I means furesh from da waters of Alaska - yep uh uh, weeza chowing down on da Barbequed salmon thatza WHITE not red (dat means there's no Dye Numero 3,4, 27 or 6) and itza better than da salmon in da Fancy Feast can. IF me and myself couldza eat this every day, I'd purrobably have more than 9 lives!
AhTenZeeOhKnee - Itza time fur fun and games and itza fur shure, da Dogs like tooza dip da paws in da water so I dived in da pool with my pooch pal Tillie - sheeza keeping 2 doggone great eyes on me even though I'm wearing my "feline float" Guido Speedo but I furgot to bring my Life PURRsevor to da pooch pawty - hey, I knows Tillie izza my Life PURRsevor in case I can't do da back stroke no more.
My Cat-stylist and da Staff, all had da day off so I had to fluff dry my fur in da sun then I helped out with da fun stuff. YEOWza MEOWza, I went into Shocksatini cuz theyza shudda had me in da booth dat was 100 PURRcent ITALIANO Dark Roast NOT wtih da inFURior Colombian stuff! HEY I'ma the EyeTailYun Kitty! Basta Pasta itza not impurrtant cuz I still gave all 4 of my meowster paws to help with da T-Shirt Drawing and, and AND guessa whatza? I wins da Catster T-Shirt at da Pooch Pawty! WOWza MEOWza, life is full of SirPrizes!
So mio myo furiends, itza inevicatable youza gonna meet and greet purrrsons dat youza normally wouldn't meet and greet and itza meowvalous to put a furiendly paw furward. Itza just doggone meowvaloso to meet da diverse purrsons of all sorts and sizes. Some got 2 eyes, some gotza no eyes, some gotza fur galore and some gotza almost no fur (oh no tip fur dat groomer!). I'ma furtunate fur shure, to have so many fabucatulous furiends all around da globe and being invited to da Pooch Pawty in Petaluma wazza so so so speshule fur me and myself. So, my smitten kitten self suggests YOU go to a doggone POOCH pawty sometime fur a doggone pawsatively great time.
Wishing youza da nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty