1, 2, 3 ... I'm OUT at the Ballpark

My smitten kitten paws izza up Up UP in da air while out out out at da Ballpark cuz I'ma purrracticing catching the ball at the baseball game opener without wearing da Smitten Kitten Mitt. It's what you do at da ball game - youza has a ball trying to catch da ball.

On da opening NIGHT at da Ball Park itza meowvoloso cuz I can catnap all day and be revving up fur da speshule Night Opener of da San Franfuncisco Giants. Youza betcha,  I used my MasterCat Card to purrrrchase da tixs, trotting my ball loving paws out to da AT&T Ball Park. Hey .. itza what we do here in San Franfuncisco cuz someone gotza cheer on our San Fran Giants in the City by the Bay where our famous Willie Mays sez, "Say Hey Hey!" I gotta  purrrriliant ideas for going to da Ballpark ......

  Always wear da team's hat so youza looks like a fantasticat fan!

 

It's fur shure youza gonna see all da players from da View sekshun - itza da  Birdie Eyes View!

 

When youza gets to know yur seat mates, youza gonna have a catzowey time at

 da Ballgame cuz theyza happy folks and really happy to see ya!

  Shuksatini! Even if yur Team duzn't win,  da sparklies start flying from da sky and fans izza saying "oh my oh my"! Defnicatically YOUza winner cuz youza got off yur sofa and out of da house to  help yur Team - showing supuuuurrt is speshule.

 

AhTenZeeOhKnee! Youza wanna see all da fireworks frumza every direkshun, so get down on da ground and check itza out from all da pawzishuns in yur PurrEyeVat box seat. Ah, basta pasta! I luvs da sparklies in da Sky and now youza knows why.  NOWza MEOWza - youza gonna have a sparkly kind of  winning week  with no strike outs. Make it a nonCATastrophic one!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Arrividerci Baci

 Me and myself izza what we is because of momma Baci raising me all my life - she had da payshunce with my wild child self. Yep uh huh, sheeza been my momma da whole almost 4 years of my life, and sheeza taught me my meowster manners while tolerating my smitten kitten antics.

 Baci crossed over The Rainbow Bridge on Saturday April 3rd and I wanna paws fur a meowment frumza my normal Catzowey day, to pay da tribute to da redhead who made me whooza I am. Born on da streets of San Franfuncisco  (after Karl Malden & Michael Douglas left da Streets of San Francisco) in October 1995, Baci found her furever home cuz of da San Franfuncisco SPCA rescuing her and well, da rest is historicatically meowvalous history.

Ahhh she loved me from da meowment I arrived in her house. She was happy to see me, but everybody calls Baci "Mrs Grumpy" cuz datsa da look sheeza got all her almost 15 years of life. My molto famoso photographer Mark Rogers even made da "Birthday Card" using Baci's not smiling face, and if youza furtunate to receive his speshule card, youza opens it up  and it shouts "NO! Really I AM happy it's your Birthday"! Baci gotza her very own line of speshule OK-shun cards on da market. Datsa something!

 Always, Baci wazza da boss of da house, ruling with da 4 redhead paws and we izza shure she selectacatted da Easter Eve to cross The Rainbow Bridge - exacticatically her way cuz that's how life was with Baci.  I'ma calling it "Baci's RED-surrection".

 See, sheeza still looking da grumpy look! But fur all her life sheeza consistent creature of da habit, da purrfecto kitty.   Losing my momma Baci izza da impurrtant reminder dat life is short - even when ya got 9 lives, so be shure youza enjoys it to the meowximum and tells someone speshule dat theyza speshule or they won't ever know theyza speshule. Cheers tooza you Baci and mille meowster grazie fur being my speshule Momma Cat.


Luv & Baci  (datsa means "kisses" in EyeTailYun),
Guido

Itza Unfurgettable Shopping Week

When things are good and youza don't wanna ever furget it, youza calls that Unfurgettable, and me and myself shure had that kinda week. And it wazza brilliant fog free week (my fur stayed nice and purrfecto in place). Fine time to shop and drop in to da abundacat BowTeeks, while purrancing our  famoso furiendly paws around San Franfuncisco!

Definicatically, it was a sentimentacatical journey when my gal pal went shopping with me, the Italian Kitty.  Weeza "Insepurrrable" shopping duo cuz  we brilliant furiends think alike! CATZOWEY I'ma humming and strumming my catichords to keep up with her meowvaloso mewsikal self. But shhhh, dontcha tell - I let her hum while she wazza purrrusing da purrty clothes and I just purrred in her catzowey kitty carrying cashmere arms. Ohhhh I wazza having da tsunami of purrs!

Suddenly  she said " This Will Be feline fine Guido" and faster than me and myself  can pop a Friskies pop top can, she put me in this deeziner bag and told me "Guido dontcha worry honey cuz you're a "Mister Meowster Melody"! Ahhh sheeza saying da mewsik to my meowster ears.  Then we dashed off to another BowTeek where weeza meeted and greeted abundacatically by nice feline furiendly folks, whooza contentacats to see us both!

Hey! Itza me and da BeeYouTeeFull Signorinas from da Fillmore Street BowTeeks. Theyza just going bonkers over having da EyeTailYun man cat in da purrrty girl BowTeeks.

NOWza MEOWza,  I'ma  feeling da urge to get up close and PURRsonal to some fine purrrrilliant jewelry  and gottza check out da ringy dingy ding ear ring my purrsonal very speshule shopping pal izza wearing- AttenZeeOhKnee: always take time frum yur catnap to be checking ins and outzas to make shure da jewels moves to the groove . Itza always impurrtant  to see thru da earring in both direkshuns cuz da Purrrpurrrazzi izza gonna have their flashie bulbs popping in all direkshuns. Phew I'ma exhausticatted too so I'ma gonna walk my baby back home and remember my  Unfurgettable day in the City by the Bay.

I wishes you an Unfurgettable week and make it a nonCATastrophic one too!

Ciao and Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's For Sure! I'ma Referring To Defurring

Do I look like me and myself is trying to figure out what's going on? Yep uh huh, I'ma definicatically doing that fur shure, and for a furry good reason. Cuz I cannot  believe what I saw and am seeing! CATZOWEY! I discovered the most meowvaloso gadgacat gizmo on the whole planet and youza gonna wanna pay attenZeeOhKnee to this news and mews, whether you read it Up side or Down side - no difFURence!

Dontcha worry - this izn't someone's  TooPay that went astray - it's really my fur for shure!  I just got brushed and smushed by "Shed Magic" the fabucatulous cat de-shedding tool. I tellza youza - it's fantasticatical and I'ma feeling light weight and great without having to cut my carbs and diet which can cause me to riot. More good news and mews, it'za affurdable.  I thinks my MasterCat Card had da charge of about $19.00 - not EUROs but da real envirocatical green bucks!

Lemme check out this former mound of me .. one meowment I'm feeling hefty and da next meowment I'ma looking more buffed! Youza tooza can get this fantasticatical device via my favorito Pet Boutique Cheengoo in San Francisco.   And  psst! Secreto ..if youza tells Liz, da meowvaloso doggone great PURRprietor that youza FOG "Friend of Guido's",  youza purrobably gonna have it mailed to youza fur affurdable cost  -  cuz sheeza da cat's meow even though sheeza da momma of da doggone adorable Abbie da dog!

Wishing you a FURiendly week with no bad fur days! Woo hoo I'ma gonna have a light weight nonCATastrophic week NOWza MEOWza!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Affected By The Green House Effect

Yep uh huh, I got da Green House effect - nothing is normal and I'ma seeing green green and more green in the scheme of this week.  And abundacat GREEN words is jumping out at me and myself:  Green Pesto, Greenhouse, Green leprechauns, Green eyes in disguise, Greenskeeper and Greenies. AND my purreening greening self izza humming the ol' tune "Green Acres is the place to be..."

Categorically speaking, my Celebricat self mingles and jingles in The Greenroom of Hollywood TeeVee studios - that's where da PurrEyeVat cat chats andza lounging around happen befur the Celebricat hops on the stage to woo hoo fans, and there's no green in dat color scheme of the Green Room cuz it's always blue or yellow - fur shure the only green in the Green Room is my EyeTailYun eyes.

Make it an over the top week. Oopsatini! I means to say, make it a Top O' the Week! Shuksatini da Green is having an effect and itza  infectucatulous! Me and myself izza trying to say "Happy St Paddy's Day"!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO O' Linguini

Shuksatini - A Treasure Hunt For The Greenie!

Green is popping up all over (but not in my Meowny Market Account). Soon it's March 17th when everybody's a little bit EyeRish - and some folks even gonna be a little green the day after (they purrobably wishes they'd not purrtended they wazza EyeRish). This week, I'ma out andza bout hunting and scrunching to find da EyeRish eyes are smiling Shammyrocks - yep itza Treshure Hunt fur da great good furtune greenies. Youza wondering why an EyeTailYun kitty izza on da search fur da organicat 3-leafy clover? Cuz abundacat good furtune comes to those who find a crop of Shammyrocks.

My EyeTailYun eyes found da furst EYErish Shammyrock owned by a little Leprechaun - hmmmzalini, anybody ever heard of a giant oversized Leprechaun?

Creative creashun idea from da Oscar winning dippity do Deeziners: wear a disguise to show off my 'When EyeTailYun Eyes Is Smiling" eyes - yep uh huh, itza my EyeRish Bowl Em Over Tie and it works cuz I finds another Shammyrock! Itza safe to say thizza izza my good luck tie and purrhaps more furtuitous than a green pesto pizza pie! I mean, ONLY fur this week!

Oh Catzowey! Me and myself izza seeing expando-double-duo ShammyRocks!

Dontza ask da Martha Whoosit bout setting da correctacat EyeRish table - aska me! Cuz da smitten kitten from EyeTailYa always has da purrfecto hospawtality ideas. And fur shure, itza good to serve yur guests abundacat platters of food, send dem out da door with pawty favors of impurrted  FUResh green nip, and wish them all a Pawsatively Happy and nonCATastrophic Shammyrock Day!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Bob Bob Bobbing Along In The Podsled

Me and myself izza exhausticatted from 2 weeks in Vancatcouver where I pawsatively had da bestest time of all my 9 lives, and yep uh huh, I'ma podsledding home to CalEyeFurKneeYah where I can relaxacat and get my over skied-outski meowscles all relaxed with a meowsage at da spa. Itza not easy being an athleticat!

Didja hear the OH-Lympicks Committee izza purrpondering adding new competicatitive 2014 Categories? Hummmmzatini I shure hopes they might have "Cold Weather Catnapping" as a Category cuz I'd excel in dat - itza fur shure go for da gold!

"Ledge-Luge" would be an OH-Lympicks sport that interests me andza I'd definicatically win a Gold fur shure cuz my EyeTailYun self gotza da meowscles fur fine feline supurrrrt on da ledges.

Not everyone knows exacticatically how to wear da heavy Gold Medal propurrrly but I gotza 4 yrs to purrractice and  uncover to discover "is the GOLD MEDAL really gold? Don't have a hiss fit but I tells ya, there's a smitten kitten chance there's purrhaps more silver than gold in da Gold Medal.

Seems I'm heading to da week of abundacatnaps but wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week!  Shhh, I gotza secret fur you,  an inky dinky tidy box bit:  no matter whooza youza cheered on at da OH-Lympicks isn't impurrtant. Itza just impurrtant you cheered on da fantasticat meowvaloso athletes of da world! Viva di Athletes and theyza ALL winners in my meowster mind.

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty