In My Costume Closet With Me & Myself

Just days away from Halloween and I'm purrpondering what to wear. Autumn is awesome, Fall is fab and veggies are furesh and colorful, so Me & Myself izza thinking of doing Halloween dressed as an organicat Undercover Pumpkin Farmer. I blends right in purrfectly and gonna scare da scarecrows!

 Looking South out my window I'm dreaming of awesome Australia, so thought purrhaps I'd dress up as an authenticat Jacaru - Datsa Aussie chat for da round uppa Cowboy and Yee Hawzatini, I could bring along my pet Boxing Kangaroo and do a Waltz With Mathilda and toss some shrimpees on my EyeTailYun Barbeque too. Feeling like Jumping Jackaru Flash!

 Me & Myself always feels inky dinky devilish at this time of the year  OR youza can call me Pope Guido the Furst and I declares everyday an "eat Fish day."

Catzowey! I got smart and took my MasterCat Card and myself to PetSmart to check out the new cool Martha Stewart Pet Clothes AND got myself a super sharp shirt and a new Martha Stewart Skeleton rope toy! Meowvalous toys - diversible and reversible: some fur cats and some fur pooches!

Datza my brofur Yolo comes to my rescue for brotherly assurance and backup purrteckshun in case Signore Skeleton comes to life!  But when I'ma wearing my power shirt with my collar popped, nothing spooks me! (pssst, itza in da Martha Stewart Pets Collection, in pooch depawtment)

Nope, I didn't have Cosmeticat Surgery and I'm not in a Dachsund Costume! Thatza my pal Jake the bambino Dachsund, visiting me in his sequined Skeleton shirt, yep uh huh itza in the Martha Stewart Pets at Petsmart collection too.  Doggone right Jake putza his paws of approval on da Rope Toy and 9-Squeakers Halloweenie Cat too, and Jake said theyza pooch purrfecto. Me & Myself and Jake are guys whooza likes stylish clothes, affurdable prices and good quality Catzowey toys, and we share em - cuz datza neighborly!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and make no bones about it - Halloween is popping upon us!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

A Number Of Slumbering Positions

Nothing more meowvalous than abundacatnaps! And slumbering with my bestest buddy Yolo is a slumber speshule di giorno cuz he slumbers soundly - never cat chats in his sleep or even snores!

We Man Cats like to slumber "spa style" like a little grooming in the middle of the afternoon Catnaps session. And Spa Slumbering is free, no need to use yur MasterCat Card! 

Bamzatini! Before the Raviolis are boiling on the stove top, weeza back slumbering in a numbering of pawzishuns!

Then the alarm goes off cuz weeza got to wakes uppa to think about what weeza gonna do next!

Purrobably hit the hay and snooze so we duzn't loose any Man Cat beauty rest!

Wishing you the mostest nonCATastrophic week and hopes you takes abundacatnaps!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Columbus Day In The City By The Bay

Catzowey! I luvs celebrating Columbus Day and Me & Myself always pawties the whole weekend long in San Franfuncisco, cuz I'ma EyeTailYun and Christoforo was too - relatively speaking, purrhaps weeza cuzzins. (can youza names the 3 inky dinky ships Captain Christoforo was using to sail to San Franfuncisco?)

Only at the Columbus Day Purrade is youza gonna meet and greet Carmen Meowranda with her miles of piled fruits.

 AhTenZeeOhKnee! Itza Fleet Week too and these Marines izza happy to see me so much theyza got me a cup O' Catweiser!

Brushing off the Purrade dust after Me & Myself got back home and oh my paws izza aching!

These are my purrade paws - Pawsatively exhausticatted after marching in da Columbus Day Purrade and I'ma ready for a Man Cat meowsage. 

Gotta put my specatacles on to see where my paws has gone?

OOPSatini! While I was at the Purrade, someone had an accident spilling da beans or dropping da Cannolis!  Catzowey I'ma glad I was out and about so I duzn't get blamed for this messaroni.  So now I'ma gonna blurt about dirt, yep uh huh I am. NOWza MEOWza youza sees it and .....

NOWza MEOWza you don't see it cuz it's all cleaned up thanks to Purina ProCare the supurrrrior pet stain and odor eliminator!  This product sifted and lifted out all that  mighty mess - yep uh huh it really works and now the sheets are tidy and whitey again thanks to this fast acting and good smelling product that works. Hoorayzatini now I can drop my pizzas all over the house!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

No Messing With A Blessing

 When youza sneezes someone nice says CatZuntHeight or Bless Ya and that's a meowvalous blessing to hear. Another fantasticat blessing is when we furry or feathered creatures are recognized on St. Francis Day to be blessed to the meowximum cuz weeza "Creatures of the Planet too". Yep uh huh,  weeza invited on St. Francis Day to Church to sit in da Pews and be amewsed! (checking out da cobwebs and dusty balls under those Pews!)

 Grace Cathedral in San Franfuncisco is where I went for St. Francis Day - they even got da welcome  "All Creatures Loved By St. Francis" flag flying in our honor

La La Labradors enjoy going to the CAThedral too for a doggone great time in da Pew with a birds eye view! 

Check out that 2nd pew with yur Binocucatulars - the pooch is paying attenshun and ready to grab and go with dat Altar bread sitting there!

How comes my Pew mate tosses Me &Myself a Hymnal from 1982 when itza 2011?  I wasn't even a smitten kitten in 1982 cuz I was born in 2006.

Bamzatini! Befur youza knows it da giganticat service is over and weeza all been blessed to the Meowximum (good to go for a year!) and are on the Plaza to mingle and jingle! Didja ever think about a purrson looking like their pooch? These dudes rock and blow dry together in any weather!

 Sharing the Blessings with my fur furiends makes me exhaustitcatted but itza good feeling fur shure.

I wishes youza a nonCATastrophic week and hopes itza filled with pawsative sunny rays, a doggone good catnap and a Pizza Meowgarita too. And pssst - comes closer cuz I wants youza to know I am blessed cuz youza my fabuloso furiend!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Catting Around In Hollywood

 Hollywood - think about that name -  I never saw holly growing on the famous star studded sidewalks! It's for shure when I flew to Hollywood to be a CATestant on the TeeVee show "Think Like A Cat".  I wanna share this amazing meowvalous time! Like the cat walk models,  I was told to bring along my foto Purrtfolio, so I did and my favorito fotographer Mark Rogers made me a Catzowey book of fotos. (check out his link cuz youza gonna smile!)

Checked in to the Hotel Palomar on Wilshire Boulevard (purrrs galore cuz theyza pet furiendly) and checked outta my 14th floor room overlooking all of La La Los Angeles. Itza impurrtant to get a birds eye view of where youza is.

Immediately I got furmiliar with the fine feline furiendly art work on the walls of my Suite.

Bamzatini,  I had to catnap cuz I was exhausticatted from exploring every nitch of my comfy Hotel Palomar Suite (oh Si Si Si, I always travels with my EyeTailYun blankie thatza the colors of Italy so I feels at home). 

 Catzowey! Always inspectacat yur plumbing in the  Hotel Suite and if it's got a little drippity drop coming out all night, itza feline fine!

 Lemme tell youza dat I was Star Struck with the Giganticat TeeVee Screen  - only in Hollywood!

But then someone got Star strucked meeting and greeting Me & Myself - yep uh huh datsa Chuck Woolery  whooza started waaaay back when, (waaaay befur I was even a smitten kitten inky dinky idea), with Wheel of Furtune, and heeza looking like heeza gonna do the Happy Dance, cuz heeza happy to meet my meowster self.

Just chatting with Chuck about Man Cat stuff like so so Southern California man tanning, washing the gray fur  away, getting a pawdicure and looking spiffy for Tee Vee.  I think he listened cuz heeza looks intrigued fur shure, yep uh huh!

So I wishes you days filled with abundacat Sun and nights filled with meowvalous Stars.  Make it a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao  & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

If You Gotta Go - Go With Kitty a GoGo

Just when youza thinks life is purrfecto you finds out life  is more Catzowey! Why? Well I tells you, I discovered this  oh so so so  stylish and funtasticatically functional Litter Box for us meowsters whooza gotta go when weeza on the go.  BUT we finicky felines only wanna to go IN STYLE of course.  It's like a 1st Class classy hotel restroom -  It's Kitty A GoGo.

It arrives at yur house in da big box - which is recyclable (youza knows I'ma Envirocat) and  the box becomes yur new Meowster Mansion after youza takes out the goods. Wowza Meowza - youza gonna luvs what's inside this box and CATZOWEY, it's all in one piece - no assembly!

Look at Me & Myself - weeza in our new Kitty A GoGo litter box and you got choices for the deeziner cover. Me &Myself both selected the "burlwood" cuz it'za got the Man Cat feel to it and I'ma EyeTailYun kitty with Man Cat style and pssst - I'ma giganticat 16 pounds so this box is big sized.  It's meowvalous that you can get it in abundacat cool styles that works fur yur purrrsonality when youza wanna goes in style.

Get comfy with yur double creamy Catpuccino and kick back yur paws to see Me & Myself in the action mewvie - yep uh huh in my new Functional Litter Box With Personality

Purrhapps Kitty A GoGo izza nominated for a Best Deezine at The Acatemy Awards.

Get out your Pirate Pawty Kit cuz today is Talk Like A Pirate Day - all around da world, like from the North Pole to Jackson Hole - no matter where you izza relaxacatting, people are talking like Pirates! Ahoyzatini matey - letza share some arrrrgh gold from dat Treasure Chest and release our inner Pirate selfs.  Hee Hee Hee and Yo Ho HO! Give me a bottle of Rumzini and a catini under a Tropicatical palm tree on a ship wrecked island. Then tomorrow, I'ma back to being my City Kitty self with a Captain Sparrow sized Nip hangover! Ahoy I thinks I see the Canary Islands ahead....

Me & Myself wishes you the mostest meowvalous week - don't furget to make it a nonCATastrophic one, and we'll cat chat soon!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Hug The One Ya Love

When I'm having a wild week, Me & Myself both find that hugging the one we love is the purrfecto purrscription for feeling better. CATZOWEY, hugging izza healthy, not genticatically modified, 100% nachural,  and no fake fillers or syntheticat stuff in a hug. Hugs are healthy, yep uh huh it's for shure.

Lemme tell ya, giving back to my favorito non-profit animal organizations is as good as a giganticat HUG, and it  helps keep my EyeTailYun blood preshure at sea level. Giving back to my CoMEWnity makes me catnap comfy, cuz giving back is like an Alaska King Crab sized dose of shrimps. Itza relaxing to know youza helping others and when youza helps, you get a hug.

Didja ever sneak up on somebody and shout SirPrize (and then hug them?) Well, Me & Myself gonna SirPrize you with a fabucatulous way to shop so you don't drop.  It's shopping frum your cat bed, shopping from da sofa or even while youza multi-cat-tasking on yur fone! It's meowvalous: when you're shopping you're donating money directly to the animal rescue org of YOUR choice. Yep Uh Huh, I'ma telling you  that ADOPT A SHELTER is the mostest meowvalous thing since Seafood Supreme Souffle or Creamy Cannnolis!  Imagine this: your purrchase from the online store will give a portion of that to the shelter of your choice!

Reaching out and pawsatively touching someone can be funtastic. And if you shop, youza gonna drop some moola into yur favorito animal rescue org at the same time. Kind of like a free HUG!  It's EASY and itza FREE too. Just start at  ADOPT A SHELTER  and then  shop yur favorito online retailers, like Amazon, iTunes, Old Navy, PetSmart and a catzillion other great stores - every meowvalous time you buy, they donate!  Life is Catzowey!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and here's my Man Cat Hug for YOU.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty