I'm Playing In The Super Duper Bowl

Catzowey!

It's that time of the year to have a 

Super Duper Bowl to play in.

 Holy Cannoli! Me & Myself can see me playing in

this Super Duper Bowl for sure.

We needs a referee to oversee this play!

 These are imposter bowls (not pasta bowls!) 

 No way are they Super Duper Bowls.

     I see the colorful referee arriving nowza.

 

 This could  be the Daddy of ALL Super Duper Bowls.

Yep uh huh, I think it could be.

Me and Myself are exhausticatted from all the

funtastic Super Duper Bowls, so I gotta chillax

in a meowvalous Miami sunny ray with my 

Guido Speedo!

 This fine feline fan is really ready so

bring on the Super Duper Bowl !

Wishing you a non-catastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Party Time For Guido's 13th Birthday - Holy Cannoli!

HOLY CANNOLI 

I'm really turning 13 on 

Sunday May 26th 2019 and I'm 

ready to party hearty! Join me and let's celebrate!

Yup uh huh this is me 13 years ago - kinda cute 

dontcha think? HEE HEE HEE

Me & Myself loves to party 

This is my cake waaaay back when I turned

the Terrible Two! Still acting like Terrible Two and 

happy cat about it.

Pssst .. I'm exhaustacatted after my 5th birthday party

Purring cuz I've had my birthday parties every

year for 12 years with the amazing wonderful super

duper special seniors where I do my Animal Assisted

Therapy job for 12 years - yup been on the job all 

my life. Working as a happy cat

Nothing finer than getting hugs on your birthday

or on any day really.

Hoorayzatini - she's so happy to see me 

at my Animal Assisted Therapy Job & I'm

ecstaticat to see her too!

I'm asking for the mostest meowvalous13th Birthday prezzie.

Just $1 for each year I've been on the Planet

It goes to the City of San Francisco Pound - yup uh huh like in 

not a fun spot.. but I made it out and others will too thanks to your 

birthday prezzie

https://www.friendsofsfacc.org

THANK YOU FRIENDS FOR ALWAYS SUPPORTING ME THE

PAST 13 YEARS OF MY MEOWVALOUS LIFE! 

Wishing you a Non CatAstrophic week and

Paws Up for a Catzowey Year!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Time to Table My Tabby Table Time

Catzowey !

I'm working hard to table my table time

cuz my ManCat self deserves some special

table time - everybody does, dontcha think?

It's so so so meowvalous when I get

my table time, so I cross my EyeTailYun paws

that more tabby table time comes my way.

Hoorayzatini!

But more than tabby table time, I purrfur

being at my Animal Assisted Therapy job

where I gets a catzillion meowsages.

When I'm on the job these bedside meowsages sure

rev up my purr machine! Pssst - Me & Myself visit this nice

 93 years yungun lady every other Saturday for my meowsages.

And dontcha think a ManCat should always wear

a good tie when on the job?

Once my job is done for the day 

I'm back to tabling tabby table time

and feeling oh so so so Catzowey fine!

Wishing wonderful special YOU the mostest

nonCatastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Paws UP Cuz I've Grown UP!

Catzowey Catzowey and more Catzowey!

August 5th 2006 is thee meowvalous day I chose my Forever Home and dats

10 whole giganticat years ago! 

Ahhhhmazing dat early on being a smitten kitten I learned to sniff
the grapes and select the right fine feline wines.
Sonoma Ahhhhhroma is what it's bout, yup it's true.

Today at a whopping 10 years youngun I'm laffing 

bout being smaller than dat jumbo wine glass was!

 HEY! I'm always on da job - yup uh huh 9 years I been working in
Animal Assisted Therapy
 visiting special needs seniors who make me purr for sure.
Pssst it's good to dress up on the job so I wears a Tie & Hat. Dont'cha do dat?

And lemme tells ya dat spreading a good

envirocatically correct meowsage can make your day
feline fine. It's probably better than wearing dat Tie.

Hoorayzatini I learned to Tweet before I turn Elebenty !

Feeling a lil inky dinky pinky purrrfecto celebrating 10 years at my amazing meowvalous
funtasticat Forever Home! Life is purrfecto & Catzowey!

Cheers to fab YOU and 10 more meowvalous years too !
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

PS.. Visit my FB page and stay current with Me & Myself

Statistacatically Speaking While Not Running For Purrrresident!

Catzowey! Me and Myself are having a mega meowvalous

birthday this month and it's time to view with 

fantastic you all the amazing statistacatical stuff cuz
it's funtastic!    AND more funtastic is I am not running
for PURRResident! Nope.

Way way way baaaack when I was an inky dinky smitten kitten
in August 2006
I published the 1st Guido Gazette - yep uh huh - I started
working early! Pssst - nobody commented then cuz nobody
knew Me and Myself had arrived.

Basta Pasta 2 years later in 2008 I had meowtured into a ManCat and  I was doing
on site cat-commentary on Da Voting System.
I hung out to do 2008 Purrrrticular Article   ..   really I hung out so check it out.

2 more years forward and WOWza MEOWza - Haight Ashbury can be better than
organicat nip! It's like a San Franfuncisco thing.  Read all about it right HERE in this  fun
Guido Gazette edition from 2010 

Mama Meowster Mia! It's now 2 years more later
in 2012 and I'm in another Galaxy! The arms
of the infamous Jackson Galaxy and I'm
making him purr for sure. Catch up with
We Guys In This Edition of The Guido Gazette

Catzowey Catzowey Catzowey! I'm star struck 2 more years
later in 2014 and having thee Unfurgettable meowment that
youza gonna enjoy checking out cuz I'm turning Great 8 that day,
Hoorayzatini pass me a meowtini.

Full circle forward and here I am with Me & Myself at my
Animal Assisted Therapy Job on Saturday 30th of April, 2016.
Dats what I do - I am on the job all the time
and wearing a work tie & special hat to be so so so
purrrrfeshonal!

I see a great terrificat future for Me coming up!
Now here's da question for you - if you knows when I turns
Terrific Ten - make a comment cuz it's coming up this month.
No way Me & Myself are getting the Medicaty-care!

Statistacatically speaking, 88,787 of you have visited The Guido Gazette
during my life! YAY!!!!

I wish you the mostest meowvalous catzowey month!
Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty