It's A Purrrowling & Howling Costume Week

Catzowey! It's totally Tricks and Treats time, and me and my furiends got our funtastic costumes all ready to wear when we hit the streets of San Franfuncisco and ringy ding ding the doorbells and yells "Tricks & Treats weeza here!" Undoubtacatically, theyza faints in the doorway cuz they're not expecting an EyeTailYun kitty dressed up in a Halloween costume!

This furiend feeling kinda flat in his costume and datza not good cuz he gotta be pumped uppa for when we purrrowling and howling this Halloween week.

Decisions decisions, I can't make dat decision about what costume Me & Myself should fit into this year. So I gonna lets you, yep YOU helps with the decision.  Make a super dooper uber comment on the COMMENTS place and weeza decides together no matter what the weather!

 Here I am as a LIL DEVIL.

 Do you thinks I should be the JOLLY ORGANICAT GIANT?

 There's always DRACUCATULA!

 JOHNNY CAT DEPP that Pirate of the Catibbean!

 The typicatical thirsty HAWAIIAN TOURIST on Waikiki.

 If I can figure out how to gets into dat laughing Jack Oh Ho Ho Lantern then I may go as dat. But for now, I wishes you a sweet Halloween week and be sure you make it a nonCATastrophic one too. And remember, UNWRAP the candy before you indulge!

Ciao & Meow & BOOzatini!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Great Guido Grooving

Catzowey! It's for sure Me & Myself thinks birds of the feather plays together and itza meowvalous way to groove away the day.

 When I groove away the day youza finds me relaxing in a Man Cat kind of way in a sunny ray.

No matter what direction youza grooves in, itza always CATZOWEY to be doing the great Guido grooving moves.

And sometimes you gotta squeeze & rearrange yurself into a great groove cuz grooving doesn't always just happen. Itza like being a Catortionist at Cirque du Meowster!

The purrfecto grooviest grooving for Me & Myself izza always when we grooves with our organicat Nip and takes that abundacat nap.

Here comes my CATZOWEY good wishes for you to have a nonCATastrophic week & hoping it's a groovy one too!

Ciao & Meow 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Holy Cannoli it's Columbus Day

Are ya feeling like a Pizza Meowgarita may be in your future this week? Well I tells ya, it's fur shure that itza purrfecto dish to have cuz itza COLUMBUS DAY in the USA on Monday October 14th so EyeTailYun rocks like Signore Columbus did when he discovered America.

Itza wrap when I wraps uppa myself in EyeTailYun colors which are purrfecto molto bene.

If you can't wear the red white & green EyeTailYun colors for Columbus day then eat a bit of Green - cuz that is purrfecto & still honoring the EyeTailYuns especially if youza munching on the fresh Basil plants.

Scoping and not moping is what itza all about - and  Me & Myself luvs to be in the know with my EyeTailYun cat eyes cuz that's what makes life CATZOWEY! Purrhaps I'ma looking for dat Salami or Salumi or dat Meowzarella cheese ball!

Everybody wants to be an inky dinky bit of  EyeTailYun cuz we rocks - yep it's fur shure so itza wrap! Me & My EyeTailYun self purrroudly purrnounces YOU are EyeTailYun on Columbus Day ! Hoorayzatini and please pass me a glass of PURRRseco and a Pizza Meowgarita and a bowl of my favorito Pasghetti & Meatballs so we can party hearty and  say Salute Patootay!

Wishing you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Packing & Stacking My Vakayshun Stuff

Catzowey! What do you do when youza feeling like you has House-Itis? Well, I tells ya, I starts unpacking and repacking and stacking my Vakayshun stuffs.

Yep uh huh - Me & Myself always checks out my Vakayshun stuff for da all year long dusties that gather on my Vakayshun stuffs when itza not on Vakayshun. Pssst - gotta tells ya that itza not on Vakayshun most of the time!

Say AhhhhhLOWhahaha to my favorito Guava Jam which izza getting Me & Myself in dat sweet Vakasyshun mode for shure.

It's always a meowvalous idea to pull out yur Vakayshun clothes to see if theyza still fits from the last Vakayshun you went on...

Apparently I gotta sucks in my EyeTailYun tummy cuz my Vakayshun shirt frum last year shure has shrinked in da washing masheen! Gotta remember to tell my Staff to use dat cold water and no spinning cycle.

Now I wishes you the mostest meowvalous & nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Footsing Around Town

Catzowey!

Me and My feets are pussy footsing around town with feets off the ground.

And when I gets all my foots off the ground, I likes to strike a Man Cat pose fur shure showing off my EyeTailYun foots.

It's meowvalous to have 3 foots on the ground and 1 spare for hooking da feathers.

Now, I tells ya that I started my pussy footing off the ground at a yungun age, yep uh huh it's fur shure I did cuz here I am at 62 days yungun with all 4 foots off the ground and looking all around.

Meowvalous to be airborne and footsing around while looking down and not wearing a paracatachute!

Now I wishes YOU the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Serve Me A Double Cup of San Fran Fun

Catzowey! Me & Myself has the  AMERICA'S CUP RACES here in my back yard and my bay has 2 CATamarans racing that are taller than my favorito Salami stick - theyza 13 stories high I hears & thatza highrise of Salami.

 It's fur sure that I'ma always a Generacat so I'm cheering on both teams USA and my Kiwi furiends from New Zealand! Ahoy meowster mates ahoy!

Nobody izza pointing the finger at a Winner yet for the 34th America's Cup but I'ma pointing my paw at any contender feeling boxed in .. yep uh huh it's fur shure!

When youza racing you never ever wanna be boxed in, so puhleeze do not purractice this at home.

When youza feeling not boxed in, then you can check to see how the contender in the race is doing cuz they probably are boxed in still and gonna place 2nd spot in the race!

 The International rules of the America's Cup says youza can win if youza wins by just 1 leg ! Hoorayatini I sees a win here by a foot! And now I'm gonna go to the America's Cup and have a double creamy iced Catpuccino - double cup o' fun!

Now here's my good wishes for YOU to have a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Time To Give Statistacat Stats

Catzowey! Every now and yesterday Me & Myself thinks it's the purrfecto time to give you stats - like statistacat stats.

Fur shure I have shown my EyeTailYun tongue more than, well more than I can count. And my tongue is tied trying to count how many times I looks like this in my 7 years on da Planet.

And you betcha that Me & Myself reads the mewspaper every morning cuz if we don't we gets that sepurrration anxiety attack from da paper.

 Statistacatically speaking,  you're probably curious as a cat to know if I do my aerobicat exercises every day. Yep uh huh, doing it daily for past 7 years, so you can say I been doing cardiocat exercises 2,555 times and will hit 2,556 tomorrow.

Tin Pan Alley is always a challenge but I visits it every day to check on it being organized - so statisticatically speaking, I have been organzing a catzillion pots and pans all my life and they're still a mess.

Itza fur shure that everyday I shreds anything that's private.

So here's wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty