Venturing To Politicatically Correct Veggies

If you play with more than 1 asparagus do you call it a bunch of asparagee? Alas and a huge catzowey, you need to discover this lean and keen item is the PURRfect cat toy -able to bounce resiliently to and fro.






Multi-PURRpose is the right toy: play with it, then consume it and categorically speaking it's gotta be good for us too. This politicatically correct smitten kitten is an advocat for the organics of life and asparagus is popping up - but it should only come from our USA! My mighty meowster self suggests we pause our shopping paws until the lean and green fruits of PURRfection California is known for, come to our tables in April.

Kick back with some catnip or PURRtend you're having abundacat catnaps until the California delicatsy hits shelves. I tell ya, you'll be a happy cat and be saying Mille Grazie Guido and you'll invite me over for some real Asparagus and play time too!

Ciao and Meow,
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Perspective of a PURRfect President's Day

Catzowey, I have unFURled the Old Glory in honor of President's Day. The two American Presidents, Abe and George, would be PURRfect contentacats with my Patrioticatism (isn't that politicatically correct?) . Hey, even the Italian Kitty gets into the mode for a three day holiday....abundacat cat naps!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO - The Italian Kitty

Guido Galivants To The Grammy's

Kitty Couture was on top of my list this week knowing I was going to The Grammy's - the catzowey event for music (hey music is fantasticat background for catnaps). Dashing about with my super-feline-stylist, I settled my mighty meowster self on a demur non fur bow tie... a politicatically correct shot of feline class and a catzowey tie at that, but hey - how long is the tie supposed to be and where's the end for me?


Sizing up a Tie is definitely on tip top of my list and now I'm pawsatively sure my meowster measurements are PURRfect.



Creative cat that my mighty meowster self is, I've opted for a nouvelle style this year - four paws up I bet it will appear in Gentleman's QuarterCatly next month as "The Guido Man Look" .. the Tie that pawsatively rocks anywhere, anytime, on any guy. I've got Grammy-Itus and can't wait to get me and my tie to the magical meowvalous event.

Ciao & Meow,
Guido - The Italian Kitty

Can Guido Guide The Budweiser Wagon?

Here I am cheering on the NY Giants (even though I live on the 'right coast'), but I'm maxed-out with beer ads for the terrificat Super Bowl ~ catzowey I awakened from my catnap to watch that football go back and feline forth and catch a few ads. You didn't think I'd miss the chance to see a Dalmation  dog coaching a Clydesdale, did you? Hey, remember I'm  known for my PURRfected patience, and I'm contemcataplating  a change of career: I can coach those big horses who haul the western ho here we go wagons, but I'd  be insista-kitten that they carry a bottle of  San Francisco's own "Anchor Steam" beer on board!

MY favored feline beverage is water, just cool clear water - which I'll be guzzling abundacatically if I'm going to coach the Budweiser Mighty Meowster Team this year (forget those big equines -  felines rock!) Just close your eyes for 10 blinks and picture 24 fabulous felines in twos, trotting their ten toes in tandem with tails and nails gleaming and groomed as we caravan through the streets of every major City, PURRfectly proud to lead the Budweiser Mighty Meowster Wagon. This is no 'hey kitty kitty' event, so watch out folks, you just may witness giganticat history in the making! We felines practice the power of pawsativity....

Wishing you a kicked back week - make it a nonCATastrophic one too and be sure to indulge in oodles of cool clear water, the beverage of champs!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO - The Italian Kitty