June 27, 2011

Lettuce Entertains You -Eat Lean & Green

Let US entertain YOU with meowvalous and healthy ideas for expanding our lives!  And youza thought I was cat chatting about being at a salad bar! I got your attention - right?

I'm no vegecataterian, but both Me & Myself izza striving to keeps my Catlesterol low, my heart beat high and hoping for more than 9 lives, so eating healthy even though I'ma not wealthy is impurrtant, and now Holy Cannoli I can be eating Holistic & Natural foods. Yep uh huh - datza fur shure. Cuz FELIDAE Pure Elements dried & canned foods for da Meowsters izza all natural! And, yep uh huh again - theyza got da CANIDAE natural foods for you pooch pals too. Itza diverse company that cares for all of us 4-leggeds.

Catzowey! Da bag is like a traveling picture postie card -  has da mountains on it -  and the view of da package makes me purr like exacticatically when I'ma going on a VaKayShun.

When you finishes enjoying yur nachural and healthy meal, then you picks yurself uppa, dusts yurself off and gets right back to living again. BUT youza gotta use that  darned de-dusting masheen to say arrivederci to da lint and stuff - and itza can be mind boggling.

Phewsatini I'ma dreaming of linguini!
Nothing better than Catzowey company, fine foods and abundacatnaps with someone youza luvs, after dat giganticat healthy and really nachural meal.

Wishing youza meowvalous week - make it a healthy one - and Me & Myself hopes your week is a nonCATastrophic week too! Let's rest up fur the 4th of July.

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

June 20, 2011

Fun & Fineries At The Wineries

I'ma EyeTailYun kitty who luvs the soil my 4 paws prance on, and feeling the ground is a grounding experience. So nothing better than a pawsatively great visit on a summer Sunday to  ANDRETTI VINEYARDS in da Napa Valley. Youza knows  Signore Mario Andretti - yep uh huh famoso fur racing da Indy speedy cars round and round dat track.  NOWza MEOWza, heeza racing to harvest da grapes!

Itza fur shure, Ruth my speshule VIP "Very Important Paws"  guide made my whiskers wiggle and I kinda giggled after tasting so many meowvalous Andretti wines.

Always get up close and personal with your wine and never whine if it empties fast.  Itza more meowvalous when you get yourself into dat glass breathing the aromas like  when youza having organicat Nip at home.
Like the shrinking economy, even wine glasses used to be giganticat sized when I was a smitten kitten.

Basta pasta, life izza Catzowey with fine wine and fineries at the Winery, and my EyeTailYun furiends were purrring, ooopsatini, I means pouring the bottles in my honor.

Itza true CalEyeFurKneeYah and EyeTailYun hospitality that flows where it grows at Andretti Vineyards, and when Ruth waved arrivederci to Me & Myself,  I swooned, fainted and needed to be revived with my impurrted Sicilian sardine smelling salts. (pssst, they don't carry that in da Giftie Shop so youza gotta bring yur own)

I luvs my EyeTailYun heritage almost as much as I luvs my Pasghetti and Meatzaballs. Hmmmzatini, could it be possible Mario and Me are related? Now thatza something to purrponder and purrhaps heeza gonna make a new vintage vino -  "Guido's Organicat Catbernet". 

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao &Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

June 13, 2011

The Curated Purrrrrated Memory Guide

Didja ever wonder where you put something that youza trying to find? It shure can bring on a hiss fit when youza cannot remember where youza put dat something. Thatza something fur shure cuz what youza looking for is purrrobably right in front of you or on top of you (where didja put my glasses?!) Congrats - youza got  "I Furgot Where I Put It Syndrome"

Me & Myself can completely fall into an all day catnap or the siesta di giorno and I forgets where I put my glasses all the time! Itza that dreaded "I Furgot Where I Put It Syndrome" in full force!
You can lose all kinds of stuff, yep uh huh itza fur shure. Itza not just the memory we looses with that catOstrophic dreaded  "I Furgot Where I Put It Syndrome". Hey we loses our balance too and basta pasta, datsa purrroblem and a challenge to find just in time.

 But I tells you dat furgetting where your favorito cooking pots is, can cause a more giganticat hiss fit cuz youza needs dat pot or da favorito pan fur making da Pasghetti and Meatzaballs! Now if I can just remember what time I'ma catnapping today, the day will be purrfecto.

So here's wishing you a week full of good memories and a nonCATastrophic week too!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

June 6, 2011

Rev Up & Work Out With My Energizing Secrets

 Life just keeps getting more meowvalous after each catnap and turning Fab 5  last month was fabuloso fur shure! Youza probably curious as a cat to know what keeps my EyeTailYun motor revved up and my whiskers wiggling in energized mode all over the Globe.  Come close so youza can hear my secrets to a good and healthy life.  Shhh dontcha tell anybody cuz itza just between youza and Me & Myself.

Numero Uno ... stretch everyday, all the time and anytime ,in between meals or during meals, after meals and whenever youza reeling from a meal, just stretch cuz itza good for the meowscles - hey have youza ever heard of a cat having a knee replacement? 

 Numero Two - get close to natural stuff, like uber ruby red tomatoes and snuggle in the catnip cabinet!

Numero Tre (datsa EyeTailYun for #3) ... The good times will be ALL the time if youza eats correctacatically and healthy.  Speaking of eating, I hear a drum roll cuz I gotta giganticat announcement fur youza right NOWza MEOWza! Yep uh huh, I'ma purrroud to tell you Me & Myself have been honored by the makers of the mostest all natural foods for we cats and dogs. I'ma purring being selected as their 1st Spokescat!  Pawsative applause puhleeze for CANIDAE-FELIDAE the USA manufactured fabuloso food that's  filled with the healthiest goodies galore (like in my EyeTailYun kitchen)! Yep uh huh, I devours by the hour FELIDAE Grain Free Food cuz itza for felines and the CANIDAE izza fur my canine buddies. Catzowey theyza even got munchies for da Seniors and  for those furs whooza waist lines izza busting at the seams like an over stuffed EyeTailYun cannoli!

And, I got more amewsing news fur you!  CANIDAE/FELIDAE has also  honored Me &Myself in their SPECIAL ACHIEVERS department, cuz I'ma Cat with a job and theyza thought that was amazing.  Purrsonally I thinks my mostest special achievement is wrestling my organicat Nip toy!

Here's to a nonCATastrophic week, abundacatnaps and good healthy foods.
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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