May 23, 2016

Terrific Time For A Purrfect TEN !

Hoorayzatini - I'll pass ya the custom made meowtini if you can 
guess who is turning the purrfect terrific 10? HINT HINT..

It's Bambino ME turning 10 this week!  
Remember, Me & Myself started out
 homeless on the Streets of San Francisco,
and dat furtunate day August 3, 2006 I found
my furever and ever home and passed out from 
all dat excitement of "being Home sweet Home".
Psssst -  I even got a mini man cat litter box
dat day! My first indoor plumbing!

In my growing up inky dinky early meowments, I became an
Envirocat keeping my cat eyes on water usage! 
(you should too!)

 And would ya believe dat Me & Myself went to
the giganticat Grace Cathedral one day to get blessed
on St. Francis Day by a nice lady, Dr. Jane Goodall.
Yup its for sure she held me in high esteem and said 
I wazza handsome dude with a future! 
Hee hee hee she made me purr.
Then things started getting fishy so I decided I 
needed a job! Yep uh huh a real job!

 So in 2007 I passed the test & got dat 
certification for being a real on the job
my pal Charlie on the job at the
seniors day care center - he's blind but he sees me
his way and I see him my way - we guys bond.

 And now with terrificat ten event on my
radar, Me and Myself have bonded with
da Sofa cuz I likes chillaxing 
and relaxing when I'm not on the job.

 Nothing more meowvalous then
being in da party mood! 
Get on board with me and let's PAWTY
cuz turning terrificat ten only happens
one time in da life even with 9 lives ! 

 Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

May 1, 2016

Statistacatically Speaking While Not Running For Purrrresident!

Catzowey! Me and Myself are having a mega meowvalous
birthday this month and it's time to view with 
fantastic you all the amazing statistacatical stuff cuz
it's funtastic!    AND more funtastic is I am not running
for PURRResident! Nope.

Way way way baaaack when I was an inky dinky smitten kitten
in August 2006
I published the 1st Guido Gazette - yep uh huh - I started
working early! Pssst - nobody commented then cuz nobody
knew Me and Myself had arrived.

Basta Pasta 2 years later in 2008 I had meowtured into a ManCat and  I was doing
on site cat-commentary on Da Voting System.
I hung out to do 2008 Purrrrticular Article   ..   really I hung out so check it out.

2 more years forward and WOWza MEOWza - Haight Ashbury can be better than
organicat nip! It's like a San Franfuncisco thing.  Read all about it right HERE in this  fun
Guido Gazette edition from 2010 

Mama Meowster Mia! It's now 2 years more later
in 2012 and I'm in another Galaxy! The arms
of the infamous Jackson Galaxy and I'm
making him purr for sure. Catch up with
We Guys In This Edition of The Guido Gazette

Catzowey Catzowey Catzowey! I'm star struck 2 more years
later in 2014 and having thee Unfurgettable meowment that
youza gonna enjoy checking out cuz I'm turning Great 8 that day,
Hoorayzatini pass me a meowtini.

Full circle forward and here I am with Me & Myself at my
Animal Assisted Therapy Job on Saturday 30th of April, 2016.
Dats what I do - I am on the job all the time
and wearing a work tie & special hat to be so so so

I see a great terrificat future for Me coming up!
Now here's da question for you - if you knows when I turns
Terrific Ten - make a comment cuz it's coming up this month.
No way Me & Myself are getting the Medicaty-care!

Statistacatically speaking, 88,787 of you have visited The Guido Gazette
during my life! YAY!!!!

I wish you the mostest meowvalous catzowey month!
Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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