February 24, 2013

REDiculous Fun To Strut The RED Carpet!

Catzowey! Here I am strutting the EyeTailYun stuff on the Red Carpet at The ACADEMY AWARDS in Hollywood.  And I'ma posing for the Purrrpurrazzi cuz datza what we duz on the Red Carpet.

 Everybody - datza Me & myself and  even George Clooney has their Golden Moment sun glasses on cuz itza bright lights here in Hollywood!

 The Press purrsons saying "Look to the Right Guido!" So I'ma looking to the right on the Red Carpet

Holy Cannoli! Now the Press saying "Hey Guido looks to the left over here Guido!" 

Yep uh huh itza fur shure, I put my fine Fedora at coat check cuz datza what the Purrrducers of the show wants us to do, and now Me & Myself are checking out the appetizers at this Academy Awards purrfecto pre party! Looks like theyza gone GREEN!

 Catzowey! Signore Oscar is not green! Nope, not at all!

HELLO Hollywood! I'ma on that countdown to hear "And The Oscarcat goes to....."

Wishing YOU the mostest meovalous winning week and a nonCATastrophic week too!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

February 18, 2013

Crazy For A Dab Of Crab

Catzowey! Me & Myself are indulging while not bulging,in the sweetest of non crusty crustaceans - theyza called Dungeness Crabs but theyza not crabby, theyza happy crabs!

Dungeness Crab season izza my favorito season of the whole year (pssst cuz there is no Pizza season) so Me & Myself ventured our paws to Sabella and LaTorre where theyza loaded abundacat piles of fresh Dungeness on my plate.

Before youza served the dab of crab, you gotta have da famoso San Franfuncisco Sourdough bread with buttah!

Bamzatini! Don't blink cuz before you knows it, da fresh Dungeness Crab izza gone like da wind!

Basta Pasta! Itza not abundacat mound of Mice A Roni, the San Franfuncisco treat, but it izza my favorito EyeTailYun treat - Tortellini with da red sauce and I luvs to play with a platter.

Cleaning uppa after da messy meal izza something you always wanna do before you heads to abundacatnaps.

I luvs luvs luvs feasting in my City of Saint Francis and even the CAThedral advertising eating!

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

February 11, 2013

YEOwWW! A Snip Of Catnip - Not A Parsnip !

CATZOWEY! Me & Myself are out and about with cat eyes inspecting this meowvalous catnip SeeGar. Weeza thinking about shouting YEOwWW and meow!

 Pawsatively Me & Myself has found a cause to dig my claws into this organicat nip SeeGar.

I tells ya, this Catnip SeeGar izza wild so I'ma wrestling it to the ground- yep uh huh itza fur shure looks like round ONE  and I'ma winning!

This izza NOT Me & Myself under the influence of Nip in your rear view mirror where items can appear smaller and more different! BUT it is my lil brofur "Grazie" whooza I shares my YEOwWW Nip SeeGar stash with. 

 Holy Cannoli! The YEOwWW stogie has knocked Grazie out!

But I'ma not passing out without wishing youza Catzowey Valentines Day! Psssst, didja know Valentines Day purrrobably started in Italy? Sure, cuz weeza the world's lovers of life!

Wishing youza nonCATastrophic week & makes it a pawsative one!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

February 4, 2013

Pawsatively Inky Dinky & Pinky

Catzowey! You know I'ma lover of funtasticat sports and  both Me & Myself been reeling & wheeling for my San Franfuncisco 49ers in the Super Dooper Bowl. Well, now my only big BOWL is my ravioli bowl! And I bids the  49ers Red & Gold colors arriverderci and gonna say an inky dinky hello to pinky!

Itza Me & Myself having a fabuloso funtasticat time with my new Toy "The Humphrey"who's pinky but not dinky. Itza Man Cat sized meowvalous invention for playtime retention.

My EyeTailYun not-so-inky-dinky pinky tongue is good for licking da red pasghetti sauce off my Man Cat cheeks!

Having a Man Cat moment playing with my pinkie toyz.

Shhh, dontcha tell anybody, but when I wazza inky dinky smitten kitten, my paws wazza purrfectly pinky and super inky dinky too.

Something to PURRponder this week:  
Do ya put yur pinky up when having dat Cup o' Catnip Tea?

Now I wishes you a mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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