January 31, 2011

Itza Groundbreaking Ground Hog Day

 February 2nd izn't justa the day after February 1st.  Catzowey! Itza the day of da Groundhog and  I'm checking out my pal to see if heeza Groundhog. Pssst .. this foto izza favorito - taken by my meowvalous fotographer, Mark Rogers.

If youza wondering what Signore Groundhog does on his speshule Groundhog  Day, well  I tells ya, he's looking fur his shadow.Or purrhaps heeza not gonna see his shadow so while heeza doing that, I'ma looking everywhere, trying to find my shadow before February 2nd arrives.

Looking everywhere uppa and downza and behind stuff too - just looking fur my shadow.

Itza fur shure - youza don't need tools to find yur shadow -  itza already assembled so youza just needs payshunce.

 Me & Myself izza so so so exhausticatted looking fur my shadow, dat I gotta lay down and resta uppa fur finding my shadow. Oopsatini, I thinks I sees my shadow, yep uh huh, itza fur shure - Basta Pasta ... my shadow izza right next to Me and Myself.

Da mostest famous working Groundhog in da world, izza Phil - dontza call him Philip, not Felipe, justa Phil as in Phil Punxsutawney from PencilVaneyah. Heeza catnapping till da early morning of February 2nd when he peaks outta his Groundhog mansion, in da frigid temperachures. Sometimes Phil sees hizza shadow, and sometimes he duzn't - time will tell and so will da Press dat gathers from all over da Globe to watcha Phil on February 2nd. Why? So weeza knows whether the weather izza gonna be good or not so good! Yep uh huh, itza fur shure.

Wishing youza da mostest meowvalous, hopefully warm and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

January 24, 2011

Envirocat News For Youz

Didja hear dat Plastic is not funtastic?  Youza gonna find this article "Plastic Water Bottles" totally infurmayshunal (and healthy fur youza tooza). When youza reads about "60 million plastic water bottles" thrown away purr day, youza gonna think  if only we could justa neuter and spay da water bottles, then weeza have less plastic population! Da purroblem would get fixed.

AhTenZeeOhKnee!  Trash yur plastic trash bags and get youza and yurself into alternative stuff. Definicatically youza can be making a giganticat difference! Check out thizza envirocat healthy TIP Di Giorno here on Healthy Good Plastic Bags, and say arrividerci furever to da bad baggies.

When youza got something to say shout itta out!  If youza duzn't catchat bout it, then nobody hears youza and yurself and Momma Earth needs youza and yurza so so so much.  

Yep Uh Huh - itza fur shure I'ma catchatting at this meowment about my Envirocatical concerns, and I hopes youza spreads da word to getza it heard. Catzowey! Youza can helps our Momma Earth cuz sheeza da bestest mostest meowvalous momma in da YouKneeVerse.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

January 18, 2011

It's The Clue For a Good Bird's Eye View

When I'm wanting to know exacticatically whatza going on (above me, under me, to my leftza and my rightza), Me and Myself thinks itza beneficial to see things from all direkshuns. I'ma gonna give you a clue, shhhhh dontcha tell anybody else! Itza called getting the whole Birds Eye View!

Itza scientificatically proven dat once in all yur 9 lives youza might be feeling like youza giganticat basket case - but CATZOWEY, being in da basket can beeza really BeeYouTeeFull thing fur shure. Cuz youza got da Bird's Eye View of everything from da basket and nobody can see you in da Basket when youza peeping out or not wanting to be peeped at.

Undoubtacatically, sometimes you may wanna change yur place to get a better Bird's Eye View of life -  and holy cannoli it's pawsible!  Look at Me and Myself! Weeza went from EyeTailYun Cat to French Cat with just a wiggle of my whiskers! OH LA LA  da Bird's Eye View frum Furance izza c'est spectacucatular! Bring on da Purrrisian mouses du Jour mon monsieur.

And when youza feeling like yur Bird's Eye View is fogged up, iced over or grounded cuz of da weather, and youza in need  of a purrkup,  call me. I'ma fully employed as a Certified feline in Animal Assisted Therapy (I gotza not-so-little AAT vest and my purrfeshunal credentials in my deeziner EyeTailYun backpack). Today I'ma sharing thizza very speshule foto - taken justa few catnaps ago. Itza me visiting my furiend whooza in Hospice. Weeza holds paws, weeza both purrs and communicates purrfectly. I visits him weekly now for however long thatza gonna be. Momma Mia! Thatza Bird's Eye View of a meowvalous moment.

Wishing YOU a week with a purrfecto Birds Eye View and I hopes itza nonCATastrophic one too.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

January 10, 2011

Posing The Paws On The Red Carpet

Next week, yep uh huh, notta this week - I'ma getting my domesticat self all glittery and star studded cuz weeza gonna see The Golden Globes and after dat, weeza gonna see the bronzed and super CalEyeFurKneeYah tan Oscar dudes. But weeza duzn't have to wait to see super dooper star power cuz my furiend Morris The Cat izza purrrancing his purrrriliant self down that red carpet right nowza.

Lemme open uppa this Morris & Friends 2011 Calendar  cuz I'ma on da July page and jingling and mingling on the December page. Itza just $16.95 fur 12 meowvalous months of Morris and his Furiends (datsa Me and Myself too),  and all da sales goes to Hinsdale Humane Society which izza not in CalEyeFurKneeYah but in Illinois where my pal Morris started hizza career. 

Trying on my dark EyeTailYun deeziner shades cuz I'ma gonna have to hide from da Purrrpurrrazzi at those Globes of Gold, oopsatini I means Golden Globs, uh oh, I means Golden Globes!

 I'ma purrplexed and wondering if I should go tooza Acatemy Awards in Tails & Black Tie or tie my tail with a black tie ...  hmmmzatini decisions can put ya in a hiss fit and head ya into a catnap.

 Itza sunny in sunny CalEyeFurKneeYah so everybody in Hollywood izza tan, tanner and more tan, so yep uh huh I'ma at da SPA getting Man Cat Tanned. Itza the real thing, no spray stuff fur my organicat self - justa nachural rays in my tanning masheen.  While I'ma relaxacatting at my Man Cat Spa, I wanna wish youza speshule nonCATastrophic week, full of warm sun rays and abundacatnaps.

Purrhaps next week weeza cat chats about da Mewvies, so start making yur list of favorito and funtasticat films youza likes as much as EyeTailYun pasghetti and meatzaballs.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

January 3, 2011

A Million or A Catzillion Reasons To Believe?

Trotting my paws around San Franfuncisco on MEW Years weekend, when Me & Myself stumbled across the giganticat sign that has a real reasonable big meowsage for me, for youza, fur everybody! Yep uh huh itza fur shure - there's a Million reasons to Believe but if youza like me, then there's a  CATzillion reasons to Believe!

Furstly, I believes in securing dat early morning place in the kitchen, near the coffee masheen. Nothing finer than a cuppa Catpuccino with the double creamy foam cuz itza so so so EyeTailYun.

 Oh yes, I believes when youza finishes yur cuppa Catpuccino, then youza all Catfienated and can look yur furiend directacatically in da eye to have  a purrfecto conversayshun. They'll be paying ahtenshun to youza, yep uh huh itza fur shure!

Me & Myself both believes weeza can stumble, rumble and tumble when life izza bowling us over with a buncha bad lemons but weeza, well weeza ....

Well I tells ya,  weeza turns those lemons into da platter of sweetness stuff cuz weeza BELIEVES itza more impurrtant to be sweet than sour, at any hour.  So youza sees, there's a Catzillion reasons tooza BELIEVE this year izza gonna be a more meowvalous sweeter year than dat last year. 

Abundacat cheers to a BELIEVABLE 2011 and here's to a non catastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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