March 31, 2014

Chin Scratching In A Man Cat Way

Catzowey Catzowey! Yep uh huh, itza double Catzowey time when my EyeTailYun chin chin gets a rubbin and I dubs it "Chin Scratching In A Man Cat Way" cuz hey, there izza no other way!

 Me and MYself gets down and around and a lil cheeky too when I'ma bout to zone in on a chin scratching event. Kind of like the hoomans when they're getting ready to aahhhhhoooom in Yoga!

 Pssst ... can youza keeps a secret? Before the Man Cat Chin Scratch Me & MYself enjoys a pawdicure -  cuz it's meowvalous to get the paws dedusted and meowsaged but psssst it's secret time again, I uses the neutered colors! OOOPSatini I means neutral colors.

Back to scratching the chin today in a man cat way, and I mean GO GREEN if youza gonna be envirocatically correct with your chin scratches.

Forget going GREEN! GO BLONDE! The moment I crossed my paws thinking blonde, a purrrty Signorina picked me up! Ahhh Man Cat dreams do come true.

Now I wishes YOU the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week and
my crystal Paw Ball says itza gonna be a purrfecto week cuz I'ma sending you my Man Cat hugz.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

March 23, 2014

Art From A Cat's Purrrrspective

CATZOWEY! I tells ya, yep uh huh there is nothing finer than artistacats 
artwork and going to the MEWzeum izza meowvalous too.

Itza purrfecto moment to step out and put on my PAWTY hat 
when I visits the MEWzeum and sees myself surrrounded by 
the infamous Dale Chihuly blown glass ornamentos. 
Pssst dontcha thinks Signore Chihuly izza ecstaticat that I'm 
sitting upon his glass fruits? Without a doubt heeza jumping fur joy!

Nowza, yep uh huh I tells ya when my Man Cat self needs the litter box 
I heads to the MEWzeum restroom and CATZOWEY itza floral extravaganza 
that Me & MYself izza stunned to see!

You can have a MOOvalous moment in the MEWzeum!

Where izza Signorina Alice cuz I'm over in Wonderland looking through her 
looking glass now and purrpondering a Tea with the Mad Hatter!

Wishing YOU, yep YOU a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
 GUIDO the Italian Kitty

March 16, 2014

Will You Roll Over On The Four Leaf Clover OR Just Think GREEN?

Me & MYself are topped off in fine green organicat fashion for 
celebrating the St Patrick's Day but do youza sees a Four Leaf Clover 
or something else growing on my Deeziner hat? I'll give you 
a hint .....hmmmzatini could rhyme with that hint!

 The Irish have this old old really anciently old proverb - I tells ya, 
it's older than all my 9 lives:
There are only two kinds of people in the world, the Irish 
and those who wish they were.” 
Meowvalous cuz even an EyeTailYun kitty 
wants to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day! Yep Uh HUH 
they're correctacats!

Way way back when I wazza inky dinky smitten kitten, my paws learned 
to set the table propurrrly for guests .. yep you got it!  I'm having a 
giant Guest of Honor for St Paddy's Day. He's "Mister Corny Beef" 
and want my St. Paddy's Day table to be set purrecto!

Meowvalous to be out and about looking for that Four Leaf Clover! 
I found myself in a giganticat car, the San Franfuncisco Mayor's car 
but no Four Leaf Clover to roll over!

 Catzowey I found it! I found my Four Leaf Clover but no way are 
Me & MYself gonna rolls over. Hee Hee Hee! Now I wishes YOU, 
yep uh huh YOU, a good St Paddy's Day and I leaves you today with 
this very meowvalous Irish Proverb:

Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But never forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


March 9, 2014

Glitzy Global Paws Having Funtastic Time

CATZOWEY! Yep uh huh that's  Me & MYself on the left and my sisfur Grappa 
on the right and our meowster pal Theo in the center in Ellen's selfie foto.  We  
meowsters had a meowvalous time in the famoso Academy Awards Selfie!  
Pssst - I thinks we 3 added some furtastic bling to the pic! Whatcha think about dat?

Pssst - didja see dat Pizza Pie being delivered during the Academy Awards? 
Well we shure did and looks like Signrirna Angelina hoping my sisfur Grappa not 
taking the last piece OR she's ecstaticat dat Grappa licking the lint off her beau 
friend's collar!  Hey Signore Brad .... didja even offer my EyeTailYun celebricat self a bite???

When Me & MYself didn't get any of Brad's pizza pie
 I went under the chairs to purrrponder why!

 Hmmmmzatini! Serious purrrpondering dat piece of pizza pie.

Who needs dat piece of pizza from Brad when I can gets a whole giganticat pizza 
all for Me & Myself!

Now you knows I'm wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

March 2, 2014

It's A RED Carpet Meowment With Me & MYself At The Oscars

Oscar Oscar where art thou tonight when all of Hollywood izza selecting movies dat are right.
Weeza next to the famoso RED carpet ... just looks like a loyal royal dish towel but itza
the real deal!

Getting into the mood and purrhaps becoming a red head to strut my stuff down that Red carpet in a meowment.
Waiting back stage at the Oscars Ceremony izza exhausting but I'm calm and  carrying on in fine fashion.  Yep uh huh it's fur shure.

Catchatting bout fine fashion made Me & Myself opticat out of the Red and put 
on some Hollywood Bling with zing ... now that should get TeeVee attention when I'ma 
strutting my stuff down dat Red Carpet in Bollywood! Ooopsatini I means Hollywood! 
Ringy dingy ding goes my bling when I'm in Hollywood and gotta wear the star shades cuz things are bright, full of lights and Catzowey!

I wishes you the mostest nonCATastrophic week and hoping it'za golden one for you!

Ciao and Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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