Tis The Season For Some Ha Ha Ha & Some Ho Ho Ho

Catzowey! It's Cwismus time and I went out this

week to meet & greet the real really Santa in 

purrrson! He's smiling and didn't show any

stress from his busy week

He rocks to the Meowximum

Holy Cannoli - My EyeTailYun self has dressed up

in fine Holly Dazed fashion to visit my very

special seniors where I have my job as an

#AnimalAssistedTherapy cat  yup uh huh.

Hmmmmzatini! I'm trying to give Santy some

Santy Hat competition - what's you think?

Oh My Golly Ya gotta do the Fa La La Feline Chant Nowza Meowza

 Hmmzatini - I seem to be in love with Missus Claus

and blame it on my being EyeTailYun - cuz

we loves loves loves the ladies! Psst it's the time

of the Year to spread hugs!

Dontcha tell anybody but this is my 2010

chillaxing & relaxing on the Tree branches.

In my youngun days I was a wild child!

Pssst  It''s me and my sister Grappa  doing the Holly Dazed Pose. 

Buon Natale! That's EyeTailYun for 

Merry Christmas and I got my EyeTailYun

stocking ready for Santy Paws to fill

Me and Myself wishes you a meowvalous non-catastrophic

Holly Daze.  Be safe and warm and just know I love you and ya 

don't need to be doing Cwismus events cuz we all don't need

that stuff.  You are adored... yup uh huh you are! Buon Natale 

my friend!

Ciao & Meow & Buon Natale!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

I'm Dressing Up Down and All Around For Halloween

Catzowey and more Catzowey ... didja hear dat time

of the year is here?  Yup uh huh it's for sure

it's time to start not being yourself! It's just 1 day of 

the year when you can be someone else & nobody cares
 Hoorayzatini it's Halloweeny!

 Do you have a plump pumpkin pal who's having a

really bad hair day? It's purrrfectly fine cuz it's yur pal. So
just give em love & suppurrrrrt.

 Aye Aye - all eyes & paws on board was my Halloweeny

costume a few years back - move over Johnny Depp cuz I hear

the ladies luv me like they luvs you and your meowscles but i
got mancat meowscles too dude!!

Hee Hee Hee - everybody has a lil devil

in themselves - yup uh huh it's for sure.
Don't you?

 G'day Mates! I'm having an Aussie-tastic Jackaroo 

Halloweeny and feeling like a real Bush-Ranger dude!

Oh please! Staff thought I should dress up as a Catzowey 

California Veggie! Really? I don't think this works for my
organicat self!
I am interviewing for new Staff so puhleeze send resumes!

Halloween doesn't has to be scary -  it's a great day
to hug n' luv - it's meowvalous!

 Aloha ha ha ha ha!
This year 2018 Me & Myself are dressing up
as .....
A Great Hawaiian Tourist!
Meowvalous Mahalo's and you be safe on
Halloweeny!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO THE ITALIAN KITTY

Laboring Away on Labor Day in the USA

CATZOWEY & more CATZOWEY! I think I've been a basket 

case these past weeks AND my mancat self has missed ya
abundacatically!

Remember it's September and the sun shines
shiny rays on those who seek

the sunny side of life and that's me for sure!
Always looking to catnap on dat sunny side of
the street even though I'm a City Kitty! Hee Hee!

AND if you can't start your day on the sunny side of the street
well - try having a multi-cat functional fun coffee machine!

PURRRRduces coffee for the Staff and warms my buns!
Totally happy household!
WOWZA MEOWZA!

 

No more monkeying around for me - I'm back

on the job - as an Animal Assisted Therapy man cat

and visiting a friend on FurrrrrEyeDay August 31st.

She's in a San Francisco hospice.  I'm staring at her

cuz she cannot see me no more. But I know staring 

at her helps her understand she's loved to the 

meowximum and I wore my good Tie to visit her.

My "No Monkeying Around TIE" was backwards 

but my friend in hospice didn't notice. 

I just wanted to hunker down here between her

legs - She's a cat lover and I luvs her so so much

YES YES YES  - nothing LESS!
Life is good and I'm smiling looking at needlepoint
an amazing purrrrrson made of me,  your EyeTailYun pal.
How many hours did it takes her special needs self to create
this master cat piece?

YES YES YES
Life is good!

I wish you a NonCATastrophic month!
CIAO & MEOW
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Red White & Mew and Me Too

Hoorayzatini! My EyeTailYun self loves loves and loves the

4th of July in USA just like you cuz I can be my Patrioticat self 

and purrrhaps snag a little Barbeque that's dropped down off the

 Staff's table too!

Didja know I has dual Passpurrrts in both Italy & USA?

Pssst -it's time to take our paws baaaack 10 years and here's my 

brofur Yolo (yup he was from Yolo County) and

he was a meowvalous Patrioticat & squeaky clean one too so 

Yolo, you get Heavenly saluted for being meowvalously
patrioticatish & kind of cute too.

The 4th of July is the purrrfecto day to get out of the house
to a PURRRRade. You might meet & greet
amazing patrioticats who's in the pawty mood too, like you.

 On a meowments notice, my stylist suggests 

different kitty couture - so ya gotta tell me what's you 

think of this Red White & Mew outfit?  

I'm curious as a cat!  PURRRhaps I need to find

a new Stylist? Lemme know.

I'm purrrrroud to be a Patrioticat ....

Hot diggity dog, I luvs 4th of July fun & the
meowvalous nibbles (meowgaritas, tuna wheels & catnip canapés)!

I wish YOU the mostest safe & sunny &

 funtastic 4th of July in the USA
and

please make it non CATastrophic!

CIAO & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Terrific Twelve Here I Am

Catzowey! When it's your birthday then ya dresses up and

steps your paws out in dapper fine fashion. Yup up huh!

Turning The Terrific 12 is a milestone so I got on my pawty hat

and my very special tie.

Me & Myself luvs a pawty! And so does my lil sisfur Grappa

as you can see - she's getting into pawty mood too but......

Let's take our paws back in time - like 12 years ago! 

Here I am with my adopted momma Baci when I was 64 days young and 

it's her, Baci who taught me all my meowster manners and kept 

my smitten kitten self in line! (Ya don't mess with Baci!)

Being an EyeTailYun kitty I discovered the grapes early.

Bamzatini I becomes pals with Jackson Galaxy and 

he has assured me I'll never EVER be a guest on his TeeVee show

cuz I'm purrrfectly mannered! Yup uh huh.

When I'm not meeting & greeting celebricats

I go to Baseball fun cuz I luvs luvs luvs

being a Giganticat.

Pssst ... this is my soft side in ha ha ha Hawaii.

But my serious non delirious side has a job - Been 11 years 

in Animal Assisted Therapy and I been working all my life with

30 special needs seniors who make me purr. Better than a 

paycheck! Yup uh huh it's for sure

Sometimes I do the Hospice visits like with this nice man. 

I wear my Tie and deliver warm purrs of comfort.

Today I'm getting abundacat & oodles of love from my Staff too!

BUT I'm begging for presents! YUP presents and the 

perfect gift for me is just $12 - that's $1 for every year I've

been on da Planet and it goes to PETS ARE WONDERFUL SUPPORT

cuz they help seniors & ill people keep their pets in there homes 

with them forever.  

So please 

CLICK HERE TO GIVE ME THE MOST MEOWVALOUS GIFT

CIAO & MEOW and wishing you a PURRfect Week

Amore!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

The HUG Theory According to Guido The Italian Kitty

Catzowey! Me & Myself are telling ya that a HUG goes a very long way 

any day at any meowment. 

Yup Uh Huh it's for sure! And there are abundacat ways to HUG 

Here's some of my faves for meowvalous you to learn The HUG Theory 

according to  Me & Myself - Guido the Italian Kitty!

HUGS don't always have to be face to face ...  you can HUG in 

different pawzishuns anytime cuz a HUG is a HUG always.

You can find out a HUG can be nose to nose, cuz I knows! 

This is a really big Man Cat to Man Cat HUG  

Thanks Signore Jackson Galaxy

 Cuz we had Man Cat Hugs galore!Hoorayzatini for Man Cat Hugs!

Sometimes ya just wanna hug something sweet that you love

like a giganticat Ice Cream cone! Yup Uh Huh it's for sure.

NOWZA WOWZA ... Time to review HUGS with you.

Nothing finer than the real deal when I'm on the job with my
very special needs seniors. HUGS rock! And HUGS come in all
forms and shapescuz a HUG is just special no matter how it arrives.

Wishing you a meowvalous nonCATastrophic week 

full of HUGS HUGS and more HUGS!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

PS .. are ya ready for my turning Terrific Twelve in May?  

Party idea is coming soon! Hoorayzatini! I'm ecstaticat!

Look - I'm In A Book

Catzowey! I got booked but not in the way

you thinks you get booked normally. 

Paws UP to this funtasticat lil book 

REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF MY CAT HAS TAUGHT ME

Look - it's me on page 100

Yup uh huh - I see it's says "Add whimsy to the world" so I guess

that's what I'm doing in a whimsical meowvalous way in between 

my catnaps and my job - yup I'm in year 11 of my Animal

Assisted Therapy job and no sign of retiring.

Me & Myself are melting over being in this lil book.

Pssst - can you keeps a secret and not let the cat out of the bag?  

I been booked before way back in 2008 when I appeared in 

 LUXURY FOR CATS

I was a lil smitten kitten then but it's a giant book so 

I look jumbo on the pages! Dats me hanging out on 2 pages!

 The LUXURY FOR CATS BOOK is so large

I can catnap on it - kinda luxurious.

Now I wish you a nonCatastrophic week and hope you sneak 

in some meowvalous catnapping time too! But be sure to buy a good book 

that makes you purr.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty