Easter Is The Time To Be EGG-Static !

Didja know it’s me? 

Nah youza thinks it’s dat 

famoso Bunny dude who devours

carrots by the hours!

Yup Uh HUH I used to check out those 

carrots too!

It’s dat time of the Year to be EGG-static!

Once upon a time ago, a loooooong time ago

I dressed up as dat Easter Bunny so when he

arrived at my Meowster Mansion he’d think

he was visiting family!

My mostest giganticat Easter mistake was putting my EyeTailYun 2 lips 

on a bunch of tulips thinking it was furesh real deal Basil!

    At this time of the Year, youza can tipsy toe 

thru the tulips and that’ll make youza feel 

so so so daffy-dil! 

Here comes my abundacat wishes to you

for a Buona Pasqua.

Dats EyeTailYun for Happy Easter!

I sends you my meowvalous man cat hugs from up here at 

the Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe where I’m peeping on ya so don’t indulge in too many of those yellow, inky dinky pinky PEEPS!

Amore!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

October 11 - I Has My Cat Eyes On The EyeTailYun Day Celebrations!

 

BASTA PASTA it’s Happy EyeTailYun Heritage Day

The Day everybody wants to be EyeTailYun!

Wearing the country colors works meowvalously on me

If ya wanna be EyeTailYun on this special meowvalous day

then ya gotta look EyeTailYun..yup uh huh it’s for sure 

When ya think of EyeTailyun fun folks ya may think of

Pasghetti & Meatzaballs Chefs or a Holy Connoli Baker

And if ya wanna thinks of something wonderfully wildly EyeTailYun, 

then 

 think of my sistah Grappa cuz she’s got da booze bottles

named after her wild self!

Happy Columbus Day YUP it’s also Happy EyeTailYun Heritage Day

Whatsa ever ya call it, Happy Day Wishes Tooza Youza!

Amore from ME & Myself up at the 

Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe

Where we celebrate everything, everyday, and

my MasterCatCard has no limits anyway!

CIAO AND MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

PURRRfect Time To Play Ball

 

Well Take ME and MYSELF out to dat ballpark!

But being up up up here at the Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe

I’ve got dat birdies eye view of my City By The Bay

Holy Cannoli - I used my MasterCat Card to buy a ticket with a closer view! 

Up here in the Heavenly place we have no limit on charging to our cards...

Wouldn’t you? 

And looks like I forgot to roll my mancat fur off my hat ... dangzatini! 

Looking like a cat been sleeping on my hat Or is it a Cat In My Hat?

Pssst ... it’s the rocking and rolling Baseball look - kinda hip hopster

dontcha think?

My super Giant friends made this Baseball card for me

so so so many years ago when I was playing ball in my hey day!

Do ya think it might be sold on e-Bay for 

a catzillion bucks?

Look at ME & MYSELF meeting & greeting the 

San Francisco Giants mascot LouSeal 10 years ago 

Dontcha think LouSeal was over the moon to meet me? Hee Hee

So Folks - I loves ya so so so much 

And as always I’m wishing you a NonCATastrophic week

Remember it’s September, a fine time to chase a ball till October then

ball chasing time is UH-OH-ver!!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

A Gotcha Day ANY Day Is A Purrrrfecto Day

                                                                       

 

  August 4, 2006

Me and Myself are being considered for a Forever Home 

                             PSSSST ... dats my real sistah Aurelia on the right yup uh huh                            

                                              Hooray it's my Gotcha Day - yup August 4, 2006                               

                                  Ecstaticat I got a new home and a built-in Momma Cat - Baci!

                                    Mama Baci cuddled me from day one and made me her son

                                             Hey I'm EyeTailYun so I learned to love Pizza early

                                   I sure did become an Enviro-Kitty early - purrrtecting paper!

                                    I got stuck with a Staff who went nutzo holding me up up up!

                                                And I had doggone funtasticat play dates too!

                               In the new forever home it's impurrrtant to learn how to do dishes!

                                            Holy Cannoli ! I gots the VINO Boxes - great forts!

                                            I learned Gymnasticats early- Yup uh huh  I did!

                                       PURRROBABLY an Olympics move.. dontcha think?

                                        Don't tell anybody but I was always a smitten kitten! 

                                          THE END of MY GREAT GOTCHA DAY STORY

                         August 4, 2006 was dat bestest day of my life ever

 

                                        Wishing you a NONcatastrophic week!

                                           Amore & Kitty Hugs from Heaven!

                                         GUIDO the Italian Kitty

                                                              

                                     

SPOOKY KOOKY & IT'S FUR REAL

 

It's fur real! Halloween is Boo-Tasticat!! And I got my furst Halloween

dressing uppa lessons from my momma Baci when I was just

a smitten kitten waaaay back in 2006. 

Momma Baci loved Halloween

cuz she wazza orange as a Cat-Oh-Lantern! I loves loves

loves dressing uppa for Halloween so here we go with my

my favorito costumes.

Yup Uh Huh it's me and myself having a mini meowster

 bewitching fine feline time.

 

 As I grew into my ears, I was hearing 

"Hey Guido you're a Lil Devil" so me & myself

dressed uppa as a Lil Devil!

When I gotta lotta bigger I dressed up on Halloween 

as 

an Aloha-Ha Hawaiian tourist visiting dat Pineapple farm!

 The next year I became an

Australian Cowboy.

 I was meowing "Yee Hah".

Yup uh huh it's true,

while rounding uppa the jumping kangaroos.

 

 Move on over Signore Johnny Depp - have you met 

Pirate Di Giorno Guido from EyeTailYa?

 

WOWza MEOWza!

This izza where my Staff needs to be

written uppa cuz there izza no sense in dressing

my mancat self uppa as a Mouse! 

Purrrhaps Staff overdosed on Catnip-Lattes!

 

Holy Cannoli my lil sistah Grappa gets the

purrrrize for being a real Lil Devil!  She thinks

her name is "NoGrappaNO!"

 

Itza meowvalous when ya veg out with the veggies!

 These are bambino pumpkins and someday

they're gonna be big like Me & Myself.

And this 2020 year Me & Myself is dressing uppa

as a Fine Feline FURst Responder ....

Doing house calls for those who need

their TemPURRRature taken or if they’re

hyPURRRRventilating I can help.

 

PUMPKIN CATPUCCINO KITTY KISSES

&

GHOST-TASTICAT WISHES!

 

BOO TOO!!!

 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Me & Myself In Art-Tasticat Format

 Catzowey!

Imagine someone drawing me & myself like this

For sure it’s meowvalous

 Well well well - this is not exacticatically drawing me, but

it’s photographing me in my iconic picture that has travelled

to every Continent on our Planet! Yup Uh Huh it’s for sure

 I got needle pointed by a fab special needs senior

at The ARC of San Francisco where I has my

Animal Assisted Therapy job. This is bigger 

than me in real life!

And this Meowsterpiece was painted by a

very special special needs pal. She got me

purrrfectly posing in my best work tie!

So it’s kinda cool to be in Art-Tasticat Format!

And now, me & myself wishes you the mostest meowvalous
 non-catastrophic week.  Be safe & keep your Staff safe too!
I know yup uh huh I know we meowsters want our Staff OUT of the house
cuz they're intruding on our purrrsonal time. I mean how many times  per hour can ya have da Staff taking pics  of “cute kitties on sofa, on counter, lounging, eating, jumping,  oh so cute resting, rolling in the litter box, begging for food at noon, circling their ankles while they shave or blow dry their quarantine hair”?  
I mean really?
Cats Unite Nowza Meowza!
 Soon theyza gonna be going back to work (not soon enuf though)
Hoorayzatini we'll celebrate with a bar full of catnip cocktails!

Ciao & Meow For Now!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Having a Healthy Happy Unique Easter

It's Easter Sunday and me and lil sistah

Grappa are waiting and waiting to have

Signore Bunny visit. Dangzatini,  we hear he's not

arriving ... cuz he's in quarantine in a carrot garden!
So weeza not feeling too eggstatic cuz we loves him
hopping over to our house.

 Not taking my man cat eyes off the front door just

in case Signore Bunny gets here!

A tisket and a tasket - I'm sitting in my empty Easter basket

Holy Cannoli!

Happy Easter to you!

Hoping you get abundacatnaps in this quarantine
AND remember... wash your paws abundacatically for
20 seconds or more!!!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Our Paws Are Purrrracticing Proper Physical Distancing

We San Francisco Meowsters are purrracticing

our proper physical distancing our way: not facing each other
and weeza not sneezing on each other!

We got our tape measuring gizmo! Our 8 feet are

exactly where we wants them - close to each other,

not 6 feet apart.

When we're not catnapping, lil sistah

Grappa is doing the downward dogs

with her virtual Yoga teacher ! Look

the Yoga teacher is smiling at her

And then we play BINGO

Be Safe - Stay Home - Catnap a lot!

Pssst .... it's Palm Sunday & dat means
Signore Bunny is gonna arrive in a week!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty (and Grappa too)