Nothing Finer Than a Caturday In Finer Niners Land

 

I’m up here at the Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe and we got our Cloud phones on and

 Gee Whiz 5 service is rocking. I see ya and I hear ya!

My Cat Eyes Cloud reception is purrrfecto to watch my Fab Finer Niners beat those Wisconsin cheesie folks - hee hee hee!

Yup gonna be tuning in and chillaxing and relaxing with a creamy super duper fine feline cappuccino while kicking back on a warm sunny cloud.

Amore and Pssst ... I love my San Fran Finer Niners and I love you too

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Me & Myself In Art-Tasticat Format

 Catzowey!

Imagine someone drawing me & myself like this

For sure it’s meowvalous

 Well well well - this is not exacticatically drawing me, but

it’s photographing me in my iconic picture that has travelled

to every Continent on our Planet! Yup Uh Huh it’s for sure

 I got needle pointed by a fab special needs senior

at The ARC of San Francisco where I has my

Animal Assisted Therapy job. This is bigger 

than me in real life!

And this Meowsterpiece was painted by a

very special special needs pal. She got me

purrrfectly posing in my best work tie!

So it’s kinda cool to be in Art-Tasticat Format!

And now, me & myself wishes you the mostest meowvalous
 non-catastrophic week.  Be safe & keep your Staff safe too!
I know yup uh huh I know we meowsters want our Staff OUT of the house
cuz they're intruding on our purrrsonal time. I mean how many times  per hour can ya have da Staff taking pics  of “cute kitties on sofa, on counter, lounging, eating, jumping,  oh so cute resting, rolling in the litter box, begging for food at noon, circling their ankles while they shave or blow dry their quarantine hair”?  
I mean really?
Cats Unite Nowza Meowza!
 Soon theyza gonna be going back to work (not soon enuf though)
Hoorayzatini we'll celebrate with a bar full of catnip cocktails!

Ciao & Meow For Now!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Red White & Mew and Me Too

Hoorayzatini! My EyeTailYun self loves loves and loves the

4th of July in USA just like you cuz I can be my Patrioticat self 

and purrrhaps snag a little Barbeque that's dropped down off the

 Staff's table too!

Didja know I has dual Passpurrrts in both Italy & USA?

Pssst -it's time to take our paws baaaack 10 years and here's my 

brofur Yolo (yup he was from Yolo County) and

he was a meowvalous Patrioticat & squeaky clean one too so 

Yolo, you get Heavenly saluted for being meowvalously
patrioticatish & kind of cute too.

The 4th of July is the purrrfecto day to get out of the house
to a PURRRRade. You might meet & greet
amazing patrioticats who's in the pawty mood too, like you.

 On a meowments notice, my stylist suggests 

different kitty couture - so ya gotta tell me what's you 

think of this Red White & Mew outfit?  

I'm curious as a cat!  PURRRhaps I need to find

a new Stylist? Lemme know.

I'm purrrrroud to be a Patrioticat ....

Hot diggity dog, I luvs 4th of July fun & the
meowvalous nibbles (meowgaritas, tuna wheels & catnip canapés)!

I wish YOU the mostest safe & sunny &

 funtastic 4th of July in the USA
and

please make it non CATastrophic!

CIAO & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Guido's Glamorama Guide For A Vivacious Valentine's Day

Catzowey! 

 It's the time of the year, yep uh huh it really is, when I gotta

figure out what hue of red to wear, what purrfecto petals to pick 

and where to share my purrs galore & more. It's funtastic 

and we all needs a guide to follow or we miss Valentine's Day fun!

 

 It really is funtastic and feline fine to start with selecting

the petals to send dat special someone, and ya gotta get

right up close to inspectacat them purrfectlty cuz you're

paying for them with your MasterCat card and they gotta

be purrfecto.

 Me & Myself takes flower inspection seriously

cuz Valentine's Day is not the day to goof - nope 

no goofing or Signore Cupid gonna sting you with dat

bow and arrow gizmo in the wrong spot.

Purrhaps you're feeling a little daffy

and wanna select these kinda mellow

yellow petals instead of inky dinky pinky petals.

Pssst - dontcha forget this!   Ya gotta find the purrrfecto card,

and card shopping can put you right into a catnap cuz ya gotta

open and read all da mushy words to select the purrfecto card.

 My Lil Sisfur Grappa opticats for just sending her 

colorful calico heart to her favorito Valentine - no

petals, no treats, no card.

 All of a sudden everything is coming up inky dinky pinkie 

and red like roses!

 Back to selecting da card! 

Catzowey! Some cards are giganticat sized so you can 

send oodles of kitty hugs and abundacat love in them - yep its for sure.

  It's meowvalous if you have Staff like me, you can have your 

Staff take you anywhere on Valentine's Day. My Staff will

be joining me and my 35 special needs senior pals where

I has my Anipal Assisted Therapy job for 10 years. Hoorayzatini 

I'm gonna be busy busy passing out a catzillion Valentines to everybody!

Psssst ... this is my purrrsonal favorite Glamorama

Guide tip for a vivacious Valentine's Day:
wear something meowvalously funtastic!

Sending you my Italian Mancat love and oodles of big kitty hugs 

this February 14th.

Psssst.... I send all that to you everyday cuz you're special and

 February 14th is just 1 day of the catzowey year!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

9 Fab And Fine Years Ago

August 6, 2006

LOOK! Its inky dinky me, just 1 hour after I landed in my very 1st
 forever and ever home! Yup it's true!

Catzowey - we started playing fast in my 1st new forever home
like on a fast speedy track.
Worked for me!

My smitten kitten self started aerobicativities at early age - kinda 

like Pole Fitness Class. Yep Uh HUH

Ta Da!  Being an aerobicat worked  and purrrked my smitten kitten
meowscles and I get to the tippity top! Still on top by the way!

Meowvalous moment with my redheaded Momma Baci who raised

 me from 61 days of age till I was 6 years yungun. 

Having a meowvalous Momma helps cuz they teaches ya 

da Meowster Manners!

OOPSATINI! Looks like Momma Baci took over with no manners!
But mommas do dat!

Itza ME today on August 6, 2015 and I'm sending YOU
 abundacat good wishes for a nonCATastrophic week.

Having YOU in my life rocks and makes my life CATZOWEY
So SO much.

 Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Funtastic Diverse Furiends Are Perfectly PURRfect

Catzowey and more Catzowey! 

I luvs luvs my diverse furiends 

and some days Me & Myself can barely say arrivederci 

to my pals simply cuz I luvs luvs luvs them

so so so much.

Have you thought about when your pals like dat 

color pink that purrhaps itza meowvalous idea to 

get a little inky dinky into dat pinky? 

Joining the pals is Catzowey cool & furiends

love it when you do something so so so 

special.

Yep uh huh, it's for sure that anytime is the right time

to be with funtastic diverse furiends. No need to be

watching your watch when you're with special furiends.

Hold dat moment!  I really do get choked up 

when I gotta say arrivederci to my furiends!

No monkeying around with this diverse furiend!

So the meowvalous moral this week is that all 

furiends are special, and all furiends are the 

sooper dooper spices of life, kinda like a big

bowl of Pasghetti Sauce with all the special

ingredients.

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

Browsing The Brows On Your Browser

Catzowey! I know, yep uh huh it's fur shure, I do know you always are browsing the Internet with your browsers but have you never ever thought about what YOUR Brows looks like while youza browsing? 

Take a close and up closer look at my Brows, cuz theyza sticking uppza in the Sky reaching for Venus and da Catpuccino Milky Way! Amazing dat Me & Myself can even gets into my Man Cat bowl of Pasghetti & Meatballs with these giganticat Brows.

My Brows sticks up and out even when I'ma meeting and greeting cuz I cannot tames my Brows - theyza purrfurs to be naturally wild and untamed Brows.

Can youza keeps a secret? Dontcha tell anybody! Pssst, even when I was a smitten kitten way back abundacatnaps ago, I had to grows into my EyeTailYun Brows cuz Me & Myself wazza born to browse with giganticat Brows.

So cheers to a meowvalous nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty