Spying and Eyeing You

Frum up up uppa in my terrificat tree house I really can see Youza. And if ya gotta furiend 

then my two cats eyes sees Youza Twooza.

Once my EyeTailYun eyes tries to eye youza, then Me & MYself reaches out to grab ya, so 

I can gives you giganticat hugz in my Man Cat style.

Grabbing you izza not so so so easy. So I recruits my lil sisfur Grappa 

to supervise the grab - dontcha worry, weeza only purrracticing "Grab & Release!"

In any pawzishun I can spy and eye ya.

Itza GRATE to keep my cat eyes on my furiends cuz purrhaps you comes over for 

Pasghetti and Meatballs with Me & MYself. Yep uh huh it's for shure spying and eyeing 

you pays off to the meowximum.

Now I wanna wish you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

CIAO & MEOW,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Welcoming Luigi From Fiji

 When I heard Luigi was arriving I reserved him a speshule space cuz I thoughts he was flying across Oceans from Fiji , but Luigi doesn't live in Fiji.

 Catzowey! Luigi lives in "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" - and thatza way South of San Francisco and Fiji too!

 And knowing Luigi wazza arriving at my Man Cat mansion, I stocked uppa on lots of toiletries to makes him feel Tidy while heeza away from home.

My lil brofur, Grazie is on the Hospitality Inspekshun Committee to be shure everything izza purrfecto for Luigi who we thought was from Figi! Pssst, 4 cat eyes izza always better than just 2 cat eyes for inspekshuns - might find dusty bunnies leftover from Easter week.

Itza always politicatically correct to give your guests a Gift Basket loaded with something speshule !

Now you knows, Me & Myself wishes YOU a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Browsing The Brows On Your Browser

Catzowey! I know, yep uh huh it's fur shure, I do know you always are browsing the Internet with your browsers but have you never ever thought about what YOUR Brows looks like while youza browsing? 

Take a close and up closer look at my Brows, cuz theyza sticking uppza in the Sky reaching for Venus and da Catpuccino Milky Way! Amazing dat Me & Myself can even gets into my Man Cat bowl of Pasghetti & Meatballs with these giganticat Brows.

My Brows sticks up and out even when I'ma meeting and greeting cuz I cannot tames my Brows - theyza purrfurs to be naturally wild and untamed Brows.

Can youza keeps a secret? Dontcha tell anybody! Pssst, even when I was a smitten kitten way back abundacatnaps ago, I had to grows into my EyeTailYun Brows cuz Me & Myself wazza born to browse with giganticat Brows.

So cheers to a meowvalous nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Only In San Franfuncisco

Catzowey! Me & Myself wants to meow Buon Giorno from the City by the Bay. So say hooray for meeting and greeting in a meowvalous way.

 Purrpondering what's in dat giganticat goody bag! Purrhaps it's got a little cable car trying to climb half way tooza the stars OR maybe a CalEyeFurKneeYah here I comes surprise, OR maybe even a ticket to da "24 hours to devour Seafoodz Buffay!

Seafoodz is the spice of life - like Pasghetti & Meatballs and I luvs luvs luvs the San Franfunicsco local Dungenese Crab like in da Crabbie Cioppino and on da  Crab Crostini and Crab thizza and Crab thatza. You can't ever be crabby when youza dining on  the Dungenese so be happy.

Relatively speaking, da Lobster izza relative of da crab so if youza cannot find a Dungenese crab than youza can hug a lobster and still feels full of love and contentacat.

How do youza spell "contentacat"? O-A-T-M-E-A-L  the meal I luvs when Me & Myself is not indulging in da shell filled crustaceans. Oatmeal izza comfurting but itza not made in San Francisco like my favorito "Mice A Roni the San Francisco treat" Youza gonna be humming the Mice A Roni jingle all day after you clicks on that!

Itza fur shure, youza can always leave yur heart in San Francisco - I have mine here so come on over and join me & myself!

Wishing youza the mostest nonCATastrophic week and hoping you sneaks in an inky dinky catnap!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Can You Hair What I'm Saying?

Hair Yee! Hair Yee! In honor of The National Hairball Awareness Day (hey every day at my house is a day for dat hairball awareness!) weeza purroudly gonna cat chat about hair. Gonna turn this into Hairball Awareness Year! Pssst the infurmayshun contained here, may be not appetizing tooza some purrsons, but izza rated G for Genericatical and funtastic!

For a while Me & Myself have been feeling over furred and seeing a hairball attack on the horizon, so FURminator came to the rescue! Yep, Me & Myself have been Furminated with a 100 purrcent original FURminator. Before I could do an inky dinky catnap or order a Meowgarita Pizza for home delivery, mountains of fur were gone gone gone like da wind! I thinks I'ma looking more meowvalous now, and would ya believes 99% of my fur was donated to a Pirate.

Abundant piles and miles of fur later, Me & Myself created "Captain Jack Sparrow" out of my ol' fur dat the FURminator masheen took off of Me & Myself. Abundacat mounds of fur were gifted tooza the Captain so that's the FURiendly giftie that keeps on giving! 

Purrhaps heeza looking more like Johnny Depp but fur shure, he and Me & Myself gots the same eyebrows and mousestache and fur shure, the same fur!

So so so ecstaticat to be licking my de-fuzzed whiskers cuz I got rid of all dat ol' fur AND Captain Sparrow received it - hoorayzatini! And if you wanna see some meowvalous celebricats courtesy of FURminator's FUR Gallery event then click HERE.

Wishing you a meowvalous, fur ball free and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

PS:  Traditional hairball treatments (lubricants, diets, etc.) address the problem after the hair has already entered the cat’s body. A FURminator® deShedding tool PREVENTS the problem by preventing the hair from getting into the cat’s body in the first place. FURminator stresses preven- tative care and that is the true definition of good health! And CATZOWEY - FURminators are for pooches too!