When I heard Luigi was arriving I reserved him a speshule space cuz I thoughts he was flying across Oceans from Fiji , but Luigi doesn't live in Fiji.
Catzowey! Luigi lives in "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" - and thatza way South of San Francisco and Fiji too!
And knowing Luigi wazza arriving at my Man Cat mansion, I stocked uppa on lots of toiletries to makes him feel Tidy while heeza away from home.
My lil brofur, Grazie is on the Hospitality Inspekshun Committee to be shure everything izza purrfecto for Luigi who we thought was from Figi! Pssst, 4 cat eyes izza always better than just 2 cat eyes for inspekshuns - might find dusty bunnies leftover from Easter week.
Itza always politicatically correct to give your guests a Gift Basket loaded with something speshule !
Now you knows, Me & Myself wishes YOU a nonCATastrophic week,
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty