January 28, 2013

The French Quarter & 4 Quarters Of Fun

Whatza CATZOWEY in New Oh-Leans?  Big Beignets in The French Quarter and Purrfecto Pralines that makes my whiskers wiggle. My EyeTailYun lean self is in New-Oh-Leans for the Super Dooper Bowl, and wearing my stylish Fedora cuz I may get to be a sporting sports catster on FOXEY TeeVee. Gotta looks dapper cat when on the job! If youza curious as a cat to know, my hat was custom deezined for me by the global Hat Deeziner Zeus of ZK Cat Couture

During the 2nd quarter I'm donning this hat when I sits next to purrsons from down South in Australia. Love my  Jacaru Aussie hat & Oh-So-Aussie-Scarf. Gonna say "G'day my finer Niner matey furiends!"

 3rd Quarter Me & Myself  gonna be in the Press Box with the EyeTailYun Press, so taking along my Oh Solo Mio Pizzeria EyeTailYun deeziner hat by "Gianni FurSocksy."  Basta Pasta!  There's NO Pasghetti & Meatzaballs bowls at the Super Dooper Bowl but we gots Beignets & Pralines!

 4th Quarter and just in time for the big win (psssst... Go Niners GO!) gonna be wearing my Goods Luck Hat!

My cat eyes gonna see a Super Dooper Bowl of fun during the 4 quarters on Sunday February 3rd. Purrhaps youza curious as a cat to know how many catzillion pounds of Guacamole are consumed worldwide during the 4 quarters near the French Quarter? Well get your bowl of chips ready and CLICK right here for EYE OPENING funtasticat Super Bowl Trivia Facts!

Wishing youza nonCATastrophic week and make it a SUPER DOOPER week!


GUIDO the Italian Kitty

January 21, 2013

Super Dooper Bowl Here We Come

Catzowey! There's nothing ever finer than to be a 49er in the morning and in the afternoon and all day till The Super Dooper Bowl on February 3rd.

Of course, Me & Myself goes to a Super Dooper Bowl everyday of the year.

And somedays, Me & Myself travel to not 1 but TWO Bowls in a day!

Pawsatively it's fur shure, yep uh huh I'm shure that I'm ecstaticat my  San Franfuncisco 49ers are going to the Super Dooper Bowl! It's meowvalous and gonna cross my EyeTailYun meowster paws on Sunday February 3rd when we meets and greets our Baltimore Ravens pals over in New OhLeans! (pssst, I sees Crayfish and Cajun goodies in my Super Dooper Bowl future!)

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

January 13, 2013

Browsing The Brows On Your Browser

Catzowey! I know, yep uh huh it's fur shure, I do know you always are browsing the Internet with your browsers but have you never ever thought about what YOUR Brows looks like while youza browsing? 

Take a close and up closer look at my Brows, cuz theyza sticking uppza in the Sky reaching for Venus and da Catpuccino Milky Way! Amazing dat Me & Myself can even gets into my Man Cat bowl of Pasghetti & Meatballs with these giganticat Brows.

My Brows sticks up and out even when I'ma meeting and greeting cuz I cannot tames my Brows - theyza purrfurs to be naturally wild and untamed Brows.

Can youza keeps a secret? Dontcha tell anybody! Pssst, even when I was a smitten kitten way back abundacatnaps ago, I had to grows into my EyeTailYun Brows cuz Me & Myself wazza born to browse with giganticat Brows.

So cheers to a meowvalous nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

January 6, 2013

2013 Is Measuring UP

 Catzowey and happy MEW Year cuz I thinks this year izza measuring up just fine.

Nothing more meowvalous than a Man Cat having a Shop Basics Man Cat Tool Bag - itza  got abundacat deeziner tools inside and I got mine ready so I can keep measuring up the MEW year while fooling and tooling around!

 Figuring out my tools and tooling around makes me exhaustacatted so I bridge the gap with a Catnap.

WOWZA MEOWZA - Me & My EyeTailYun self izza rested (and thanks goodness not arrested) from figuring out my Man Cat Tools bag, and now I wanna do the salootay patootay and say cheers to my favorito 4-letter word! YEP uh huh itza fur shure, (youza shocked right?)  Cuz I luvs luvs luvs my favorito 4-letter word which is  ......

 YOLO - datza my favorito 4-letter word and YOLO izza my brofur whooza crossed over The Rainbow Bridge on February 12, 2012 and heeza my favorito 4-letter word in the world! AND would youza ever believe YOLO izza world-wide favorito word? YEP UH HUH! Here's why........

 YOLO izza acronym for "You ONLY Live Once" and itza voted #6 in the worldwide competition for WORD of the YEAR 2012! Go YOLO go! And let's raise a paw for our pals at YOLO County SPCA where my brofur YOLO came from (pssst, and my new lil brofur Grazie comes from too) . So you see, YOLO is a great meowvalous funtasticat 4-letter word! Sometimes, 4-letter words can surprise you!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,
Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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