Hoorayzatini - Pass Me My 4th of July Meowtini

Catzowey!

Can ya believe dat Spring sprung and now it's

some sorta sum sum Summer time already.

Me & Myself are in the sparkling mood for celebrating - yup even an
 EyeTailYun kitty
loves dat 4th of July day and this year it’s on CATURDAY ..Hoorayzatini !

 Licking my Man Cat chops cuz 4th of July
means abundacat foods - good stuff, yup uh huh!
Like barbecued everything, sweet taters with nip dressing and
super duper creamy pie.

My lil sistah Grappa is roaring ready and

looking kinda Patrioticatish too!

 Weeza been quarantined so many months here
dat if I didn’t see this sign when I was out driving my Cat-Oh-Lac, 
Me & Myself wouldn’t even know it’s the 4th of July cuz we missed
March, April, May and June too ... bummeroni.

We Meowsters are missing the normal 4th of July fun so weeza

reminiscing about fantasticat 4ths in our

past - here we are grabbing a tan one year at a pool pawty.

Don’t unfurl your safety and be sure ya distance your paws

 from other paws.
And pawsatively here’s my cheers to our 1st Not-So-Normal 4th of July,
but a healthy one for sure!

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Me & Myself In Art-Tasticat Format

 Catzowey!

Imagine someone drawing me & myself like this

For sure it’s meowvalous

 Well well well - this is not exacticatically drawing me, but

it’s photographing me in my iconic picture that has travelled

to every Continent on our Planet! Yup Uh Huh it’s for sure

 I got needle pointed by a fab special needs senior

at The ARC of San Francisco where I has my

Animal Assisted Therapy job. This is bigger 

than me in real life!

And this Meowsterpiece was painted by a

very special special needs pal. She got me

purrrfectly posing in my best work tie!

So it’s kinda cool to be in Art-Tasticat Format!

And now, me & myself wishes you the mostest meowvalous
 non-catastrophic week.  Be safe & keep your Staff safe too!
I know yup uh huh I know we meowsters want our Staff OUT of the house
cuz they're intruding on our purrrsonal time. I mean how many times  per hour can ya have da Staff taking pics  of “cute kitties on sofa, on counter, lounging, eating, jumping,  oh so cute resting, rolling in the litter box, begging for food at noon, circling their ankles while they shave or blow dry their quarantine hair”?  
I mean really?
Cats Unite Nowza Meowza!
 Soon theyza gonna be going back to work (not soon enuf though)
Hoorayzatini we'll celebrate with a bar full of catnip cocktails!

Ciao & Meow For Now!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Having a Healthy Happy Unique Easter

It's Easter Sunday and me and lil sistah

Grappa are waiting and waiting to have

Signore Bunny visit. Dangzatini,  we hear he's not

arriving ... cuz he's in quarantine in a carrot garden!
So weeza not feeling too eggstatic cuz we loves him
hopping over to our house.

 Not taking my man cat eyes off the front door just

in case Signore Bunny gets here!

A tisket and a tasket - I'm sitting in my empty Easter basket

Holy Cannoli!

Happy Easter to you!

Hoping you get abundacatnaps in this quarantine
AND remember... wash your paws abundacatically for
20 seconds or more!!!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Pawsative Feline Fashionistacat Fourth Of July 2019

Me & Myself are EyeTailYun for sure BUT it's for sure we

loves an event to celebrate anything so here I go 

cuz it's Fourth of July funtasticat time to bring out
some stripes and stars too.

Bringing out the Red Whites and Blues too

Do I looks like the Church lady? Hee hee hee

 Flag furling & unfurling is my favorito thing this week as 

it's easy peasy and no purrrrressing is needed.

 Health Note:
Gotta keep an eye or 2 on the grill and use your

flag to purrrrtect your feline self from the sun
and the tuna burgers that are flaming.

 Wowza Meowza - looks like everybody is happy

to see my feline fashionistacat self this week!

Nothing finer than being on the Animal Assisted Therapy
Job where my very special seniors make me purr so much
today and everyday.

WOWza MEOWza - this painting of me rocked my paws today
on July 3rd!
 I visited my very special 31 seniors and wore my

4th of July Fashionistacat  scarf too. Ohhhh they makes me purr!
WOWza MEOWza this man made  a painting of me - YAY
Dontcha love love love it?

Being on the Job any day is meowvalous cuz I loves being on
the job but today is purrrfecto.
 I gets hugs and my mancat purr masheen revs up on high motor level!
Lucky me

SO..

If youza in the USA like me, I wishes you the mostest

nonCATtastrophic 4th of July - be safe, hope it's full of love

and fun and sunny rays and some fabtastic foods too! 

CIAO AND MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Buona Pasqua And Happy Easter Too To You

Me and Myself are in meowvalous disguise to welcome

the visiting Signore Wabbit when he arrives for Easter.
Dontcha think I look like his hippity hoppity happy brofur? 

 Getting kind of  EGG-static this week! Hoorayzatini!

 Holy cannoli! I see eggs eggs and more eggs 

in my future this week ... purrrpondering if I can
play hockey with them!

 Psst .. this is my Staff who I invite to join Me & Myself
at my job, my Animal Assisted Therapy job.

Been on the job 12 years of my Man Cat life to

 be with my special needs seniors who make me purr.

 Pssst again ..... it's kind of ducky and I'm lucky to be wearing
my Easter Tie cuz it's special,  just like my 32 special senior pals are.

 Buona Pasqua - hey dats EyeTailyun for Happy Easter!

And Me & Myself are ready to meet and greet

Signore Bunny soon.

Catzowey! My lil sisfur Grappa is feeling 

Easterish.  Watch out world! 

She's not named Grappa for nothing! Hee hee hee!

Buona Pasqua, Happy Everything
and cheers to you having a non-catastrophic week.

AND thanks for being my Catzowey friend!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Red White & Mew and Me Too

Hoorayzatini! My EyeTailYun self loves loves and loves the

4th of July in USA just like you cuz I can be my Patrioticat self 

and purrrhaps snag a little Barbeque that's dropped down off the

 Staff's table too!

Didja know I has dual Passpurrrts in both Italy & USA?

Pssst -it's time to take our paws baaaack 10 years and here's my 

brofur Yolo (yup he was from Yolo County) and

he was a meowvalous Patrioticat & squeaky clean one too so 

Yolo, you get Heavenly saluted for being meowvalously
patrioticatish & kind of cute too.

The 4th of July is the purrrfecto day to get out of the house
to a PURRRRade. You might meet & greet
amazing patrioticats who's in the pawty mood too, like you.

 On a meowments notice, my stylist suggests 

different kitty couture - so ya gotta tell me what's you 

think of this Red White & Mew outfit?  

I'm curious as a cat!  PURRRhaps I need to find

a new Stylist? Lemme know.

I'm purrrrroud to be a Patrioticat ....

Hot diggity dog, I luvs 4th of July fun & the
meowvalous nibbles (meowgaritas, tuna wheels & catnip canapés)!

I wish YOU the mostest safe & sunny &

 funtastic 4th of July in the USA
and

please make it non CATastrophic!

CIAO & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Didja Hear -- It's a Catzowey Meowvalous Time Of The Year

Ho HO HOzatini! 

Hey datza EyeTailYun for ha ha ha happy holidays.

 So ME & MYself are trying on Holly Dazed outfits.

What's you think? 

 ha Ha HAzatini - -  it's a  sneaky peaky Santy's hat!

Catzowey! Me & MYself are

 showcasing some glistening Glow n' Snow balls

cuz tis the season to be purrrrliant!

No more Glowing Balls - just having a ball

being a Holly Dazed smitten kitten!

 

And no need to purrrponder if ME & MYself has not been nice

cuz

Santy Paws knows for sure - (I has been spicy nicey!)

No matter how you look at it,  Me & MYself 

signed up to be  Santy Paws this year to spread great cheer.

Hoorayzatiin it's Me & MYself strutting

my Cwismus Caroling outfit on the job at 

a fabtastic nursing home (are YOU feeling

in the holly dazed mode yet??)

Pawsatively posing with my Staff for accompanying

me to my Animal Assisted Therapy job all over town 

all year long.

Merry Meowy Christmas ~ Happy Hanukah ~ Catzowey Kwanza!

Peaceful Paws Galore to wonderful you,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Paws UP Cuz I've Grown UP!

Catzowey Catzowey and more Catzowey!

August 5th 2006 is thee meowvalous day I chose my Forever Home and dats

10 whole giganticat years ago! 

Ahhhhmazing dat early on being a smitten kitten I learned to sniff
the grapes and select the right fine feline wines.
Sonoma Ahhhhhroma is what it's bout, yup it's true.

Today at a whopping 10 years youngun I'm laffing 

bout being smaller than dat jumbo wine glass was!

 HEY! I'm always on da job - yup uh huh 9 years I been working in
Animal Assisted Therapy
 visiting special needs seniors who make me purr for sure.
Pssst it's good to dress up on the job so I wears a Tie & Hat. Dont'cha do dat?

And lemme tells ya dat spreading a good

envirocatically correct meowsage can make your day
feline fine. It's probably better than wearing dat Tie.

Hoorayzatini I learned to Tweet before I turn Elebenty !

Feeling a lil inky dinky pinky purrrfecto celebrating 10 years at my amazing meowvalous
funtasticat Forever Home! Life is purrfecto & Catzowey!

Cheers to fab YOU and 10 more meowvalous years too !
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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Summing Up Sum Sum Summertime

Catzowey Catzowey ! My Mancat kitty nose been sneezing and weezing
with the springing Spring time flowers and now weeza gonna 

gets into some sort of Sum Sum Summertime fun stuff and get un-stuffed !

Purrrhaps it's the perfecto time to stop sneeezing and weezing, 

and just meet and greet new friends.

 But itza fur sure  that before ya meet & greet new

friends you gotta always check the pollen level so youza not
sneezing and weezing with your new pals.

Psssst .... then youza gotta checks out your paws to
make sure your Pawdicure is purrfecto for your meeting
and greeting new furiends!

  Might be an ah ha ha ahhhhh choo with tongue in cheek moment but whatever
itza is, you gotta be welcoming some Sum Sum Summertime soon !

 Me and MYself recommends grabbing on to some fun Sum Sum Summertime stuff anytime. Cuz
that's why life is Catzowey! 


Wishing meowvalous YOU a nonCatastrophic week
Ciao & Meow !
GUIDO the Italian Kitty