April 28, 2014


Its for sure, yep uh huh, being a celebricat can 
shorten the catnapping time cuz the Purrrparazzi always 
meeting and greeting and snapping da lenses and youza
can't blink - I don't think.

When youza posing for the Purrrparazzi itza good 
idea to dangle till you finds the right angle.

Bamzatini pass me a Meowtini
cuz Me & Myself has the right
pose, yep uh huh I knows.

 Catzowey! Be shure you stop dat camera
from going clickety click
and hydrate your meowvalous self.

When I'm thinking I'm not blinking
I gets so so so exhaustacatted!

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week,


GUIDO the Italian Kitty

April 21, 2014

Meowvalous Monday After Easter Sunday

CATZOWEY! I tells you it's for sure that I'm 
exhausticatted completely on this meowvalous 
Monday after Easter Sunday! 
Wanna knows why???

 Cuz on FurEyeDay itza especially Good FurEyeDay 
so, I puts on my good Panama Hat and steps out in the 
good Easter spirit - yep uh huh I did dat good EGGtastic 
thing: tried to hatch something green and good on 
Good FurEyeDay!

Being EGGstaticat on Good FurEyeDay made me more 
exhausticatted on Caturday, so I took a 
ManCat snooze.

WOWza MEOWza - on Easter Sunday I got into decorating 
my table to enable Me & MYself to have the guests 
over to devour on the hour in a colorful way. Yep uh huh, 
it's for shure that I deezired my Easter eggs to match my 
plates di giorno - hey datza EyeTailYun cat chat!!

 Catzowey! Someone got wishes that the dishes
gets done!

Now sisfur Grappa and Me & MYself trying to chillax 
and relax on Meowvalous Monday after Easter Sunday.
 But  Catzowey, we meowsters live on a San Franfuncisco 
hill so weeza now rocking and rolling rolling rolling while 
catnapping in our dreams.

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week.
Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

April 14, 2014

EGGstaticat To Tie One On This Week

Hoorayzatini! It's time for EGG shots! 

 My Man Cat EyeTailYun self likes to dress up for this 
EGGstaticat week of egg shots and to meet and greet 
the Bunny and his egg-carrying self. It really can be 
so so ducky to feel so so lucky bout being EGGstaticat.

Hey! Signore Bunny likes greens so I gots my other 
green deeziner Tie to woo hoo him and his thumping 
bumping hip hopping self. 
Pssst - my Ties are custom made by my favorito

Catzowey! This deeziner Tie they created for
Me & MYself has all the fine, funtastic feline details that 
any Man Cat At Work is looking to wear and pssst, these 
Ties are compatapoochable for our dog pals too.

You never ever wanna purrticipate in egg tastings with 
your Tie on cuz, well your favorite deeziner Tie could get 
caught in those giganticat things!These eggs are 
artistic at stuff but not so yummy, so pass me a meowtini. 
Gotta cleanse my purrrfecto palate!

I'm egged out!

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow !
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

April 6, 2014

Pouncing On Spring Petals

All the time, always at this purrrticular time of the year, 
my smitten kitten selfgets meowvalously happy and 
feeling springy and purrky and I just wanna see all the 
Spring flowers up close, cuz it's Spring time.

Some folks may tip toe thru the tulips but I likes to pause 
my paws on the petals for a "peeks a boo I do see YOU" 

Sometimes I find lil critters on my purrfecto petals cuz
 it's all in a days work.

Believe it! Me & MYself always bring yards and yards 
of meowvalous measurement tapes to measure the petals 
cuz theyza growing in the yard and are super duper 
uber long, like yards long!

Catzowey! It's wonderful feeling so purrky when 
colorful Spring arrives and I got my paws out for next 
Sunday cuz itza gonna be all about paws and palms 
 cuz it's gonna be Palm Sunday. So get ready to have your 
palms and paws read!

 OOOPsatini My Execucat Staff advises that Palm Sunday not 
about dat!  Uh Oh!

Now you know I wish you a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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