Gonna Say It's Great To Turn Eight - But SO Fast?

Catzowey! Me & Myself got my cat eyes looking for the day till I turns

that Great Eight.  That means I gotta be saying arriverderci to Super Seven!

Everybody always pulling out their photos to show everybody else their fam pics, so time for me to do that too! Don't be cwacking uppa and falling down when you sees my EyeTailYun bambino picture album.

  AhTenZeeOhKnee ... This is me the day I found my furever home (datza my sisfur on the right who chose another funtastic home)   I got mille mega meowvalously lucky at the San Francisco SPCA and I did eventually grow into my ears.

 YEP datza Me & Myself about 90 days yungun and always catnapping cuz visitors making me tired when they visits and saying "oh heeza so so so cute can I holds him?"  

May 26, 2007 at my 1st birthday pawty.  I duzn't look super dooper happy cuz I'ma trying to get to my pawty table filled with Pasghetti & Meatzaballs and Pizza pies.

Next I turned Terrificat Two and got my own cake too made by Kathy's Kreative Kakes and it was the cat's meow!

And after datza year went zooming by faster than a pot of Raviolis boiling in organicatnip water, I grew another year older and my birthday giftie was a Pink Cat-Oh-Lac.

WOWza MEOWza! This year I'm purrrpondering the arrival of The Great Eight and asking my funtastic pals if they has ideas - I betcha YOU have one. So post yur comment and lemme know how YOU thinks I should welcome Great Eight on May 26th -datza this year!

Wishing you a purrfectly nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

I DON'T THINK I BLINK

Its for sure, yep uh huh, being a celebricat can 

shorten the catnapping time cuz the Purrrparazzi always 

meeting and greeting and snapping da lenses and youza

can't blink - I don't think.

When youza posing for the Purrrparazzi itza good 

idea to dangle till you finds the right angle.

Bamzatini pass me a Meowtini

cuz Me & Myself has the right

pose, yep uh huh I knows.

 Catzowey! Be shure you stop dat camera

from going clickety click

and hydrate your meowvalous self.

When I'm thinking I'm not blinking

I gets so so so exhaustacatted!

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week,

CIAO & MEOW!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Seeing A Wee Sea Of Green This Week

SirPrize! Yep uh huh Itza me - Guido O' NoNo! Yep uh huh, it's for shure that everybody has a smidgen of dat Irish gene in them, well datza what the Irish folks say.

Wellza, tip my wee Tipperary mug! Holy Cannoli we duzn't have anything this inky dinky in EyeTailYah!

 Wee people with wee mugs, wearing wee green sweaters are all around not-so-wee Me & Myself! This week weeza seeing a Sea of Green.

Nothing more meowvalous than being down on my green down comfurter watching the sea of green pass by.

 Holy leaping lil' leprechauns! My favorito green just happens to be on the EyeTailYun flag and I wears it purrroudly.

Tip Top O' the morn tooza youza from my Irish-talian self who's wearing a meowvalous "only for this occasion" hat deezined by ZK Cat Couture. Wishing you a Happy Saint Paddy's Day O'Fun. Dontcha overdo it with the green nip! Maybe safer to have abundacat cups of green organicat tea or some yummy fresh Pesto on yur Pasghetti!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO O'NoNo the Irish-talian Kitty

Who Relaxes When It's Time For Taxes?

Basta Pasta! Nobody I knows izza ecstaticat to see Tax Time arrive! So just like youza, Me & Myself izza doing the mathacatical stuff at the finale meowment. Itza fur shure, there's no relaxing and itza super taxing on my catnap time.

Purrpondering where to find dat ON button can cause a giganticat hiss fit.

Give Me & Myself an ol' ancient Abacus any time, cuz it's more fun than my catucalulator.

 If yur old fashioned never-fails-Abacus is out of order, and  purrhaps that EveReady bunny battery is sluffing in yur Catucalulator, then just revert to counting numbers on yur paw cuz that works fur shure.

When all else fails, purrrtend your battery is dead and hope the Taxing Taxman gets sauced, then lost and tossed in da litter box.

Wishing YOU a purrticularly nonCATastrophic week and hope it's funtaxtic!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Stroll Through a Whole Super Dooper Bowl

Come on along with Me & Myself on Sunday dat 5th day of the 2nd month, uh huh like on Sunday February 5th, cuz weeza gonna do the Super Dooper BOWL which means itza da finale footzaball game of the yearl! Catzowey, a ticket is as much as my favorito Furrari EyeTailYun car!   Well, I got  us  fab and free furont row seats, yep uh huh itza fur shure itza gonna be meowvalous  and I'ma leaning on the Stadium railing with a bird's eye view of dat Super Dooper BOWL game.

In my Super Dooper BOWL packet of Instruckshuns, it says "Be purrpared for a hot game"! So I'ma trying out some red peppers to get Me & Myself in the ala hot  & spicy mode!

 Been around Big BOWL's a bunch and a giganticat BOWL izza part of my everyday life for Me & Myself.

If youza wanna has a meowvalous big BOWL experience, I recommends meeting and greeting da MEWScasters - yep uh huh, like dat famoso guy on the field,Terry Bradshaw whooz got no fur on his head! I'ma curious as a cat to know why heeza wearing FOX FOX signs on his suit lapel cuz Me & Myself duzn't see any foxes on the field!   Dumbzabini who gave dat guy a NipTini?

Big BOWL rules of da Super Dooper Bowl game say youza gotta stare down da opponent to get their AhTenZeeOhKnee, so I'm purracticing my stare down stare.  But in da meantime, I wants youza to have a nonCATastrophic week and make it a Super Dooper week.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Climbing Up The Ladder Of Life

Climbing can be Catzowey to climb uppa to where you wanna get to.  Datsa not social climbing, but youza can be social while youza climbing if youza just says HI to folks on yur way up.

It takes supurrbo concentration to climb cuz youza gonna climb uppa and around when both feets gets off the ground for da climbing launch.

Bamzatini! It's easy to get knocked down on the ladder of life, so youza just chills out and takes that abundacatnap to try climbing later.

 When youza wakes uppa from your abundacatnap, check out a fine EyeTailYun wine like Pinot No No Grigio. It might getcha revved uppa and feeling purrky - try it cuz youza might like it.

Purrpondering when to get back climbing dat ladder of life requires energy - like food, so introduce dat Vino to yur favorito Furmaggi (datsa EyeTailYun for cheeses) cuz theyza make a fine combo dat probably makes youza purr too.

Before I can say Catzowey Cheeses Pleases, I'm exhausticatted thinking about how to climb back up on the ladder of life. Oh well, there izza always tomorrow.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty