Purrfectly Pleasurable Pawzishuns - Yep!

Catzowey! Life sure can be purrfecto when youza got yur paws in the right pawzishun.  I'ma gonna gives you the 1-2-3 lessons in purrrfectly pleasurable pawzishuns so here our paws go !

Numbah ONE:  My man cat EyeTailYun heart goes da bumpity bumpza when I'm looking at someone's kind heart so thatza purrfecto pawzishun -  yep uh huh.

Numbah 2:   Let's feline face it - nothing more purrfectly pleasurable than cuddling with

 the one youza luvs. Yep Uh Huh itza for sure that's true.

Numbah 3: And itza even more meowvalous when youza juggling the snuggling time with 

someone who's just letting you do dat snuggle stuff on your own time clock agenda.

Bamzatini! Before you and yourself knows it, the abundant  purrfectty pleasurable pawzishuns gonna knocks ya out and right into a looooooong catnap!

Pssst -  you've just learned the 1-2-3's of Purrfectly Pleasurable Pawzishuns.

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week !

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

The Guido Guide To A Chillaxed Relax

When youza wants to relax ya gotta chillax, yep uh huh. Youza don't has to be looking at anybody when you and yourself are relaxing so kick the paws back and don't look back and chillax.

Catzowey! You can change relaxing pawzishuns when you wanna be relaxed to the meowximum and chillax both sides of ya so youza relaxing evenly.

Me & Myself is declaring that hugging the sofa can be the mostest meowvalous relaxing moment of the day.

 It's possible you gets so so so relaxed then you fall off yur sofa! And then you pawsatively chillax on the ground and don't look around. Just relax!

Bamzatini! I'm stunned to know I can do a chillaxing relaxing moment. Can you?

Wishing you a purrfectly nonCATastrophic week, every day and all week long
Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Climbing Up The Ladder Of Life

Climbing can be Catzowey to climb uppa to where you wanna get to.  Datsa not social climbing, but youza can be social while youza climbing if youza just says HI to folks on yur way up.

It takes supurrbo concentration to climb cuz youza gonna climb uppa and around when both feets gets off the ground for da climbing launch.

Bamzatini! It's easy to get knocked down on the ladder of life, so youza just chills out and takes that abundacatnap to try climbing later.

 When youza wakes uppa from your abundacatnap, check out a fine EyeTailYun wine like Pinot No No Grigio. It might getcha revved uppa and feeling purrky - try it cuz youza might like it.

Purrpondering when to get back climbing dat ladder of life requires energy - like food, so introduce dat Vino to yur favorito Furmaggi (datsa EyeTailYun for cheeses) cuz theyza make a fine combo dat probably makes youza purr too.

Before I can say Catzowey Cheeses Pleases, I'm exhausticatted thinking about how to climb back up on the ladder of life. Oh well, there izza always tomorrow.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty