Terrific Time For A Purrfect TEN !

Hoorayzatini - I'll pass ya the custom made meowtini if you can 

guess who is turning the purrfect terrific 10? HINT HINT..

It's Bambino ME turning 10 this week!  

Remember, Me & Myself started out

 homeless on the Streets of San Francisco,

and dat furtunate day August 3, 2006 I found

my furever and ever home and passed out from 

all dat excitement of "being Home sweet Home".
Psssst -  I even got a mini man cat litter box

dat day! My first indoor plumbing!

In my growing up inky dinky early meowments, I became an

Envirocat keeping my cat eyes on water usage! 

(you should too!)

 And would ya believe dat Me & Myself went to

the giganticat Grace Cathedral one day to get blessed

on St. Francis Day by a nice lady, Dr. Jane Goodall.

Yup its for sure she held me in high esteem and said 

I wazza handsome dude with a future! 

Hee hee hee she made me purr.

 

Then things started getting fishy so I decided I 

needed a job! Yep uh huh a real job!

 So in 2007 I passed the test & got dat 

certification for being a real on the job

ANIMAL ASSISTED THERAPY CAT. This is me and

my pal Charlie on the job at the

seniors day care center - he's blind but he sees me

his way and I see him my way - we guys bond.

 And now with terrificat ten event on my
radar, Me and Myself have bonded with

da Sofa cuz I likes chillaxing 

and relaxing when I'm not on the job.

 Nothing more meowvalous then
being in da party mood! 
Get on board with me and let's PAWTY
cuz turning terrificat ten only happens
one time in da life even with 9 lives ! 

 Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

What's Whisker Licking Wonderful & Probably Tasty Too?

Catzowey !  What could Me & MYself be tasting that's so so so meowvalously

deeelicious and whisker licking wonderful?

 

It's not gonna be this artisan artichoke cuz it's tasty

 but its purrrrickly leafs not gonna makes my whiskers wiggle. Nope.

Do ya hear,  the beer is here and that could be wiggling my Man Cat 

whiskers cuz it's Anchor Steam made in my city of San Franfuncisco since 1896 

which is just an inky dinky bit before I was born.

Now whatza so so so whisker licking wonderful?

I'ma curiousas a cat to know.

 Eggstatic - yep that's what whisker licking wonderful is all about.

Holy Cannoli itza my lil sisfur Grappa photo-bombing my session.

Oh NO Grappa NO !

Now you know, I'ma wishing YOU a most nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow !

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Caught In The Act As A Matter Of Fact

Catzowey !  That is not Me & MYself hiding in those funtasticat Fall flowers.

Yikes itza gotta be my lil sisfur Grappa purrpondering doing her Falltastic deeeeestruckshun act!  
It's for sure she's caught in the act as a matter of fact.

Grappa is redeeezining the Fall flowers in a colorful calico way, like those kind of air plants that require no water, no soil and it's no purroblem at all. Hmmmzatini now where did lil sisfur Grappa get these flowers arranging talents?

Yep uh huh - I'ma thee EyeTailYun flower deeziner with an eye for purrrfecto work and I teaches

lil sisfur Grappa her meowvlaous floral pawniques.

This IS called being caught in the act as a mater of fact.

I am wishing you a nonCATastrophic Fall week in fact!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty  

and lil sisfur Grappa too !

Having Staff Can Rock Your Day The Guido Way

Catzowey ! Me & Myself absoluticatically agrees with this message - yep uh huh.

My lil sisfur Grappa seems stunned to find this meowvalous news - hey Grappa itza true.

Me & Myself says Mille Meowster Grazie (datza THANKS a bunch in EyeTailYun) to the deeziner of this great towel!

 Simply fine feline fashionable and perfectly true too !

My Staff purchased this doggone cool shirt for my man cat stylish self. Me & Myself purred over my popped preppy collar till I looked at dat back ....

Do you think my Staff might have been on organicatnip when this was purrchased? Catzowey I better be interviewing for new Staff !

It's for sure, Me & Myself wishes YOU a nonCATastrophic day!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Purrfectly Pleasurable Pawzishuns - Yep!

Catzowey! Life sure can be purrfecto when youza got yur paws in the right pawzishun.  I'ma gonna gives you the 1-2-3 lessons in purrrfectly pleasurable pawzishuns so here our paws go !

Numbah ONE:  My man cat EyeTailYun heart goes da bumpity bumpza when I'm looking at someone's kind heart so thatza purrfecto pawzishun -  yep uh huh.

Numbah 2:   Let's feline face it - nothing more purrfectly pleasurable than cuddling with

 the one youza luvs. Yep Uh Huh itza for sure that's true.

Numbah 3: And itza even more meowvalous when youza juggling the snuggling time with 

someone who's just letting you do dat snuggle stuff on your own time clock agenda.

Bamzatini! Before you and yourself knows it, the abundant  purrfectty pleasurable pawzishuns gonna knocks ya out and right into a looooooong catnap!

Pssst -  you've just learned the 1-2-3's of Purrfectly Pleasurable Pawzishuns.

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week !

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

A Cat In The Hat Is A Tropicat

Catzowey! I feels an OH SO Oceanly breeze coming my way which is why 

I wanna say I'ma feeling so so so tropicatical today. Well of course 

in a Man Cat kind of way cuz I'ma Man Cat in the Hat, pawsibly a Tropicat!

Gonna starts humming a tropicatical tune, yep uh huh!

If I finds my YouKaLayLee masheen OR even my Jamaican super steel 
drums - DAY OH!!!!! 

Here's a sneaky peaky at the whole enchilada ... oooopsatini! I means the whole MeowTai. I be popping da collar and I wanna holler "put my collar down nowza cuz I cannot see you!"

HoorayzatinI!  Now Me & MYself 

sees you purrrfectly - yep uh huh!

 Good idea to take the Tropicat hat off when you

presume to consume the so so so sweet stuff.

Wishing you sweet and kind of naturally nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty