My Meowster Wings Have Arrived & They Fits PURRfect

             Holy Cannoli Me and Myself has wings & flying first class too.

Meeting and Greeting friends from life on Earth and Up here too at the

Heavenly Catpuccino Cafe.

 

I kinda likes not having to watch my Man Cat waistline now

Howza you doing?
Lemme know cuz my heavenly Wi-Meow-Fi is meowvalous up here.

Wishing you a PURRRfecto abundacatical NonCatAstrophic Week

 OODLES of AMORE,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

                               

                                

 

SPOOKY KOOKY & IT'S FUR REAL

 

It's fur real! Halloween is Boo-Tasticat!! And I got my furst Halloween

dressing uppa lessons from my momma Baci when I was just

a smitten kitten waaaay back in 2006. 

Momma Baci loved Halloween

cuz she wazza orange as a Cat-Oh-Lantern! I loves loves

loves dressing uppa for Halloween so here we go with my

my favorito costumes.

Yup Uh Huh it's me and myself having a mini meowster

 bewitching fine feline time.

 

 As I grew into my ears, I was hearing 

"Hey Guido you're a Lil Devil" so me & myself

dressed uppa as a Lil Devil!

When I gotta lotta bigger I dressed up on Halloween 

as 

an Aloha-Ha Hawaiian tourist visiting dat Pineapple farm!

 The next year I became an

Australian Cowboy.

 I was meowing "Yee Hah".

Yup uh huh it's true,

while rounding uppa the jumping kangaroos.

 

 Move on over Signore Johnny Depp - have you met 

Pirate Di Giorno Guido from EyeTailYa?

 

WOWza MEOWza!

This izza where my Staff needs to be

written uppa cuz there izza no sense in dressing

my mancat self uppa as a Mouse! 

Purrrhaps Staff overdosed on Catnip-Lattes!

 

Holy Cannoli my lil sistah Grappa gets the

purrrrize for being a real Lil Devil!  She thinks

her name is "NoGrappaNO!"

 

Itza meowvalous when ya veg out with the veggies!

 These are bambino pumpkins and someday

they're gonna be big like Me & Myself.

And this 2020 year Me & Myself is dressing uppa

as a Fine Feline FURst Responder ....

Doing house calls for those who need

their TemPURRRature taken or if they’re

hyPURRRRventilating I can help.

 

PUMPKIN CATPUCCINO KITTY KISSES

&

GHOST-TASTICAT WISHES!

 

BOO TOO!!!

 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Having Staff Can Rock Your Day The Guido Way

Catzowey ! Me & Myself absoluticatically agrees with this message - yep uh huh.

My lil sisfur Grappa seems stunned to find this meowvalous news - hey Grappa itza true.

Me & Myself says Mille Meowster Grazie (datza THANKS a bunch in EyeTailYun) to the deeziner of this great towel!

 Simply fine feline fashionable and perfectly true too !

My Staff purchased this doggone cool shirt for my man cat stylish self. Me & Myself purred over my popped preppy collar till I looked at dat back ....

Do you think my Staff might have been on organicatnip when this was purrchased? Catzowey I better be interviewing for new Staff !

It's for sure, Me & Myself wishes YOU a nonCATastrophic day!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

CATCHIT - Yep Catch It If You Can

Catzowey! Nothing finer than trying to CATCHIT and finally snagging it!

La La La Labstah - thatza EyeTailYun for Loving da Lobster and I really did reel it in and CATCHIT! No catch & release for me.

To be fit and ready to CATCHIT, Me & Myself always starts my day the GUIDO way with an Irish breakfast - not EyeTailYun pizza.

Weeza CATCHITS it - yep we gottta our USA Flag and purrroud of it cuz America just had the 4th of July, ALL week long!

WOWZA MEOWZA! Itza Me & Myself when I CATCHITS a great row of seats at a  San Franfuncisco Giants game! Take me out to dat ballgame and I will purr fur shure.

Wishing you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty