February 27, 2012

Meowvalous Moments At The Oscars

Mewvies are my favorito when I'm not catnapping, so I dashed my paws down to La La Las Angeles to attend da Oscars events and was so so so ecstaticat to meet and greet da Golden Oscar Boyz.

Going behind the curtain izza meowvalously speshule at The Oscars - or youza can call dem da aCATemy Awards too. But whatza ever youza calls it, itza speshule to go behind dat curtain with da purrducers of the show. Theyza got secret stuff stored galore!

Purrtecting yur identity and being inCatnito at da Oscars izza fabucatulous cuz the Papurrrazzi doesn't find you, and yur bestest mostest meowvalous furiend duzn't see ya on da cover of  The Mew York Times cuz youza inCatnito and thatza neato!

 Don't getza choked up if yur favorito mewvie star duzn't win an Oscar.

Mewvies are meowvalous but youza MORE meowvalous and I wishes youza da mostest wonnerful week. And make it a nonCATastrophic one too!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

February 21, 2012

Holy Cannoli Itza Fat Tuesday!

If youza not gotta an EyeTailYun cream filled Canolli then have a cupcake, cuz itza Fat Tuesday all day long! Me & Myself can enjoy my waistline bulge, and indulge in da sweets of life and Fat Tuesday is announcing Mardi Paws Gras is coming!

Youza wanna knows more stuff bout dat Fat Tuesday? Wellza I tells ya, itza not justa bout da sweets - Fat Tuesday is dat day of the Year youza can indulge in everything loaded with da calories and fun and yummy fur yur tummy,  like a whole Giganticat pizza pie! 

 Me & Myself gonna say Cheeses Puhleezes to have a Man Cat sized platter of dat EyeTailyun and FURench furmaggi on my Fat Tuesday . Catzowey I luvs an "All I can Meet and Greet" cheese platter fur shure!

On Wednesday, weeza gonna be exhausticatted from celebrating dat Fat Tuesday event and gonna say arrivederci Fat and hello Cheerios!  Theyza purrobably gonna lower my Catlesterol more dan da Holy Cannolis!

Pssst - wanna tells ya, Me & Myself sends our abundacat Mille Meowster Grazie and thanks tooza youza, fur yur warm wonnerful words of support, purrayers, pawsitive thots and gifts of love when my brofur YOLO crossed The Rainbow Bridge, 11th February. I wazza not happy living solo without my Yolo, so - drum rollz .........

Meet GRAZIE - his name means "thank you" in EyeTailYun. 10 months yungun Grazie izza is from Yolo County SPCA where my brofur YOLO wazza frum. Now whatza da chances of dat? Goes to show if youza never ever gives up on yur dreams, theyza can come true!

Itza da 1st Fat Tuesday fur Grazie! Cheers to a fantasticat Fat Tuesday filled with abundacat plates of fine fat foodz cuz itza the one year of the day dat itza OK! Hoorayzatini!

Cheers to a nonCATastrophic week and Happy Mardi Paws Gras!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

February 13, 2012

Wrestling In The Ring Of Life

Wrestling is fun when youza rustles up a good wrestling partner, yep uh huh itza fur shure.

But the Referee of Life often rules the game, as Me & Myself learned when the fun match ended on Saturday February 11, 2012.   

My brofur Yolo crossed The Rainbow Bridge so I'ma not starting my day today the normal Guido way. Itza my first Monday going solo without my Yolo.

Dat dreaded FIP "feline infectious peritonitis"  ended our wrestling matches andtook my brofur at 4 and 1/2 years yungun and it wazza right to donate his body and tissues for the FIP research study going on nowza, between our San Francisco SPCA & The University of California at Davis. It makes me purr cuz Davis izza in Yolo County! Me & Myself will purr fur shure if theyza finds da cure.

Nine lives  can  zippity do dah by befur youza can finish yur Pizza Meowgarita, so be shure you gives the abundacat hugs to anybody youza adores, yep uh huh. And da hug izza free so youza duzn't need yur MasterCat Card.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

February 6, 2012

Didja Leave Your Heart In San Francisco?

It's meowvalous mewsic to my ears when I hears my EyeTailYun furiend Tony Bennett croon da tune under da moon, "I Left My Heart In San Francisco." Baffling cuz Me & Myself have had our heart in San Franfuncisco da whole life so I never has to leave it here - cuz it's here automaticatically!

 Fur shure, youza can always leave your heart here in San Franfuncisco and Me & Myself will keeps our EyeTailYun cat eyes on it.

Catzowey! It's Sing-a-Long-a-Song time with Signore Bennett! Ready?

"To be where little cable cars
Climb halfway to the stars!
The morning fog may chill the air,
I don't care!
My love waits there in San Francisco... "
BASTA PASTA dat sounds purrfecto!

Everybody parts with their hearts in San Franfuncisco, but I always has my heart at the ballpark where Me & Myself duzn't follow da rules. Weeza do some 7th Inning Stretches sailing over dat railing which is aerobicat activity and good for the heart.

Wishing youza nonCATastrophic week - hey itza dat 1st whole week of February 2012! Get ready - there's 29 days in thizza month cuz weeza leaping thru Leap Year!
Paws UP to the Romans (theyza EyeTailYuns fur shure) cuz theyza invented this Leap Year thing even befur theyza invented Pizza delivery.
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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