Pawsatively Getting Our Kitty Paws Through COVID19 Lockdown

Catzowey and MORE Catzowey!

It's my lil sistah Grappa with her N95 mask

but I tells her she's not at the Easter Parade

BUT lil sistah Grappa never ever listens

 Got my N95 Meowster Mask 

and wearing it better than my  lil

sistah Grappa does!

WellAH  LOHA!  I'm feeling shut in 

here in my house 

so putting on my Hawaiian lei to feel

Tropicatical! PURRRtending I'm on 

Vakayshun

Bring on my MeowTai please

 Holy Cannoli  my lil Sistah Grappa doesn't

understand the difference in Shelter IN Place

and SLEEP IN PLACE!

 Lil Sistah Grappa is  bringing out her Yoga Mat on Day 10

so looks like we meowsters gonna do some Downward Dogs
while us and Staff are on Lockdown!

 It's our very 1st time ever going to church and on 

a puter too? Holy Cannoli we are Episcocats but
this is a first for we meowsters.

Good things do come from Shelter IN Place

Great meowvalous NEWS and MEWS 

We has found a neighbor kitty out our window and we

waves our paws all the days to

Miss Kitty - yup good stuff comes from 

Shelter IN Place!

 They says ya gotta stay 6 feet apart -

so we're catnapping with our measuring tape

MEOWVALOUS MEASURING - we are doing it for sure!

 Our Staff went out for a walk cuz Staff is

allowed to do dat  and look at who she meets and greets
and 6 feet distance for sure works for her
in a doggone good way

Stay Safe and Stay IN Touch 

I loves ya abundacatically!

GUIDO the ITALIAN KITTY

Paws UP Cuz I've Grown UP!

Catzowey Catzowey and more Catzowey!

August 5th 2006 is thee meowvalous day I chose my Forever Home and dats

10 whole giganticat years ago! 

Ahhhhmazing dat early on being a smitten kitten I learned to sniff
the grapes and select the right fine feline wines.
Sonoma Ahhhhhroma is what it's bout, yup it's true.

Today at a whopping 10 years youngun I'm laffing 

bout being smaller than dat jumbo wine glass was!

 HEY! I'm always on da job - yup uh huh 9 years I been working in
Animal Assisted Therapy
 visiting special needs seniors who make me purr for sure.
Pssst it's good to dress up on the job so I wears a Tie & Hat. Dont'cha do dat?

And lemme tells ya dat spreading a good

envirocatically correct meowsage can make your day
feline fine. It's probably better than wearing dat Tie.

Hoorayzatini I learned to Tweet before I turn Elebenty !

Feeling a lil inky dinky pinky purrrfecto celebrating 10 years at my amazing meowvalous
funtasticat Forever Home! Life is purrfecto & Catzowey!

Cheers to fab YOU and 10 more meowvalous years too !
Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

PS.. Visit my FB page and stay current with Me & Myself

Serve Me A Double Cup of San Fran Fun

Catzowey! Me & Myself has the  AMERICA'S CUP RACES here in my back yard and my bay has 2 CATamarans racing that are taller than my favorito Salami stick - theyza 13 stories high I hears & thatza highrise of Salami.

 It's fur sure that I'ma always a Generacat so I'm cheering on both teams USA and my Kiwi furiends from New Zealand! Ahoy meowster mates ahoy!

Nobody izza pointing the finger at a Winner yet for the 34th America's Cup but I'ma pointing my paw at any contender feeling boxed in .. yep uh huh it's fur shure!

When youza racing you never ever wanna be boxed in, so puhleeze do not purractice this at home.

When youza feeling not boxed in, then you can check to see how the contender in the race is doing cuz they probably are boxed in still and gonna place 2nd spot in the race!

 The International rules of the America's Cup says youza can win if youza wins by just 1 leg ! Hoorayatini I sees a win here by a foot! And now I'm gonna go to the America's Cup and have a double creamy iced Catpuccino - double cup o' fun!

Now here's my good wishes for YOU to have a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's A Doggone Great Day In The City By The Bay

Yep uh huh! There is something catzowey about partying with a pooch, and my pooch pals love hanging around with Me & Myself in San Franfunciso, where we have doggone funtastic times.

We cats can strut out our stuff on the New Yawk City cat walks during fashun week so when I says "STRIKE DA POSE POOCH" my doggone good furiends pose!

Way back when Me & Myself wazza smitten kitten sized and a little inky dinky,  I began having the Pooch Playdates.

 Whatza even more meowvalous than a Pooch Playdate? A doubletastic Pooch Playdate!

 Dipping my paws in the pool izza meowvalous when Me & Myself has a life guard looking over us, cuz I'ma not wearing my Life Purrrrsevor - I brought mine live!

 Hot diggity Dogster!  My paws haven't touched da ground today!!

 It's fur shure, yep uh huh, all cool Pooch Pals go to the famoso Famous Wayne's Shoe Shine Stand in the City of our World Champ SF Giants, cuz they wanna gets their doggone great paws buffed up.

Wishing youza meowvalous week and make it a doggone great & nonCATastrophic one too!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Pawsatively Inky Dinky & Pinky

Catzowey! You know I'ma lover of funtasticat sports and  both Me & Myself been reeling & wheeling for my San Franfuncisco 49ers in the Super Dooper Bowl. Well, now my only big BOWL is my ravioli bowl! And I bids the  49ers Red & Gold colors arriverderci and gonna say an inky dinky hello to pinky!

Itza Me & Myself having a fabuloso funtasticat time with my new Toy "The Humphrey"who's pinky but not dinky. Itza Man Cat sized meowvalous invention for playtime retention.

My EyeTailYun not-so-inky-dinky pinky tongue is good for licking da red pasghetti sauce off my Man Cat cheeks!

Having a Man Cat moment playing with my pinkie toyz.

Shhh, dontcha tell anybody, but when I wazza inky dinky smitten kitten, my paws wazza purrfectly pinky and super inky dinky too.

Something to PURRponder this week:  

Do ya put yur pinky up when having dat Cup o' Catnip Tea?

Now I wishes you a mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Itza Catzowey Week On The Planet

The whole week has been fantastic and sandtastic too, all around the Planet.

Oh YOU hoo  - I went to Honolulu and tried to board the surfing board BUT read this sign! I'ma giganticat EyeTailYun man cat but I'ma not 3 feets tall and being almost 3 feets long didn't count.  Bummeroni.

When Me & Myself couldn't board dat Surfboard, we went birdie watching on the beach. Wondering how one bird walks forward, making all those foot prints in the sand without going backwards cuz birds don't put it in reverse and back up. Thatza something to purrponder fur shure!

Catzowey!  My San Franfuncisco self looking upwards for more bird watching and I sees Giants everywhere!

Call me the CATcher cuz this is how the purrfeshunal Buster Posey catcher wears his hat. I saw it on TeeVee - yep uh huh.

ME & Myself are definitely exhaustacatted from all the Catzowey activities on the Planet this week so gonna chillax and relax.

 I wish YOU a GIANT meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week and be sure you take time to kick back and relax at least for a meowment.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Seeing The City Through The Eyes Of A Kitty

Catzowey! Itza ONLY in San Franfuncisco where Me & Myself has no no no idea why da Clorox folks are out on the Streets asking this, but they'za asked Me & Myself dat purrsonal question "do I poop like a Ninja?"  Holy cannoli,  I tolded them my litter box izza clean clear through (cuz I got high paid Staff for that). I never has a Ninja fight in my Man Cat deeziner litter box cuz itza peaceful place and thatza the scoop on my poop. 

While I was out and about on the Streets of San Franfuncisco, it was meowvalous to see my furiends at SEE whooza trying to get me new opticaticals cuz theyza got glasses that are hip without da rip! That means I can use my MasterCat card and have moola leftover fur my favorito giganticat bowl of Pasghetti & Meatballs and purrrhaps a double Catpuccino too!

I'm seeing just fine and itza divine looking at meowvalous YOU so so close.

Duzn't everyone select their wardrobe to match their own purrsonal eyes?

 Youza always asking how I keeps on my eyeliner but I cannot let dat cat out of the bag, cuz itza secret that hazza been in the family for more than 9 lives.  But itza fur shure yep uh huh, Me & Myself can tells you that weeza not pooping like a Ninja!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Didja Leave Your Heart In San Francisco?

It's meowvalous mewsic to my ears when I hears my EyeTailYun furiend Tony Bennett croon da tune under da moon, "I Left My Heart In San Francisco." Baffling cuz Me & Myself have had our heart in San Franfuncisco da whole life so I never has to leave it here - cuz it's here automaticatically!

 Fur shure, youza can always leave your heart here in San Franfuncisco and Me & Myself will keeps our EyeTailYun cat eyes on it.

Catzowey! It's Sing-a-Long-a-Song time with Signore Bennett! Ready?

"To be where little cable cars
Climb halfway to the stars!
The morning fog may chill the air,
I don't care!
My love waits there in San Francisco... "

BASTA PASTA dat sounds purrfecto!

Everybody parts with their hearts in San Franfuncisco, but I always has my heart at the ballpark where Me & Myself duzn't follow da rules. Weeza do some 7th Inning Stretches sailing over dat railing which is aerobicat activity and good for the heart.

Wishing youza nonCATastrophic week - hey itza dat 1st whole week of February 2012! Get ready - there's 29 days in thizza month cuz weeza leaping thru Leap Year!

Paws UP to the Romans (theyza EyeTailYuns fur shure) cuz theyza invented this Leap Year thing even befur theyza invented Pizza delivery.

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty