Catzowey! I See A Sea of Red Fun In Our Future

 

                                     Catzowey! Everything isn't just inky dinky pinky!                                             My head sees red this weekend cuz it's Valentines Day                                         & the start of the Lunar MEW Year too!  You can find

                  you  birth year Lunar animal right here - psssst, I'm born in 

                           The Year Of The Dog! Hee Hee Hee - it's true!

                                             

                                I'd say lil sis Grappa has her own take on 

                              Valentines Day.

                                  She's born in the Lunar year of the snake!

                               Holy Cannoli! 

 

  Wowza Meowza!  Getting ready for celebrating  Lunar MEW Year on Friday February 12th, 2021 so got our chop sticks out and ready to play pick up sticks!

    

 

 When Me & Myself get finished welcoming in 

the Year of the Ox tomorrow,  then I'll start 

selectacatting my Valentines cards.

      And in between celebrating the Lunar MEW Year and Valentines Day

                    I'm gonna have some Meowy Yeowwwy Catnip!

    Pssst ... I loves putting my 2 lips on red Valentine tulips! 

But they are not, nope NOT healthy for we meowsters!!

         Waaaaaay back before every place got shutted down last year, I would take my Staff on Valentines Day to my job at the senior center.  I'd play with my very special 32 senior pals and they'd make me purr all day. I always gots

dressed up for the Valentines pawty I tossed them.

                                                    Will YOU be my Valentine this year?

Ciao & Meow & Molto Amore!

And I wishes you a nonCATastrophic weekend of fun at home!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Holy Cannoli .. I Forgot To Remember It’s September!

 

 

 Catzowey! September 1st has come and almost

gone and it was the day my lil sistah Grappa was born!

So I put on my hearty party hat for her to party.

   

Here she is .. #NoGrappaNO doing her Seventh

And wearing pearls too cuz Grappa is a girly girl even 

though she’s CEO of a Deeeeeestruction company.

Hee Hee this pic is my lil sis Grappa 6 years ago when yup,

WHEN she climbed UP UP UP the 1911 fireplace with a 

white chest and came down not so white!  Hair salons would be

amazed over this hair color transition - MOL MOL!

YUP SFFD was not gonna rescue her lil naughty self!

Cheers to 7 great naughty awesome always amazing

years with my lil sistah Grappa

Now you know why we call her #NoGrappaNO

Have a nonCatastrophic week please

and lemme know if you need some meowvalous

purrs as I’m always on the job! Reminder for ya,

I’m a certified Animal Assisted Therapy Cat 

Ciao and Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Remembering My Momma On Momma’s Day

Catzowey!

This is me meeting my new adoptive Momma Baci almost 14 years ago

She sure made me & myself comfy!

 Hee Hee Hee - sometimes I’d fall out of bed on my head!

Momma Baci just kept on slumbering when I went 

kaboom in the room

 We wazza the perfecto Momma & Son!

Momma Baci ran our house with a firm paw and never ever

liked it when I’d be man-kitty misbehaving!  Holy Cannoli! She was 

a strict Momma

So cheers to my Momma Baci who taught me my meowster

manners and cheers to all da momma cats who brought we

meowsters on Earth!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic Day and a safe one too!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

HO HO HO & SOME HA HA HA

CATZOWEY!

If you been catnapping a lot then you forgot 

Cwismus is coming soon which means it's almost

time to mingle and jingle some bells.

 And it's dat time of the year to topple

a tree too!

Fa La La Ha Ha Ha - I'm decked out

for some meowvalous cat caroling.

 Lil Sisfur Grappa has herself in the Buon Natale mood too

and it's for sure Santy Paws is probably gonna fill her

Cwismus stocking with lil lumps of coal! Yup uh huh

cuz Grappa's deeeestruction business has been busy

in 2019.

 While Grappa's been destructing stuff I been out & about on my

Animal Assisted Therapy job spreading love & getting purrs doing

constructive stuff not deeeeestructive stuff like Grappa.

 

 Holy Cannoli!

She's stolen MY shirt !!!!

Buon Natale, Happy everything & Merry meowvalous

wishes to wonderful YOU.

Psssst ...  can ya keeps a secret?

I'm heading to The North Pole to work with the 

giganticat Elf who makes da toys for girls & boys!

Buon Natale! Dats why I gots my Elf hat on !

Amore & Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Keen To Be Green - Especially This Week

Catzowey & top of the tiny mornin' greetings to you.

Pssst - it's a meowvalous week to Go Green!

 

And more meowvalous cuz St Paddy wants us to chow down 

on corny beef and green things (pssst, that doesn't mean

organicatnip smashed potatoes)

 

 

Basta Pasta!  Me & Myself need a more ManCat sized

 libations glass. This thing might be more purrfecto 

for dat lil leprachaun, but not Me & Myself - nope.

 I hear everybody has an inky dinky 

amount of Irish in them - even me, the Italian Kitty!

My colorful lil sis Grappa thinks it's keen to be green too!

Don't tell anybody, but  she's more suited for Halloween 

with her colors & geneticatically speaking, no way Grappa 

is Irish - nope. 

 Feeling a lil Dapper-Dude-ish in my

Made In Ireland fine feline fedora.

 

 Like I has said, it's Keen To Be Green

so

GO GREEN everyday not just on St. Paddy's Day

Wishing funtastic you the mostest meowvalous

week and be sure you has a lil green on Friday 17th of March

or you gonna get pinched to the meowximum!

Ciao & Meow,

Guido McMeatball

Guido's Glamorama Guide For A Vivacious Valentine's Day

Catzowey! 

 It's the time of the year, yep uh huh it really is, when I gotta

figure out what hue of red to wear, what purrfecto petals to pick 

and where to share my purrs galore & more. It's funtastic 

and we all needs a guide to follow or we miss Valentine's Day fun!

 

 It really is funtastic and feline fine to start with selecting

the petals to send dat special someone, and ya gotta get

right up close to inspectacat them purrfectlty cuz you're

paying for them with your MasterCat card and they gotta

be purrfecto.

 Me & Myself takes flower inspection seriously

cuz Valentine's Day is not the day to goof - nope 

no goofing or Signore Cupid gonna sting you with dat

bow and arrow gizmo in the wrong spot.

Purrhaps you're feeling a little daffy

and wanna select these kinda mellow

yellow petals instead of inky dinky pinky petals.

Pssst - dontcha forget this!   Ya gotta find the purrrfecto card,

and card shopping can put you right into a catnap cuz ya gotta

open and read all da mushy words to select the purrfecto card.

 My Lil Sisfur Grappa opticats for just sending her 

colorful calico heart to her favorito Valentine - no

petals, no treats, no card.

 All of a sudden everything is coming up inky dinky pinkie 

and red like roses!

 Back to selecting da card! 

Catzowey! Some cards are giganticat sized so you can 

send oodles of kitty hugs and abundacat love in them - yep its for sure.

  It's meowvalous if you have Staff like me, you can have your 

Staff take you anywhere on Valentine's Day. My Staff will

be joining me and my 35 special needs senior pals where

I has my Anipal Assisted Therapy job for 10 years. Hoorayzatini 

I'm gonna be busy busy passing out a catzillion Valentines to everybody!

Psssst ... this is my purrrsonal favorite Glamorama

Guide tip for a vivacious Valentine's Day:
wear something meowvalously funtastic!

Sending you my Italian Mancat love and oodles of big kitty hugs 

this February 14th.

Psssst.... I send all that to you everyday cuz you're special and

 February 14th is just 1 day of the catzowey year!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Time to Table My Tabby Table Time

Catzowey !

I'm working hard to table my table time

cuz my ManCat self deserves some special

table time - everybody does, dontcha think?

It's so so so meowvalous when I get

my table time, so I cross my EyeTailYun paws

that more tabby table time comes my way.

Hoorayzatini!

But more than tabby table time, I purrfur

being at my Animal Assisted Therapy job

where I gets a catzillion meowsages.

When I'm on the job these bedside meowsages sure

rev up my purr machine! Pssst - Me & Myself visit this nice

 93 years yungun lady every other Saturday for my meowsages.

And dontcha think a ManCat should always wear

a good tie when on the job?

Once my job is done for the day 

I'm back to tabling tabby table time

and feeling oh so so so Catzowey fine!

Wishing wonderful special YOU the mostest

nonCatastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Terrific Time For A Purrfect TEN !

Hoorayzatini - I'll pass ya the custom made meowtini if you can 

guess who is turning the purrfect terrific 10? HINT HINT..

It's Bambino ME turning 10 this week!  

Remember, Me & Myself started out

 homeless on the Streets of San Francisco,

and dat furtunate day August 3, 2006 I found

my furever and ever home and passed out from 

all dat excitement of "being Home sweet Home".
Psssst -  I even got a mini man cat litter box

dat day! My first indoor plumbing!

In my growing up inky dinky early meowments, I became an

Envirocat keeping my cat eyes on water usage! 

(you should too!)

 And would ya believe dat Me & Myself went to

the giganticat Grace Cathedral one day to get blessed

on St. Francis Day by a nice lady, Dr. Jane Goodall.

Yup its for sure she held me in high esteem and said 

I wazza handsome dude with a future! 

Hee hee hee she made me purr.

 

Then things started getting fishy so I decided I 

needed a job! Yep uh huh a real job!

 So in 2007 I passed the test & got dat 

certification for being a real on the job

ANIMAL ASSISTED THERAPY CAT. This is me and

my pal Charlie on the job at the

seniors day care center - he's blind but he sees me

his way and I see him my way - we guys bond.

 And now with terrificat ten event on my
radar, Me and Myself have bonded with

da Sofa cuz I likes chillaxing 

and relaxing when I'm not on the job.

 Nothing more meowvalous then
being in da party mood! 
Get on board with me and let's PAWTY
cuz turning terrificat ten only happens
one time in da life even with 9 lives ! 

 Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty