Holy Cannoli .. I Forgot To Remember It’s September!

 

 

 Catzowey! September 1st has come and almost

gone and it was the day my lil sistah Grappa was born!

So I put on my hearty party hat for her to party.

   

Here she is .. #NoGrappaNO doing her Seventh

And wearing pearls too cuz Grappa is a girly girl even 

though she’s CEO of a Deeeeeestruction company.

Hee Hee this pic is my lil sis Grappa 6 years ago when yup,

WHEN she climbed UP UP UP the 1911 fireplace with a 

white chest and came down not so white!  Hair salons would be

amazed over this hair color transition - MOL MOL!

YUP SFFD was not gonna rescue her lil naughty self!

Cheers to 7 great naughty awesome always amazing

years with my lil sistah Grappa

Now you know why we call her #NoGrappaNO

Have a nonCatastrophic week please

and lemme know if you need some meowvalous

purrs as I’m always on the job! Reminder for ya,

I’m a certified Animal Assisted Therapy Cat 

Ciao and Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Friendsgiving & Thanksgiving Are Both Meowvalous

Catzowey! Looks like I've a Pilgram kitty relative who might have been

 on dat Meowvalous Mayflower ship abundacat years ago!

 Me & Myself loves loves Pasghetti & Meatballs but birds of a feather do flock together

so I adds some feathers to make my guest of honor, Signore Turkey, feel right at home.

Waaay back when I was dat inky dinky smitten kitten, I ordered

the EyeTailYun pizza pie for Thanksgiving cuz I didn't have the 

guest of honor cuz he was flying somewhere out of town.

Holy Cannoli! After Me & Myself consumed dat giganticat Pizza Pie, I reached for my Yogi Tea. Yup downward dog with soothing organicat ginger to calm my man cat tummy 

always does the trick!

 If youza not having Signore Turkey or Pizza Pie for Friendsgiving or 

Thanksgiving ya might wanna do vegie-cataterian. I mean Go Green!

I'm curious as a cat to know why Signore Turkey is looking so pale! 

He's been outside for awhole year in the sunny rays.

Colorful Catzowey! It's the purrrfecto day to shout out I wishes you a super

Friendsgiving Day all week long cuz youza my awesome pawesome Friend.

 Hee Hee Hee! It's not an imposter - it's Me and Myself with my doggone 

good pal. Shhh don't tell anybody but I forgot to put on my Pilgrim Pants!

Happy Thanksgiving too and pssst ... almost time for me to start saying

BUON NATALE! 

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Count Dracucatula Has Arrived

CATZOWEY!

It's Halloween week and I wanna  tell ya

we izza all dressing up and down and all around for this

SPOOKtacular week!

 It's my lil Sis #NoGrappaNO  known as "Grappa" with bat wings!
Holy cannoli

She can fly without those wings and should be flying with the 

molto famoso High Flying Wallenda family!

 WOWza MEOWza - it's me and myself

with the lil Day of the Dead skelecat  cuz 

we gonna be celebrating it too . 

The Day of the Dead is coming up soon! Yup

Uh Huh

Last year when I visited my very special senior pals

at The ARC OF SAN FRANCISCO SENIORS DAY CARE PROGRAM, 

Me and  myself dressed up as a Hawaiian Tourist with Staff.
Yup I did but I forgot my camera around

my neck! Dangzatini! Just call me Sir Spam-A-Lotta!

CATZOWEY! My lil Sisfur Grappa is

kinda looking devilish .. but she is everyday!

PURRRHAPS I dress up this year as a Biz

PURRRRSON  getting ready for my 1st IPO - got my
Work tie on and Wall Street would love dat! 

 Always Doggone Great to have furiends in high places 

like The Pooch Pope!

  My Man Cat EyeTailYun eyes see dat 

masked man in back of me! Yup uh huh

I do! BOO!

On October 31st Me and Myself & Staff gonna be
at The ARC passing out abundacat Halloween Cards
to my very special senior pals

 Happy SPOOKTASTICAT Halloween!

Be safe, have a funtasticat time and make it

a nonCATastrophic event!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Buona Pasqua And Happy Easter Too To You

Me and Myself are in meowvalous disguise to welcome

the visiting Signore Wabbit when he arrives for Easter.
Dontcha think I look like his hippity hoppity happy brofur? 

 Getting kind of  EGG-static this week! Hoorayzatini!

 Holy cannoli! I see eggs eggs and more eggs 

in my future this week ... purrrpondering if I can
play hockey with them!

 Psst .. this is my Staff who I invite to join Me & Myself
at my job, my Animal Assisted Therapy job.

Been on the job 12 years of my Man Cat life to

 be with my special needs seniors who make me purr.

 Pssst again ..... it's kind of ducky and I'm lucky to be wearing
my Easter Tie cuz it's special,  just like my 32 special senior pals are.

 Buona Pasqua - hey dats EyeTailyun for Happy Easter!

And Me & Myself are ready to meet and greet

Signore Bunny soon.

Catzowey! My lil sisfur Grappa is feeling 

Easterish.  Watch out world! 

She's not named Grappa for nothing! Hee hee hee!

Buona Pasqua, Happy Everything
and cheers to you having a non-catastrophic week.

AND thanks for being my Catzowey friend!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty