PURRRfect Time To Play Ball

 

Well Take ME and MYSELF out to dat ballpark!

But being up up up here at the Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe

I’ve got dat birdies eye view of my City By The Bay

Holy Cannoli - I used my MasterCat Card to buy a ticket with a closer view! 

Up here in the Heavenly place we have no limit on charging to our cards...

Wouldn’t you? 

And looks like I forgot to roll my mancat fur off my hat ... dangzatini! 

Looking like a cat been sleeping on my hat Or is it a Cat In My Hat?

Pssst ... it’s the rocking and rolling Baseball look - kinda hip hopster

dontcha think?

My super Giant friends made this Baseball card for me

so so so many years ago when I was playing ball in my hey day!

Do ya think it might be sold on e-Bay for 

a catzillion bucks?

Look at ME & MYSELF meeting & greeting the 

San Francisco Giants mascot LouSeal 10 years ago 

Dontcha think LouSeal was over the moon to meet me? Hee Hee

So Folks - I loves ya so so so much 

And as always I’m wishing you a NonCATastrophic week

Remember it’s September, a fine time to chase a ball till October then

ball chasing time is UH-OH-ver!!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It’s Time For Lil Saint Nick’s Cwismas Message

`Twas the night before Christmas, 

and all through the house

all the creatures were stirring, 

including the mouse

And all of the animals - the birds and the cats

Awaiting the Big Guy 

(you know: white beard and a sack)

They nibbled the treats, set out with great care

Careful to avoid getting milk in their hair

Then they stretched on the carpet, 

and lounged on the couch,

“He’s late,” they complained,

“that lazy old slouch!”

They had a proposal they wanted to place

To Mr. Claus himself, direct to his face

Yet as the night lingered, sleep was their escape

Except for one kitten climbing the drapes

She’d napped most of the day 

and was now fully alert

(‘Though covered with schmutz, 

some dark chimney dirt)

She finally saw him, black boots from the flume

White beard, big tummy: 

jolly you-know-old-who

He ho-ho’d quite gently, 

asked had she been good

“Skip the pleasantries,” she responded, 

“if we just could."

We’ve something to ask, a bit of a favor:

A change to your flight plans, 

one we hope you might savor

Instead of the trinkets, bright baubles and toys,

Deliver us, dear Santa, to good girls and boys

There are so many of us homeless, 

in the sanctuary we sit

Use Christmas magic,

In your red sack we’ll fit.”

Santa was touched by this most wondrous plan

But some things, he knew, were out of his hands:

For the answer to the crisis of pet homelessness

Requires a change in human consciousness

So he and that kitten now face us and plead:

Please value these lives, 

it’s the coming year’s need

Respect them and love them, 

treat them like treasure

They’ll return those sweet gifts 

many times beyond measure

And in some Christmas future, 

we hope for a true holiday

Every Lanai cat has a person for play

And to love them, yes, and to honestly care:

Then true Christmas for all, 

for all a family to share.

Brought to Us By Our Friends at

Lanai Cat Santuary on the Island of Lanai in Hawaii

Composed by Board Member, Mr. Ken White

My Sistah Grappa is smitten for Lanai Cat Sanctuary Kitties

I feels full of Aloha-ha-ha spirit when I 

thinks of all my friends at the Lanai Cat Sanctuary

In true Hawaiian, here’s my MELE KELIKIMAKA 

And a Buon Natale too!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Count Dracucatula Has Arrived

CATZOWEY!

It's Halloween week and I wanna  tell ya

we izza all dressing up and down and all around for this

SPOOKtacular week!

 It's my lil Sis #NoGrappaNO  known as "Grappa" with bat wings!
Holy cannoli

She can fly without those wings and should be flying with the 

molto famoso High Flying Wallenda family!

 WOWza MEOWza - it's me and myself

with the lil Day of the Dead skelecat  cuz 

we gonna be celebrating it too . 

The Day of the Dead is coming up soon! Yup

Uh Huh

Last year when I visited my very special senior pals

at The ARC OF SAN FRANCISCO SENIORS DAY CARE PROGRAM, 

Me and  myself dressed up as a Hawaiian Tourist with Staff.
Yup I did but I forgot my camera around

my neck! Dangzatini! Just call me Sir Spam-A-Lotta!

CATZOWEY! My lil Sisfur Grappa is

kinda looking devilish .. but she is everyday!

PURRRHAPS I dress up this year as a Biz

PURRRRSON  getting ready for my 1st IPO - got my
Work tie on and Wall Street would love dat! 

 Always Doggone Great to have furiends in high places 

like The Pooch Pope!

  My Man Cat EyeTailYun eyes see dat 

masked man in back of me! Yup uh huh

I do! BOO!

On October 31st Me and Myself & Staff gonna be
at The ARC passing out abundacat Halloween Cards
to my very special senior pals

 Happy SPOOKTASTICAT Halloween!

Be safe, have a funtasticat time and make it

a nonCATastrophic event!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Promoting Voting Cuz I Connote It's Time To Vote

CATZOWEY!
Itza Election time again in the USA on 4 November 2014. Hmmmzatini I'ma purrrpondering all these giganticat ballots before my paws head to the voting place.

Brought in the lil sisfur Grappa to help figure out all the catOHstrophic ballot stuff and sheeza pawing her way through them - hope she finishes before Election Day.

MEOWZA WOWZA! Lil sisfur Grappa looking at all the issues from different angles. That's good !

Me and Myself got exhaustacatted trying to figures out the ballots so reached for my organicat nip carrot.  Bamzatini passed out right in the middle of purrpondering what to votes on. Yep Uh Huh it's for sure!

Our voting ballot books are more giganticat than a Cwismus holly dazed catalogue. So dontcha worry cuz Me & MYself and lil sisfur Grappa confused to the meowximum too! Hoorayzatini youza not alone in ballet confusion! Oopsatini I means ballot confusion  .. Hee Hee Hee!

Now you knows we wishes you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty