Ho Ho HO & Ha Ha Ha In a Heavenly Meowvalous Way

Ho Ho Ho and Ha Ha Ha-  The Holly Dazed Memories Really Rock

Here we go...down fabtastic meowmory lane

Pawsatively it’s me and Santy Paws! 

Holy Cannoli!

It’s me and My Staff on Cwismus Eve 2010

Dats me as a super duper well behaving Smitten Kitten & 

My lil bro Yolo with our Momma Baci not behaving

HO HO HO and maybe a catOHstrophic HA HA HA
.

 

Some of us dudes grow beards at this time of the year

even up in Heaven where we doesn’t have to shave.

There is no heavenly beard cream up here,

only Heavenly Catpuccino Cream.

Ahhhh.... 

Cwismus is a good time to reflect on merry ol’ times 

with the merry ol’ jolly guy.

Here’s me and myself meeting Santy Paws 3 years ago at my

job .. yup uh huh my job for 14 years as Animal Assited Therapy guy,

passing out Cwismus cards and gifts from kind folks to special folks.

I loved my 14 years of delivering the gifts 

& cards from all of you to my very Special Senior pals and

I’d dress up in fine feline festive fashion.

It’s me and my Staff with my lil

brofur YOLO in 2008 on our Cwismus card which

had something to do with playing ball, not green & red at all.

We boys were told  “look into dat Camera” so we did!

It's waaay back in 2006!

It’s me at 1 years old on our furry 1st Cwismus card.

Staff is looking so goofy, while momma Baci 

is purrrondering this moment & they’s got me dressed

up as mini meowster elfie!

My Staff and me always dressed up together to 

visit the special seniors at The ARC of San Fran. 

Still makes me purr thinking about our terrificat

Team Guido times...yup uh huh.

                                        

Me & Myself are EyeTailYun and someone nice made me this

 Cwismus Stocking dat I loves so so so much.

It’s da Boot Of Italy with my name so Santy Paws can fill it

with Sicilian sardines & cappuccino catnip cookies.

Merry Meowvalous Cwismas Wishes From me & myself to you!

I wishes you a nonCatastrophic Holly Daze time. 

And psssst up here in Heaven I will have my keen cat eyes on ya

Be safe my friends -  I’m always & furever watching right over ya!

 BUON NATALE 

(dats EyeTailYun for Merry Cwismus) 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

It’s Time For Lil Saint Nick’s Cwismas Message

`Twas the night before Christmas, 

and all through the house

all the creatures were stirring, 

including the mouse

And all of the animals - the birds and the cats

Awaiting the Big Guy 

(you know: white beard and a sack)

They nibbled the treats, set out with great care

Careful to avoid getting milk in their hair

Then they stretched on the carpet, 

and lounged on the couch,

“He’s late,” they complained,

“that lazy old slouch!”

They had a proposal they wanted to place

To Mr. Claus himself, direct to his face

Yet as the night lingered, sleep was their escape

Except for one kitten climbing the drapes

She’d napped most of the day 

and was now fully alert

(‘Though covered with schmutz, 

some dark chimney dirt)

She finally saw him, black boots from the flume

White beard, big tummy: 

jolly you-know-old-who

He ho-ho’d quite gently, 

asked had she been good

“Skip the pleasantries,” she responded, 

“if we just could."

We’ve something to ask, a bit of a favor:

A change to your flight plans, 

one we hope you might savor

Instead of the trinkets, bright baubles and toys,

Deliver us, dear Santa, to good girls and boys

There are so many of us homeless, 

in the sanctuary we sit

Use Christmas magic,

In your red sack we’ll fit.”

Santa was touched by this most wondrous plan

But some things, he knew, were out of his hands:

For the answer to the crisis of pet homelessness

Requires a change in human consciousness

So he and that kitten now face us and plead:

Please value these lives, 

it’s the coming year’s need

Respect them and love them, 

treat them like treasure

They’ll return those sweet gifts 

many times beyond measure

And in some Christmas future, 

we hope for a true holiday

Every Lanai cat has a person for play

And to love them, yes, and to honestly care:

Then true Christmas for all, 

for all a family to share.

Brought to Us By Our Friends at

Lanai Cat Santuary on the Island of Lanai in Hawaii

Composed by Board Member, Mr. Ken White

My Sistah Grappa is smitten for Lanai Cat Sanctuary Kitties

I feels full of Aloha-ha-ha spirit when I 

thinks of all my friends at the Lanai Cat Sanctuary

In true Hawaiian, here’s my MELE KELIKIMAKA 

And a Buon Natale too!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Are Ya Feeling The Holly Days Or Dazed By The Holidays?

 

Catzowey! I hear it's dat time of the Year for Ho Ho Ho’ing and Ha Ha Ha’ing! It's fur sure ya don’t wanna stress out. Ya wanna enjoy being Holly Dazed with all the meowvalous things you and yourself are doing and not doing during these non meowvalously normal holidays.

. 

No chance am I rapping, dats normal, but it’s for sure 

I’m unwrapping.

Cwismas is the purrfecto time to hug - but dangzatini 

we gots dat Covid creep keeping us from hugging.

Up on the tree top I’ma gonna hop hop hop ...

It’s for sure I’ma not gonna stop stop stop!

Do you hear what I hear?

There’s a star, yup uh huh supposed to be a super shiny star in the East 

UP UP UP there somewhere so gonna follow dat star, yup I are.

Absoluticatically meeting & greeting Signore Santa is the mostest 

meowvalous part of being Holly Dazed & dats normal! 

Kinda like my being super duper star struck when I met Morris the Cat.... 

oopsatini I means when Morris met me!

Don’t Monkey around this Holly Dazed season!

Frosty dat Snowyman, Rudolfo dat Reindeer and Me & Myself all are

feeling Holly Dazed and sending abundacat Meowy Cwismas wishes

to you, yup YOU!

Pssst .... remember to put some sardines, impurrrted cheese,

 a creamy cannoli & cool chianti out on Cwismas Eve when you goes 

nighty night cuz Santy Paws is gonna be dropping by and he

sure gonna needs some goodies to rev him up for the next stop.

Buon Natale - hey dats EyeTailYun for Merry Cwismas!

Amore,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

HO HO HO & SOME HA HA HA

CATZOWEY!

If you been catnapping a lot then you forgot 

Cwismus is coming soon which means it's almost

time to mingle and jingle some bells.

 And it's dat time of the year to topple

a tree too!

Fa La La Ha Ha Ha - I'm decked out

for some meowvalous cat caroling.

 Lil Sisfur Grappa has herself in the Buon Natale mood too

and it's for sure Santy Paws is probably gonna fill her

Cwismus stocking with lil lumps of coal! Yup uh huh

cuz Grappa's deeeestruction business has been busy

in 2019.

 While Grappa's been destructing stuff I been out & about on my

Animal Assisted Therapy job spreading love & getting purrs doing

constructive stuff not deeeeestructive stuff like Grappa.

 

 Holy Cannoli!

She's stolen MY shirt !!!!

Buon Natale, Happy everything & Merry meowvalous

wishes to wonderful YOU.

Psssst ...  can ya keeps a secret?

I'm heading to The North Pole to work with the 

giganticat Elf who makes da toys for girls & boys!

Buon Natale! Dats why I gots my Elf hat on !

Amore & Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty