Are Ya Feeling The Holly Days Or Dazed By The Holidays?

 

Catzowey! I hear it's dat time of the Year for Ho Ho Ho’ing and Ha Ha Ha’ing! It's fur sure ya don’t wanna stress out. Ya wanna enjoy being Holly Dazed with all the meowvalous things you and yourself are doing and not doing during these non meowvalously normal holidays.

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No chance am I rapping, dats normal, but it’s for sure 

I’m unwrapping.

Cwismas is the purrfecto time to hug - but dangzatini 

we gots dat Covid creep keeping us from hugging.

Up on the tree top I’ma gonna hop hop hop ...

It’s for sure I’ma not gonna stop stop stop!

Do you hear what I hear?

There’s a star, yup uh huh supposed to be a super shiny star in the East 

UP UP UP there somewhere so gonna follow dat star, yup I are.

Absoluticatically meeting & greeting Signore Santa is the mostest 

meowvalous part of being Holly Dazed & dats normal! 

Kinda like my being super duper star struck when I met Morris the Cat.... 

oopsatini I means when Morris met me!

Don’t Monkey around this Holly Dazed season!

Frosty dat Snowyman, Rudolfo dat Reindeer and Me & Myself all are

feeling Holly Dazed and sending abundacat Meowy Cwismas wishes

to you, yup YOU!

Pssst .... remember to put some sardines, impurrrted cheese,

 a creamy cannoli & cool chianti out on Cwismas Eve when you goes 

nighty night cuz Santy Paws is gonna be dropping by and he

sure gonna needs some goodies to rev him up for the next stop.

Buon Natale - hey dats EyeTailYun for Merry Cwismas!

Amore,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

Guido's Glamorama Guide For A Vivacious Valentine's Day

Catzowey! 

 It's the time of the year, yep uh huh it really is, when I gotta

figure out what hue of red to wear, what purrfecto petals to pick 

and where to share my purrs galore & more. It's funtastic 

and we all needs a guide to follow or we miss Valentine's Day fun!

 

 It really is funtastic and feline fine to start with selecting

the petals to send dat special someone, and ya gotta get

right up close to inspectacat them purrfectlty cuz you're

paying for them with your MasterCat card and they gotta

be purrfecto.

 Me & Myself takes flower inspection seriously

cuz Valentine's Day is not the day to goof - nope 

no goofing or Signore Cupid gonna sting you with dat

bow and arrow gizmo in the wrong spot.

Purrhaps you're feeling a little daffy

and wanna select these kinda mellow

yellow petals instead of inky dinky pinky petals.

Pssst - dontcha forget this!   Ya gotta find the purrrfecto card,

and card shopping can put you right into a catnap cuz ya gotta

open and read all da mushy words to select the purrfecto card.

 My Lil Sisfur Grappa opticats for just sending her 

colorful calico heart to her favorito Valentine - no

petals, no treats, no card.

 All of a sudden everything is coming up inky dinky pinkie 

and red like roses!

 Back to selecting da card! 

Catzowey! Some cards are giganticat sized so you can 

send oodles of kitty hugs and abundacat love in them - yep its for sure.

  It's meowvalous if you have Staff like me, you can have your 

Staff take you anywhere on Valentine's Day. My Staff will

be joining me and my 35 special needs senior pals where

I has my Anipal Assisted Therapy job for 10 years. Hoorayzatini 

I'm gonna be busy busy passing out a catzillion Valentines to everybody!

Psssst ... this is my purrrsonal favorite Glamorama

Guide tip for a vivacious Valentine's Day:
wear something meowvalously funtastic!

Sending you my Italian Mancat love and oodles of big kitty hugs 

this February 14th.

Psssst.... I send all that to you everyday cuz you're special and

 February 14th is just 1 day of the catzowey year!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

I'm Being Seen In A Sea Of Green - That's What I Think I Mean

Catzowey! What's I really mean is I'm dressing kind of Irish 

in my EyeTailYun furdora cuz it's the week dat everybody 

on da Planet wants to be Irish - yep uh huh.

When St. Patrick's Day rolls around, I roll around in my

Tie closet cuz my paws wanna find my favorito  Irish Tie.

Definitely I'm not wearing my Columbus Day Tie this week!

Holy Irish Cat Eyes! My lil sisfur Grappa IS

wearing her Columbus Day outfit - No Grappa NO!

No shammy rocks in my pockets but this will let everybody know it's for sure ....

I'm Irish this week!

Everybody is wearing the green! Even the

Famous Parrots of Telegraph Hill 

are looking for a lil Irish snacks.

 I found myself a 'wee Irish mug'.

And I'm stunned cuz it's really inky 
WEE dinky and WEEdiculous! 

Hey - it's the Feast of St Patrick so bring on the 

taters and corny beef.

Wishing you a mostest meowvalous March 

and a super St. Paddy's Day filled with abundant 

kitty hugs !

CIAO and MEOW

GUIDO the Italian-Irish Kitty