Are Ya Feeling The Holly Days Or Dazed By The Holidays?

 

Catzowey! I hear it's dat time of the Year for Ho Ho Ho’ing and Ha Ha Ha’ing! It's fur sure ya don’t wanna stress out. Ya wanna enjoy being Holly Dazed with all the meowvalous things you and yourself are doing and not doing during these non meowvalously normal holidays.

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No chance am I rapping, dats normal, but it’s for sure 

I’m unwrapping.

Cwismas is the purrfecto time to hug - but dangzatini 

we gots dat Covid creep keeping us from hugging.

Up on the tree top I’ma gonna hop hop hop ...

It’s for sure I’ma not gonna stop stop stop!

Do you hear what I hear?

There’s a star, yup uh huh supposed to be a super shiny star in the East 

UP UP UP there somewhere so gonna follow dat star, yup I are.

Absoluticatically meeting & greeting Signore Santa is the mostest 

meowvalous part of being Holly Dazed & dats normal! 

Kinda like my being super duper star struck when I met Morris the Cat.... 

oopsatini I means when Morris met me!

Don’t Monkey around this Holly Dazed season!

Frosty dat Snowyman, Rudolfo dat Reindeer and Me & Myself all are

feeling Holly Dazed and sending abundacat Meowy Cwismas wishes

to you, yup YOU!

Pssst .... remember to put some sardines, impurrrted cheese,

 a creamy cannoli & cool chianti out on Cwismas Eve when you goes 

nighty night cuz Santy Paws is gonna be dropping by and he

sure gonna needs some goodies to rev him up for the next stop.

Buon Natale - hey dats EyeTailYun for Merry Cwismas!

Amore,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

 

Tis The Start Of A Season To Have A Reason

Well jingle my EyeTailYun jewels - oopsatini I means ring my swell bells cuz I hears music in the stores playing "Let It Snow, Let It Snow." SO let's go figure out what we duzn't know.

 Tis the season to have a reason to ask yurself  after a whole giganticat year, "why did I tangle uppa those Cwismus lights last year in a hurry and furry?" Well, I don't know!

 But I do know itza the purrfecto time to chime in and speak uppa with where youza wants to put dat 1st ornament! Yep uh huh, itza fur shure dat inspectacatting da tree in a doggone good pawzishun is right and the branches gotta be tight or they're not right for .... Branch Walking!

Bamaztini! No chillaxing at this time of the Year cuz once you knows yur Tree branches can hold ya, then you gotta  hang all the ornamentos! Holy Cannoli youza gonna be ready for an EyeTailYun HollyDaze cocktail or purrhaps a double shot of Catzowey espresso! Remember, it's the start of  a Season to have a a Reason ... so go fur it!

NOW I gotta figures out how to hang my Cwismus Stocking.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week & we'll cat chat soon!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty