December 22, 2019


If you been catnapping a lot then you forgot 
Cwismus is coming soon which means it's almost
time to mingle and jingle some bells.

 And it's dat time of the year to topple
a tree too!

Fa La La Ha Ha Ha - I'm decked out
for some meowvalous cat caroling.

 Lil Sisfur Grappa has herself in the Buon Natale mood too
and it's for sure Santy Paws is probably gonna fill her
Cwismus stocking with lil lumps of coal! Yup uh huh
cuz Grappa's deeeestruction business has been busy
in 2019.

 While Grappa's been destructing stuff I been out & about on my
Animal Assisted Therapy job spreading love & getting purrs doing
constructive stuff not deeeeestructive stuff like Grappa.

 Holy Cannoli!
She's stolen MY shirt !!!!

Buon Natale, Happy everything & Merry meowvalous
wishes to wonderful YOU.

Psssst ...  can ya keeps a secret?
I'm heading to The North Pole to work with the 
giganticat Elf who makes da toys for girls & boys!
Buon Natale! Dats why I gots my Elf hat on !

Amore & Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

November 27, 2019

Friendsgiving & Thanksgiving Are Both Meowvalous

Catzowey! Looks like I've a Pilgram kitty relative who might have been
 on dat Meowvalous Mayflower ship abundacat years ago!

 Me & Myself loves loves Pasghetti & Meatballs but birds of a feather do flock together
so I adds some feathers to make my guest of honor, Signore Turkey, feel right at home.

Waaay back when I was dat inky dinky smitten kitten, I ordered
the EyeTailYun pizza pie for Thanksgiving cuz I didn't have the 
guest of honor cuz he was flying somewhere out of town.

Holy Cannoli! After Me & Myself consumed dat giganticat Pizza Pie, I reached for my Yogi Tea. Yup downward dog with soothing organicat ginger to calm my man cat tummy 
always does the trick!

 If youza not having Signore Turkey or Pizza Pie for Friendsgiving or 
Thanksgiving ya might wanna do vegie-cataterian. I mean Go Green!

I'm curious as a cat to know why Signore Turkey is looking so pale! 
He's been outside for awhole year in the sunny rays.

Colorful Catzowey! It's the purrrfecto day to shout out I wishes you a super
Friendsgiving Day all week long cuz youza my awesome pawesome Friend.

 Hee Hee Hee! It's not an imposter - it's Me and Myself with my doggone 
good pal. Shhh don't tell anybody but I forgot to put on my Pilgrim Pants!

Happy Thanksgiving too and pssst ... almost time for me to start saying

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

October 27, 2019

Count Dracucatula Has Arrived

It's Halloween week and I wanna  tell ya
we izza all dressing up and down and all around for this
SPOOKtacular week!

 It's my lil Sis #NoGrappaNO  known as "Grappa" with bat wings!
Holy cannoli
She can fly without those wings and should be flying with the 
molto famoso High Flying Wallenda family!

 WOWza MEOWza - it's me and myself
with the lil Day of the Dead skelecat  cuz 
we gonna be celebrating it too . 
The Day of the Dead is coming up soon! Yup
Uh Huh

Last year when I visited my very special senior pals
Me and  myself dressed up as a Hawaiian Tourist with Staff.
Yup I did but I forgot my camera around
my neck! Dangzatini! Just call me Sir Spam-A-Lotta!

CATZOWEY! My lil Sisfur Grappa is
kinda looking devilish .. but she is everyday!

PURRRHAPS I dress up this year as a Biz
PURRRRSON  getting ready for my 1st IPO - got my
Work tie on and Wall Street would love dat! 

 Always Doggone Great to have furiends in high places 
like The Pooch Pope!

  My Man Cat EyeTailYun eyes see dat 
masked man in back of me! Yup uh huh
I do! BOO!

On October 31st Me and Myself & Staff gonna be
at The ARC passing out abundacat Halloween Cards
to my very special senior pals
 Happy SPOOKTASTICAT Halloween!
Be safe, have a funtasticat time and make it
a nonCATastrophic event!

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

September 1, 2019

It's September & A Catzowey Time To Remember

Catzowey Catzowey! I was inky dinky in September 2006.

 Then in 2008 me & my bigger self went to Hollywood 
to be on a TeeVee show called Think Like a Cat and
look at dat meowvalous host, Signore Chuck Woolery
meeting and greeting me in my private studio shower! Do
ya see me in the preview?

 Here's the stage where my Staff and other Staffs were.
OMC! Do ya  think we Meowwsters are 
gonna race dat track?
I think a Producer/Director didn't have a cat 
otherwise they'd never ever think this game up! 

Signore Chuck was ecstaticat to do Eskimo
greeting ala nose hugs -  but weeza in Hollywood
not Alaska!

Me and Myself don't get crabby often!

2011 I ends up being in the meowvalous Morris the Cat calendar!
He's a Celebricat for sure and an amazing Meowster!

Catzowey mates! I'm down under in Australia
wearing the infamous Jacaru hat and looking for
jumping (not boxing)  Kangaroos - woo hoo!

Pssst.. you know Me & Myself are EyeTailYun so
we loves the glass full and can eye ya too - woo hoo!

Life is meowvalous when Cat Daddy Jackson Galaxy holds ya
and says " Youza never ever gonna be on my show
cuz youza PURRfecto" .

THEE bestest thing in life is being at my Animal Assisted Therapy job
 with my very special senior pals - they sure make me purr.

Now I wishes you a mostest meowvalous month
and make it a NonCatAstrophic one.

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

July 3, 2019

Pawsative Feline Fashionistacat Fourth Of July 2019

Me & Myself are EyeTailYun for sure BUT it's for sure we
loves an event to celebrate anything so here I go 
cuz it's Fourth of July funtasticat time to bring out
some stripes and stars too.

Bringing out the Red Whites and Blues too
Do I looks like the Church lady? Hee hee hee

 Flag furling & unfurling is my favorito thing this week as 
it's easy peasy and no purrrrressing is needed.

 Health Note:
Gotta keep an eye or 2 on the grill and use your
flag to purrrrtect your feline self from the sun
and the tuna burgers that are flaming.

 Wowza Meowza - looks like everybody is happy
to see my feline fashionistacat self this week!

Nothing finer than being on the Animal Assisted Therapy
Job where my very special seniors make me purr so much
today and everyday.

WOWza MEOWza - this painting of me rocked my paws today
on July 3rd!
 I visited my very special 31 seniors and wore my
4th of July Fashionistacat  scarf too. Ohhhh they makes me purr!
WOWza MEOWza this man made  a painting of me - YAY
Dontcha love love love it?

Being on the Job any day is meowvalous cuz I loves being on
the job but today is purrrfecto.
 I gets hugs and my mancat purr masheen revs up on high motor level!
Lucky me

If youza in the USA like me, I wishes you the mostest
nonCATtastrophic 4th of July - be safe, hope it's full of love
and fun and sunny rays and some fabtastic foods too! 


GUIDO the Italian Kitty

May 24, 2019

Party Time For Guido's 13th Birthday - Holy Cannoli!

I'm really turning 13 on 
Sunday May 26th 2019 and I'm 
ready to party hearty! Join me and let's celebrate!

Yup uh huh this is me 13 years ago - kinda cute 
dontcha think? HEE HEE HEE

Me & Myself loves to party 
This is my cake waaaay back when I turned
the Terrible Two! Still acting like Terrible Two and 
happy cat about it.

Pssst .. I'm exhaustacatted after my 5th birthday party

Purring cuz I've had my birthday parties every
year for 12 years with the amazing wonderful super
duper special seniors where I do my Animal Assisted
Therapy job for 12 years - yup been on the job all 
my life. Working as a happy cat

Nothing finer than getting hugs on your birthday
or on any day really.

Hoorayzatini - she's so happy to see me 
at my Animal Assisted Therapy Job & I'm
ecstaticat to see her too!

I'm asking for the mostest meowvalous13th Birthday prezzie.
Just $1 for each year I've been on the Planet
It goes to the City of San Francisco Pound - yup uh huh like in 
not a fun spot.. but I made it out and others will too thanks to your 
birthday prezzie


Wishing you a Non CatAstrophic week and
Paws Up for a Catzowey Year!
Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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