It's Time To See A Sea Of Green - Happy Almost St Paddy's Day

Catzowey and Top O' the Morning Catzowey to you too! 

From Me & Myself Guido MacPasta

 My sistah Grappa is getting herself into the Sea O' Green Week festivities 

and she's known as Grappa MacNaughty cuz, well she's a little bit naughty
every day not just St Paddy's Day! 

 Okey dokey it's not so green but I mean to tell ya this cuz well yes its 

kinda true I hear .... leave it to the ladies!

YUP the humans say everybody has a little Irish DNA in them

and I guess my Italian man cat self does too.

It's OK to not just wear the green but have the natural green in your soul! Loving my latest pro photo from my pal of almost 14 years,  Mark Rogers Photography

Ciao and Meow and wishing you a  funtasticat St Paddy's Day week

Make it a NonCatastrophic week & squeeze in a few catnaps!

GUIDO The Italian Kitty

HO HO HO & SOME HA HA HA

CATZOWEY!

If you been catnapping a lot then you forgot 

Cwismus is coming soon which means it's almost

time to mingle and jingle some bells.

 And it's dat time of the year to topple

a tree too!

Fa La La Ha Ha Ha - I'm decked out

for some meowvalous cat caroling.

 Lil Sisfur Grappa has herself in the Buon Natale mood too

and it's for sure Santy Paws is probably gonna fill her

Cwismus stocking with lil lumps of coal! Yup uh huh

cuz Grappa's deeeestruction business has been busy

in 2019.

 While Grappa's been destructing stuff I been out & about on my

Animal Assisted Therapy job spreading love & getting purrs doing

constructive stuff not deeeeestructive stuff like Grappa.

 

 Holy Cannoli!

She's stolen MY shirt !!!!

Buon Natale, Happy everything & Merry meowvalous

wishes to wonderful YOU.

Psssst ...  can ya keeps a secret?

I'm heading to The North Pole to work with the 

giganticat Elf who makes da toys for girls & boys!

Buon Natale! Dats why I gots my Elf hat on !

Amore & Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Tis The Season For Some Ha Ha Ha & Some Ho Ho Ho

Catzowey! It's Cwismus time and I went out this

week to meet & greet the real really Santa in 

purrrson! He's smiling and didn't show any

stress from his busy week

He rocks to the Meowximum

Holy Cannoli - My EyeTailYun self has dressed up

in fine Holly Dazed fashion to visit my very

special seniors where I have my job as an

#AnimalAssistedTherapy cat  yup uh huh.

Hmmmmzatini! I'm trying to give Santy some

Santy Hat competition - what's you think?

Oh My Golly Ya gotta do the Fa La La Feline Chant Nowza Meowza

 Hmmzatini - I seem to be in love with Missus Claus

and blame it on my being EyeTailYun - cuz

we loves loves loves the ladies! Psst it's the time

of the Year to spread hugs!

Dontcha tell anybody but this is my 2010

chillaxing & relaxing on the Tree branches.

In my youngun days I was a wild child!

Pssst  It''s me and my sister Grappa  doing the Holly Dazed Pose. 

Buon Natale! That's EyeTailYun for 

Merry Christmas and I got my EyeTailYun

stocking ready for Santy Paws to fill

Me and Myself wishes you a meowvalous non-catastrophic

Holly Daze.  Be safe and warm and just know I love you and ya 

don't need to be doing Cwismus events cuz we all don't need

that stuff.  You are adored... yup uh huh you are! Buon Natale 

my friend!

Ciao & Meow & Buon Natale!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Look - I'm In A Book

Catzowey! I got booked but not in the way

you thinks you get booked normally. 

Paws UP to this funtasticat lil book 

REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF MY CAT HAS TAUGHT ME

Look - it's me on page 100

Yup uh huh - I see it's says "Add whimsy to the world" so I guess

that's what I'm doing in a whimsical meowvalous way in between 

my catnaps and my job - yup I'm in year 11 of my Animal

Assisted Therapy job and no sign of retiring.

Me & Myself are melting over being in this lil book.

Pssst - can you keeps a secret and not let the cat out of the bag?  

I been booked before way back in 2008 when I appeared in 

 LUXURY FOR CATS

I was a lil smitten kitten then but it's a giant book so 

I look jumbo on the pages! Dats me hanging out on 2 pages!

 The LUXURY FOR CATS BOOK is so large

I can catnap on it - kinda luxurious.

Now I wish you a nonCatastrophic week and hope you sneak 

in some meowvalous catnapping time too! But be sure to buy a good book 

that makes you purr.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Cheers! Cuz The Holly Daze Are Here

Doesn't everybody dress up and step out when it's Holly Daze time?

Gotta get yurself into the spirit of da season and there is a reason...

Me & Myself was just telling my lil sisfur Grappa

the reason weeza in the season ..... It's Cwismus!

And nothing finer than a deeeziner 

Cwismus stocking from Italia.

Ohhh I loves loves loves my Italian stocking

and gonna hug it till Signore Santy Paws arrives.

Pssst do you think I should leave him a 

plate of dat Salami & Italian Cheesies  or a warm Catnip Cocktail?

AhTenZeeOhKnee - I told lil sisfur Grappa

the Holly Daze time makes me wanna get into

the Holly Daze stuff .... really into it!

Holy Cannoli! Trying to unwrap the ribbon roll

and roll it back up purrrfectly should be

a Winter Olympic sport!

Catzowey! Grappa and Me still feeling so so so Holly Dazed!

WOWZA MEOWZA!

  PAWS back to our 2010 Holly Daze card when 

I was dat smitten kitten!  Purrrrobably our all time

favorito card so we send it this year to favorito YOU with our

Buon Natale wishes (hey dats EyeTailYun for Merry Cwismus) for a 

warm & funtasticat Holly Daze and a molto bene

PURRRRfecto Mew Year 2016!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty & Lil Sisfur Grappa

EnviroCat On The Job

 

YOU yep YOU can help our Planet by always taking your shopping sack with you to dat super dooper market.

 When you takes your own shopping sack to go shopping, you can tie it nice with sparkle ribbon and everybody gonna be eyeing you at the store cuz your shopping sack has sparkling style!

The shop till you drop shopping bag can be recycled paper too (not just cloth). It can comes from your favorito EyeTailYun ristorante cuz that  bag has fine feline aromas of funtastic mozzarella cheesie stuff and impurrted sardines. Youza shopping and happy as a clam!

Shopping with yur recycled shopping bag izza always meowvalous and youza might meet a organicat Farmer at the Farmer's Market.

Catzowey! No way I can shop in meowvalous ManCat style with this inky dinky bag!

If I cannot find my recycled favorito shopping bag, well I starts singing

 "a tisket and a tasket, get me my shopping basket."

Wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Sneaky Peaky Into My Catzowey Life

Life is Catzowey when I'm walking on fine fur carpets and under tables di antiques to take a peaks at you and fun stuff too.

It's meowvalous to stretch every day and if you has a pal to stretch with like in a buddy system,  then stretching is more meowvalous than stretching solo.

 Life is Catzowey too when I'm angling about my sofa doing the dangling.

 And didja know when Me & MYself are lounging under that Steinway, weeza purrpondering composing some tunes -  like a duet or mewtet! (pssst can youza keeps a secret?? I'ma on an Animal Assisted Therapy job in this foto - yep uh huh I'm on the job but never catnapping on the job)

Everyday even when I'ma taking abundactnaps I continues to looks up up uppa in the Sky purrpondering why is my life so meowvalously CATZOWEY! And thatza sneaky peaky into my Catzowey life!

Now I wishes YOU a purrfectly nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Cat Chatting While Chatting About Cats

Catzowey Catzowey! There is nothing Me & Myself luvs more than cat chatting bout cats, well except 

purrusing fine artistacat books about cats.

 Well I tells you that I also gets ecstaticat with good books bout Pooches, like Carl
cuz heeza goes Shopping and purrobably never ever shops till his doggone great
self drops! 

Way back when Me & MYself was inky dinky and a smitten kitten, my momma Baci
taught me to always look up purroud,watch for artistacat things on the wall and keeps
my eyes open so I did and I do.

See! My cat eyes are meowvalously open looking for that art on the wall so I can cat chat about it.

Sometimes you gotta look at art from a different purrrspective.

Museums closed for artistacat enjoyment on Monday the 17th of February cuz if youza
living in the USA, you and yourself gonna be celebrating the Purrresidents Day Holiday
 honoring George Washington & Abraham Lincoln. I'ma feeling patrioticat and it's fur shure 
both Purrresidents purrobably had cats in their White Houses - yep uh huh!

Happy Purrrresidents Day to all in the USA and wishing all my Guido Global pals
a nonCATastrophic week too.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty