August 29, 2011

Getting Crabby With Irene

Trying to tell you exacticatically, yep uh huh, about my meeting and not great greeting with mean Irene.  I'ma catchatting about HurryCane Irene, the pawty crasher at  BlogPaws 2011 . It's the mostest meowvalous assemblage of animal bloggers - life is Catzowey with their blogging paws! And purrhaps even more Catzowey without HurryCane Irene!

Traveling cross country to a conference is good for my Man Cat appetito. When I arrives in a new City, I'm hungry, yep uh huh fur shure, I wanna eat at a local Dive to feel local.  Me & Myself took the plunge and dived into a tray of local Maryland crabs at Captain Pell's which was swell! But definicatically HurryCane Irene's swells were even bigger.

I meeted and greeted everybody at the doggone super BlogPaws confurence! Pssst come close, cuz I wanna tell youza secret. Dontcha tell anybody else but I'ma wearing the American flag cuz I wazza going to the Nashun's Capitol and I'ma purroud patrioticat.

In between the meeting and greeting fine folks and companies, we ate. Seems everybody enjoyed da New Yawk Cheesie Cake.

But the mostest meowvalous meowment for Me & Myself was being in the furry same room with the Rescue Ink founders, Big Ant and Joe Panz. They're EyeTailYuns! Meeting them was a 'pinch my paws am I dreaming' experience, and bamzatini my EyeTailYun self fainted smack on da floor. Thatza why Joe and Big Ant izza holding my bizziness cards, while someone else is reviving me with impurrted EyeTailYun sardine smelling salts from da ol' country.  If youza don't knows about Rescue Ink Redemption  youza gotta reads their web page.  Theyza my heros and theyza EyeTailYuns too!

FurEyeDay night in Virginia, Me & Myself opticatted to go out andza get hammered before the wild child HurryCane Irene arrived - cuz sheeza was on da path of travel directacatically to my confurence, and I tells you this was no blind date. Did a high dive again back at Captain Pel's for a mountain of more crabs.

I give up - I can't figure out why weeza needs a HurryCane Irene cuz there's nothing pawsative about her. She's a trouble maker, a jumbo sized wind masheen blowing da food off of my plate And not even da biggest bag of my favorito Greenies can stay on dat plate when she's around on the ground. Irene creates a bad fur day with a catzillion furizzies, and mean Irene can stop da trains and planes when youza wants to go on vakayshun. She fusses with the busses and Irene makes a Jolly Green Giant sized mess in the garden and doesn't clean up or even recycle. Sheeza just an old bag full of hot air. Arrividerci Irene!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week filled with abundacat good weather and soothing catnaps!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

August 22, 2011

Hydrocatically Speaking

    Oh no! It's the H-Two-Oh factor - which is the combination of meowvalous molecules that makes life Catzowey! What does H-Two-Oh spell? WATER and without water, our whiskers would never ever wiggle and our tongues would never jiggle, and we'd have abundacat wrinkles too premeowturely.
Absoluticatically, youza gonna have different times of the day and different situations when you want H-Two-Oh. And definicatically there are different ways youza gonna be enjoying da water, but thatza yur choice. Nobody izza ever ever gonna say "drink Water my way cuz it starts your day this way"!

Itza impurrtant dat youza always never uses the wrong kind of container fur yur water or yurself, yep uh huh, and this izza Me & Myself sitting scurried and worried in da bad container, called Styrofoam and youza never ever wants to have yur smitten kitten paws in this thing cuz itza PURRtroleum based, and causes cancer and is NOT recycled. WOWza MEOWza - 3 strikes youza out!

Nachurally speaking, there izza way to get good water from the plants - yep uh huh, itza fur shure cuz 98% of all plant materials contain pure water. Catzowey! There is a destructive and non-destructive method to getting da water out of the plants so be shure you investigates the correct method. I assures you this is NOT the scientificatically correct method! 

 Being an EnviroCat can be exhausting so itza suggested youza just kick back and relax-a-cat after you drinks yur healthy H-Two-Oh. When you're relaxed and revved uppa again, life is Catzowey!
Here's to a meowvalous week and make it a nonCATastrophic one.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

August 15, 2011

Kitty In The City - Life Is Catzowey!

Me & Myself are always angling and dangling for a Catzowey view. So weeza ecstaticat to share with you life as a City Kitty in da City of San Franfuncisco.  Pssst wanna here a secreto? Come close and admit it -  youza curious as a cat to know what is wiggling my City Kitty whiskers every day! So get yur double creamy Catpuccino ready, get comfurtable, relaxacat yur paws and we're off and running like a giganticat herd of turtles!

FURstly- youza gotta know, life is a puzzle when youza City Kitty living in the City and often the pieces to the Life Puzzle duzn't fit exacticatically. Datsa OK cuz thatza life as a City Kitty in the City.

Basta Pasta! Nothing more meowvalous than kicking back yur paws in the City and relaxacatting with a good book, and fur shure I luvs "Carl Goes Shopping" . Undoubtacatically, Me & Myself are thinking Carl should go shopping with my EyeTailYun self, to Meowlano Italy, fur a doggone cool deeziner shopping spree.

More than youza wanna knows, Me & Myself gotta be a TechnoCat every day, and fix da puter stuff. Exactly when it's time for my abundacatnaps, the wires conspires to make confusion for my office,so I has to get in back of the screaming streaming screen and be the fix it feline. Just call me a Man Cat At Work!

The Day izza never ever over with out being on Guard Cat Duty - like Brinks Cats at Work!  Gotta guard da baby brofur while heeza slumbercatting and snoozing cuz I'ma City Kitty kind of Man Cat at Work, yep uh huh fur shure.  And that leaves no time for my beloved abundacatnaps!

At the end of the Day as a City Kitty, I'ma basket case!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and hope itza PAWSative one!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

August 8, 2011

Camping Out When Fogged In

Foggy San Franfuncisco is my favorito place to be a City Kitty. Itza where Me &  Myself always slumber away the day, while the famous Fog is rolling by.

Being a savy camper cat means always taking my favorito pillow along on the trip. Itza more meowvalous than a pillow filled uppa with dat goose down.

When Me & Myself is fogged in and camping out, we just gotta have the EyeTailYun Nip Cigar along on the trip.

Catzowey! Itza a purroblem when youza camping out cuz youza fogged in and youza catnaps too long and bamzatini - youza got the dreaded Bed Head! Yep uh huh datsa when yur fur is all flat like a bad ravioli. Me & Myself always twavels with a catnister of Bed Head spray to keep it away!

Wishing you a fog free week and make it a nonCATastrophic one too.

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

August 1, 2011

Surprise! Guess Who's Arrived

CATZOWEY! Youza gotta believe it when I tells you August has arrived - today is really the 1st day of August which means we all gotta catnap quickly cuz soon the Holly Daze is arriving.  Wondering if you & yourself are in the know on the Historicatical Amewsing News that has happened on August 1st

Always, fur shure, the 1st week of August holds a speshule place in my EyeTailYun meowster heart cuz itza when I found my furever home. This ancient foto frum my nip laden dusty archives shows me on the left with a person of interest and my real geneticat sisfur, Aurelia, on da right with another person of interest. Me and the sisfur said Arrividerci bambini dat day on August 5th, 2006 cuz weeza selectacatted our favorito persons of interest. Yep uh huh, fur shure youza gonna say it's an ahhh meowment!

 Have you & yourself heard the global rumor circulating everywhere that I growed into my ears later in life? Dontcha believe it! 

When you've having a good time, the time terrificatically flies by like faster than da pizza dough grows.  And itza time to announce on August 1st this year, that I am completely comfy in my ears, finally at Fab Five!  Now puhleeze remember, chillaxing is a superbo way to wait fur your ears to grow up, and relaxing is a fine way to pass the day even if it's not the Guido way! 

 I wishes you the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week, and purrhaps youza has a fun idea about how to Pawty Hawty the 1st week of August - send your purrfecto ideas. Me & Myself luvs a speshule OKshun which the 1st week of August is fur shure - yep uh huh! 

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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