Terrific Time For A Purrfect TEN !

Hoorayzatini - I'll pass ya the custom made meowtini if you can 

guess who is turning the purrfect terrific 10? HINT HINT..

It's Bambino ME turning 10 this week!  

Remember, Me & Myself started out

 homeless on the Streets of San Francisco,

and dat furtunate day August 3, 2006 I found

my furever and ever home and passed out from 

all dat excitement of "being Home sweet Home".
Psssst -  I even got a mini man cat litter box

dat day! My first indoor plumbing!

In my growing up inky dinky early meowments, I became an

Envirocat keeping my cat eyes on water usage! 

(you should too!)

 And would ya believe dat Me & Myself went to

the giganticat Grace Cathedral one day to get blessed

on St. Francis Day by a nice lady, Dr. Jane Goodall.

Yup its for sure she held me in high esteem and said 

I wazza handsome dude with a future! 

Hee hee hee she made me purr.

 

Then things started getting fishy so I decided I 

needed a job! Yep uh huh a real job!

 So in 2007 I passed the test & got dat 

certification for being a real on the job

ANIMAL ASSISTED THERAPY CAT. This is me and

my pal Charlie on the job at the

seniors day care center - he's blind but he sees me

his way and I see him my way - we guys bond.

 And now with terrificat ten event on my
radar, Me and Myself have bonded with

da Sofa cuz I likes chillaxing 

and relaxing when I'm not on the job.

 Nothing more meowvalous then
being in da party mood! 
Get on board with me and let's PAWTY
cuz turning terrificat ten only happens
one time in da life even with 9 lives ! 

 Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Paws UP To Fleet Week In The City By the Bay In A Columbus Kind Of Way

Hoorayzatini! It's Fleet Week here in San Franfuncisco

and I'm honored to be the point purrrrson

of our Navy guys who rock and PURRRtect us.

ME & Myself feeling molto meowvalously EyeTailYun for 

sure today on Columbus day & the feline funtasticat 

Fleet Week! ALL in one week - CATZOWEY life

is so so so meowvalous. 

Yikes! I shrunk backwards when the Signore Christopher Columbus
gave Me & Myself a ManCat kiss.

Phew and MEW! After all the fantastical stuff, me and the lil Sisfur

Grappa popped into a place where dat bartender di giorno gave us the
paws UP and good catnip beers too! Pssst... weeza under age meowsters
but he didn't ask for our ID!

Yikes!  Lil Sisfur Grappa has got her No Grappa NO self 

into her own personal GRAPPA bottle! Nowza what do I do?

Purrrobably fly to HonoWooHoo -cuz I'm in the mood
to just have a MeowTai!  Hee hee hee!

YOU know I wish meowvalous YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

On The Job With Guido - Certified Therapy City Kitty

Catzowey! I'm ecstaticat to share pics of Me at MY job in San Franfuncisco.

Yep uh huh it's for sure I am purring at work - psssst ... some folks don't like their jobs but Me & MYself do cuz Animal Assisted Therapy rocks more than a Meowgarita Pizza Pie and is more fulfilling than a platter of Pasghetti n' Meatballs !

 Before my paws head out of the door to my Animal Assisted Therapy job I always hit the 

Coffee Pot first.

 Catzowey! Me & Myself believes in stretching before the job starts cuz I gotta get limbs limbered kind of like a catzowey downward dog.

Bamzatini! I'm on the job feeling purrrfectly relaxed when I looks into my speshule furiend's eyes. 

WOWza MEOWza being an Animal Assisted Therapy pet purrrvides ya abundacat kitty kisses and smooches galore and more.

Hmmmzatini! Me & MYself knows the power of the purr - yep uh huh itza for sure.

And some folks cannot see me but theyza feels my fur and straightens my work Tie, and theyza knows I'm purrrresent. Cuz I'ma EyeTailYun Man Cat on the job doing my Animal Assisted Therapy work. Works for me for sure.

IF youza knows someone whooza got patience and paws, check out venues in your local areas to help spread abundacat smiles, purrfecto loud purrs and some doggone great woofzatinis too.

Wishing YOU a most nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Getting Crabby With Irene

Trying to tell you exacticatically, yep uh huh, about my meeting and not great greeting with mean Irene.  I'ma catchatting about HurryCane Irene, the pawty crasher at  BlogPaws 2011 . It's the mostest meowvalous assemblage of animal bloggers - life is Catzowey with their blogging paws! And purrhaps even more Catzowey without HurryCane Irene!

Traveling cross country to a conference is good for my Man Cat appetito. When I arrives in a new City, I'm hungry, yep uh huh fur shure, I wanna eat at a local Dive to feel local.  Me & Myself took the plunge and dived into a tray of local Maryland crabs at Captain Pell's which was swell! But definicatically HurryCane Irene's swells were even bigger.

 

I meeted and greeted everybody at the doggone super BlogPaws confurence! Pssst come close, cuz I wanna tell youza secret. Dontcha tell anybody else but I'ma wearing the American flag cuz I wazza going to the Nashun's Capitol and I'ma purroud patrioticat.

In between the meeting and greeting fine folks and companies, we ate. Seems everybody enjoyed da New Yawk Cheesie Cake.

But the mostest meowvalous meowment for Me & Myself was being in the furry same room with the Rescue Ink founders, Big Ant and Joe Panz. They're EyeTailYuns! Meeting them was a 'pinch my paws am I dreaming' experience, and bamzatini my EyeTailYun self fainted smack on da floor. Thatza why Joe and Big Ant izza holding my bizziness cards, while someone else is reviving me with impurrted EyeTailYun sardine smelling salts from da ol' country.  If youza don't knows about Rescue Ink Redemption  youza gotta reads their web page.  Theyza my heros and theyza EyeTailYuns too!

FurEyeDay night in Virginia, Me & Myself opticatted to go out andza get hammered before the wild child HurryCane Irene arrived - cuz sheeza was on da path of travel directacatically to my confurence, and I tells you this was no blind date. Did a high dive again back at Captain Pel's for a mountain of more crabs.

I give up - I can't figure out why weeza needs a HurryCane Irene cuz there's nothing pawsative about her. She's a trouble maker, a jumbo sized wind masheen blowing da food off of my plate And not even da biggest bag of my favorito Greenies can stay on dat plate when she's around on the ground. Irene creates a bad fur day with a catzillion furizzies, and mean Irene can stop da trains and planes when youza wants to go on vakayshun. She fusses with the busses and Irene makes a Jolly Green Giant sized mess in the garden and doesn't clean up or even recycle. Sheeza just an old bag full of hot air. Arrividerci Irene!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week filled with abundacat good weather and soothing catnaps!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty