December 30, 2013

Ringy Ding Ring In 2014 - The New Mew Year

 Holy Cannoli itza almost time to welcome in the new Mew Year !

And Me & Myself are purrpondering purrcisely what pawty hat to wear when that giganticat crystal ball drops at the stroke of the Auld Lang Syne hour - could be the purrfecto hour to devour some Tuna Wheels with new years Nip topping.

Catzowey! If 2014 izza near, that means I'ma turning 8 this coming year!

Me & Myself might just sit out the festivities,  but here comes my mostest meowvalous happiest of happy New Mew Year wishes to special YOU! Pssst, you can humz along or sing Auld Lang Syne  with me right here.  Yep uh huh!

Now be shure you makes this new mew year a non CATastrophic one!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

December 23, 2013

Ho Ho HO Holly Dazed Photo Cards Frum Us To You

On the 4th day of some year before Cwismus my good friend Mark Rogers Photography gave to me, a meowvvalous Holly Dazed foto opportunity!

Then on the 3rd day of some year  before Cwismus we were told to not misbehave, cuz the fotographer was planning to make a Holly Dazed foto card we could always save.

 On the 2nd day of some year before Cwismus my brofur Yolo & Me got up in dat bamboo tree to wish you a tropicatical Holly Daze wearing our Hawaiian leis.

Then on the 1st day of last year sometime before Cwismus, Me & Myself and my Staff gathered for a Buon Natale (hey datza EyeTailYun for Merry Christmas) foto card feast cuz weeza purrroud EyeTailYuns, yep uh huh I tells ya that's for shure.

Now this year Me & Myself and my Staff saying you should start every day in a joyous fun and fabulous way.  For shure, weeza having da pizza pies and Furrrrench bubbly for our breakfast! Hey - where's my organicat nip cheese?

Always hoping Me & Myself  bring some cheer during the Year to YOU and wishing you a nonCATastrophic Holly Dazed week.

Amore! (pssst, thatza Italian for LOVE cuz I luvs luvs luvs youza)

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

December 16, 2013

Meowvalous Holly Dazed Moments With Guido the Italian Kitty

Itza the jingling and let's get mingling time of the year. So sending my good cheer and my mostest meowvalous moments of cruising my meowster self through the Holly Dazed time. Trust me - it  really can be feline fine!  Pssst - ya gotta be good and not naughty but nice cuz Santy Paws is checking his list, not once but TWICE!

Are you dreaming of a White Christmas but your tree is affected by dat global warming and izza shrinking and youza not drinking, so youza seeing mini meowster trees?

Holly by jolly!  I thinks Santy Paws left his lil red balls! Bring on the organicatnip!

 At least dat Santy Paws lets me cuddle and huddle with Signora Paws!  Ahhh meowvalous.

 And itza more meowvalous to have my EyeTailYun stocking ready for Signore Santy Paws cuz I knows I have been good good and more gooder - yep uh huh it's fur shure!

I wish you a most nonCATastrophic week and just remember, it's only December and soon weeza gonna do that midnight jumping fur joy thing & ring in a Mew Year together! 

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

December 9, 2013

By Golly It's Jolly Ho Ho Ho Time

Catzowey! Me & Myself just luvs luvs luvs this Ho Ho Ho time of the year. I'm into Holly Daze posing for my mostest favorito photographer Mark Rogers cuz we connects eye to eye and now you see why.

Nobody has the answer as to how they gets my EyeTailYun ears in this pawzishun!

Let's cat chat seriously about this Holly Dazed array of the Cwismus colors. Do youza think I'm looking feline festive cuz I thinks I'm wearing the colors of my home land "EyeTailYah"! Yep I tells ya that!

Now I tells you if youza having the jolly Holly Daze  Ho Ho Ho moment, youza must be saying "Lights, Camera ACTION!" So me and myself always got my cat eyes open for the right lights cuz I luvs dat camera action!

Hoorayzatini I see the lights fantasticat!

Sometimes I thinks it's simply meowvalous to be away from the lights and camera action, so gonna just cuddle with my inky dinky Ho Ho Ho Holly Daze Santy Paws Hat and wish YOU a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

December 1, 2013

Just Sit When It's Hiss Fit Time

Catzowey! Me & Myself believes in sitting things out when we feels a hiss fit rolling in on the horizon.

When itza raining cats and dogs (pssst - that puts me in a hiss fit cuz it frizzes my fur) I get the urge to kick back and kick em up, and just chillax on a warm rug being snug as a bug. Dontcha wanna know if I snores Man Cat style?

No hiss fits on my horizon when I'ma slumbering on my EyeTailYun deeziner blanket.
Standing on the sideline and sitting out the hiss fit can be purrtastic if youza selects the strong comfy chair - yep uh huh that's fur shure.

 No way youza ever gonna have a hiss fit if youza curled up in a purrfecto pawzishun dreaming of meowvalous times.

Now,  it's for sure I wish you a most nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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