ok Ok OK - So I'm Almost a Senior You Say?

Catzowey Catzowey Catzowey!

Here I am almost 9 years ago with my paws taking you waaaaay back
down my meowster meowmory lane .
It's for sure I cannot explain how come I'm so inky dinky and my ears so so so
giganticat! Must be a scientificat reason for this natural phenomenon

 WOWza MEOWza, I tells ya, I'ma smitten kitten here !
And this month of May I'm entering the OH NO I'M IN THE AGING ZONE
which calls for a double creamy catpuccino or a holy cannoli.

I'm traveling down  the meowmory lane cuz I'ma soon gonna be
having a Giganticat Birthday! 

Yep Uh HUH it's for sure

But now, you see I started at the early age to raise my paw
 (awake or slumbering)
when  I needed that AhTenZeeOHknee! Yep Uh Huh it's true.

My big smitten kitten ears would hear "hey the tub is full" SO I always
checked it out cuz I loves my tub of food full but CATZOWEY! 
This tub was not purrrcisely what I had in my meowster mind.

 Purrrsonally cat chatting with you .... this is my favorito cake
when I turned dat terrible two! But this month I'ma gonna be turning
FINE & NINE FINALLY & gotta giganticat PAWSatively great surprise
arriving for you.
Stay tuned!

Life is purrrreshus (don't catnap too much) and purrrfecto with
YOU being my meowvalous pal.

 I'm wishing YOU a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

How To Dress Up For Your Special Dinner Guest

Catzowey! Didja hear it's that fine Fall feathered time of the year when Me & MYself
invites a turkey to dinner ... yep the guest of honor youza could say, is being invited on
Thanksgiving Day and hoorayzatini - I'ma gonna be making him feel
welcome & speshule too.

 So, yep itza for sure my smitten kitten smart self is deeesguised to look just like my
fine feathered furiend whooza coming to dinner - dat way heeza feels at home and not
alone, yep uh huh.

 Every man bird has dat colorful fine feathered chest so I'ma purrracticing how to look dat
colorful in a man cat kind of way.

 Catzowey! My lil sisfur Grappa preening and careening her feathers too!

 Oh no Grappa NO! Dontcha go eating your Thanksgiving Day outfit !

Remember, November is the fine doggone great time to give thanks for
furiends - all kinds of furiends with fur, no fur and feathers too. Pssst, furiends don't
ever have to look alike to be furiends and thatza what makes our World goes round and
round and makes me purr.

Now you have a nonCATastrophic week and Me & Myself & lil sisfur Grappa
send abundacat kitty hugs to meowvalous you!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Purrrobably Tat Tuesday

CATZOWEY & meowza wowza! AND purrrhaps an ouchie! Someone luvs luvs luvs me so so so much theyza getting a Guido tat! Now this izza first in my 8 years on da Planet!

 Dontcha wonder why theyza didn't select this pose for the Tat? Well purrhaps cuz their arm not buffed up enough! Yep Uh Huh this pose needs a mighty meowscle and big bicep to tat upon cuz I'ma Man Cat large and in charge.

 Nowza I tells YOU, if theyza had selected this pic well yep uh huh, theyza  definitely could have have my meowster face Tatted on their inky dinky wrist that helps them lift their glass of da Vino. So many pawsabilities for Tats!

Pssst .. IF theyza Vegiecats theyza could have had this organicat tomato & Me and MYself tatted on their tummy too. Yep,  all in the name of sustainable vegies - dat works for my organicat self.

 Dontcha thinks this would be purrrfecto for the protein loving person in your life looking for an EGGstaticat healthy kind of purrrOHteen loving Tat!

So I hopes YOU tells Me & MYself which pic youza would put on your tat if youza ever gonna do dat.  Ratta tat tat weeza into dat fantastical fun on Tuesday.

Ciao & Meow!

Guido the Italian Kitty

Two Generations Of Acrobaticats

Catzowey! It's Me & Myself waaaay back 8 years ago and about 16 pounds smaller (Yep Uh HUH but I'ma big boned Man Cat!) and some things just never ever change - like the weather changes every meowment. But Acrobaticat stuff never changes! Nope not at all.

Lil Sisfur Grappa following my chair acrobaticat act and doing fabuloso.

And I works hard to pass down to all in the furmily the art of arranging the flowers purrrfectly.

Hoorayzatini Lil Sisfur Grappa! Youza accomplished at arranging da flowers!

Itza for sure the flying saucer Pink Pod izza funtasticat even for an EyeTailYun Man Cat whooza needs a flight to a celesticatical getaway every now and then.

And a catzillion catnaps later, Lil Sisfur Grappa finds the Pink Pod - Hoorayzatini Grappa and have a great flight & remember your Passpurrrt & get a return ticket!

Catzillion of ribbons makes me wanna get colorful!

WOWza MEOWza Grappa izza colorful without da ribbons! 

Signorina Feline Genie .. look into my eyes and tells me if Lil Sisfur Grappa gonna follow me correctacatically.

Yep! Weeza sealed the deal.

So Grappa and Me & Myself wishing youza pawsome nonCATastrophic week,

CIAO & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty (and Lil Sisfur Grappa too!)

Improbable But Pawsitive Hugging

Catzowey! You are witnessing Me & MYself hugging my lil sisfur 

Grappa. But dontcha get to doing that ahhhh meowvalous stuff, 

cuz this huggy thingy only lasts for a 

meowment. After all I'ma EyeTailYun Man Cat!

Itza really good dat Grappa into meowsage and lickity licks!

But after she gives me my meowvaloso SPA treatments, I bats her 

out of my Man Cat basket!

Holy Cannoli! Grappa is baaaaaaaack! What's a Man Cat

to do?

I thinks it's pawsatively the right time for Me & MYself to just gives in to love cuz

 love always wins.Yep uh huh it's fur shure!

You know it! Yep I'ma wishing meowvalous YOU the mostest 

nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Chin Scratching In A Man Cat Way

Catzowey Catzowey! Yep uh huh, itza double Catzowey time when my EyeTailYun chin chin gets a rubbin and I dubs it "Chin Scratching In A Man Cat Way" cuz hey, there izza no other way!

 Me and MYself gets down and around and a lil cheeky too when I'ma bout to zone in on a chin scratching event. Kind of like the hoomans when they're getting ready to aahhhhhoooom in Yoga!

 Pssst ... can youza keeps a secret? Before the Man Cat Chin Scratch Me & MYself enjoys a pawdicure -  cuz it's meowvalous to get the paws dedusted and meowsaged but psssst it's secret time again, I uses the neutered colors! OOOPSatini I means neutral colors.

Back to scratching the chin today in a man cat way, and I mean GO GREEN if youza gonna be envirocatically correct with your chin scratches.

Forget going GREEN! GO BLONDE! The moment I crossed my paws thinking blonde, a purrrty Signorina picked me up! Ahhh Man Cat dreams do come true.

Now I wishes YOU the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week and
my crystal Paw Ball says itza gonna be a purrfecto week cuz I'ma sending you my Man Cat hugz.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's A RED Carpet Meowment With Me & MYself At The Oscars

Oscar Oscar where art thou tonight when all of Hollywood izza selecting movies dat are right.
Weeza next to the famoso RED carpet ... just looks like a loyal royal dish towel but itza
the real deal!

Getting into the mood and purrhaps becoming a red head to strut my stuff down that Red carpet in a meowment.

Waiting back stage at the Oscars Ceremony izza exhausting but I'm calm and  carrying on in fine fashion.  Yep uh huh it's fur shure.

Catchatting bout fine fashion made Me & Myself opticat out of the Red and put 

on some Hollywood Bling with zing ... now that should get TeeVee attention when I'ma 

strutting my stuff down dat Red Carpet in Bollywood! Ooopsatini I means Hollywood! 

 

Ringy dingy ding goes my bling when I'm in Hollywood and gotta wear the star shades cuz things are bright, full of lights and Catzowey!

I wishes you the mostest nonCATastrophic week and hoping it'za golden one for you!

Ciao and Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

On The Hug-A-Thon of Life

Catzowey! No doubt about it,  there's nothing finer and  pssst, it duzn't need a deeziner ,cuz it's a hug! You make it all by yourself with a meowvalous friend.

Hugzatinis galore and more make Me & MYself purr.

And itza fur shure that a hug can make Me & MYself make a meowvalously silly face too cuz a hug doesn't care how you looks.

Never ever measure your hugz! Nope cuz hugz come naturally when youza not expecting them.

For some meowvalous reason all the girls likes to hug me and then they gets goofy faced.

See! This izza nother girl hugging me making that happy hugz face!

AND the guys makes silly smiles when theyza hugging Me & MYself too.

 Itza  hugz time from Jackson Galaxy my Cat Daddy furiend whooza says I never ever gonna be on his TeeVee show "My Cat From Hell"  cuz I'ma good manners EyeTailYun kitty - hee hee hee and I gives good hugz!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

REDiculously Fun Stuff In January When It's Not Even Fun February

Catzowey! Some super uber dooper stars been strutting their paws down the RED carpets these dayz and I'ma feeling kind of REDiculously fun and in the RED mode too.

 Life izza purrfecto puzzle every day and can be REDiculously funtasticat.

Just when I thought Me & Myself wazza chillaxing in REDiculously fun RED stuff, bamzatini I sees a level of lemmons that are making me kick uppa my paws, so purrhaps I'ma feeling MELLOW YELLOW.

 Baaaack to feeling meowvalously REDiculous!

 My & Myself wishes you a REDiculously funtastic and meowvalously purrfecto final week of this January!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty