Guido's State Of The Meow Message - A Keen 2015

Catzowey Catzowey! Me & MYself had a real deal ball this 2014 and now weeza entering a 

new MEW year soon - yep uh huh like really soon. So here are my favorito tips for being on 

the ball next year.

 You gotta hydrate to get thru the year !  BUT plastic bottles are not Momma Earth's favorito.

My envirocat self suggests you gets your water from anything but bad plastic water bottles this coming MEW Year and every year.

 Sure could be a keen 2015 to get your paws to other places and sites-see cuz seeing the sites means youza gonna be seeing new wonnerful foods too. Yep even an EyeTailYun kitty likes the Purrrrisian French Cat foods in France.

Your MEW Year gonna be meowvalous if you get a big box of Organicatnip Cigars that knocks 

your socks off ya and you get a bonus: a giganticatnap too.

The MEW Years ball gonna fall at midnight on December 31st, 2014 but this is my favorito ball!

Wishing YOU a keen 2015 and a purrfectly nonCATastrophic year too

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

How To Dress Up For Your Special Dinner Guest

Catzowey! Didja hear it's that fine Fall feathered time of the year when Me & MYself
invites a turkey to dinner ... yep the guest of honor youza could say, is being invited on
Thanksgiving Day and hoorayzatini - I'ma gonna be making him feel
welcome & speshule too.

 So, yep itza for sure my smitten kitten smart self is deeesguised to look just like my
fine feathered furiend whooza coming to dinner - dat way heeza feels at home and not
alone, yep uh huh.

 Every man bird has dat colorful fine feathered chest so I'ma purrracticing how to look dat
colorful in a man cat kind of way.

 Catzowey! My lil sisfur Grappa preening and careening her feathers too!

 Oh no Grappa NO! Dontcha go eating your Thanksgiving Day outfit !

Remember, November is the fine doggone great time to give thanks for
furiends - all kinds of furiends with fur, no fur and feathers too. Pssst, furiends don't
ever have to look alike to be furiends and thatza what makes our World goes round and
round and makes me purr.

Now you have a nonCATastrophic week and Me & Myself & lil sisfur Grappa
send abundacat kitty hugs to meowvalous you!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's a Funtastic Fall Vegie Food Fest

Catzowey - Me & MYself shouting out and about that weeza falling smack dabzatini into the finest Fall vegies !

Itza not corny at all that carrots are purrfecto Fall vegies too

And my favorito EyeTailYun tortellinis got the funtastic Fall vegies inside and under all dat yummy roasted tomatoe red sauce - whisker licking good !

I said ROASTED not toasted ....

It's for sure, yep uh huh - Me & MYself are in love with funtastic Fall vegies. So gonna fall into a big comfy Mancat sized catnap now.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Halloween, Change The Clocks & Fall Into Fall Time All In 1 Week

Catzowey is right! So so so much to purrrponder this week ..... like I'm just getting over the GIGANTICAT WORLD SERIES and now I got Halloweenie things to do too, like carve my GIANT  organicat pumpkin.

OR find my purrfecto Halloweenie costume! Maybe Me & MYself will dress up as Dracucatula

 and say "I wanna bite of your catnip cookies!"

Pawsible that Me & MYself dresses up as Go Johnny Go Depp and enjoy being an irate Pirate!

 Yo Ho HOzatini pass me a meowtini.

And if I'ma under the influence of my organicat Meowtini I can purrrobably watch myself change my watches on Caturday night when Daylight Savings Time is going poofzatini. Lemme remember .. itza Fall back and Spring forward, right?

 Lil sisfur Grappa says AHHH nuts to finding a Halloweenie costume - hey sheeza in purrrmanent Halloweenie colors all year long (pssst, and sheeza purrroudly wears the colors of San Franfuncisco Giants too)

 Dangzatini - Grappa doing dat purrrfeshonal modeling pose for Fall colors Cat-OH-logue!

Weeza both wanna wish YOU a most meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty 

(and lil sisfur Grappa too)

 

Knocking The Socks Off Me This Week In A World Series Kind Of Way

CATZOWEY! Youza knows Me & MYself advocates good sportsmanship and playing life with fair meowster manners. BUT the World Series this week gonna be knocking my socks right off my paws!

Lil sisfur Grappa got the vibe for this World Series and she's wearing MY socks! GO Grappa GO izza better to hear than NO Grappa NO!

 Yikes Grappa! You don't wanna get bagged at the World Series! Nope.

Going to this World Series might be a hair raising experience! See ya in Kansas City and YES Dorothy we ARE in Kansas this week - where's Toto?!  If youza not a baseball fan itza OK. Cuz life is just a big ball game where our paws run around the bases of life everyday. It's meowvalous when you gets yourself on just one base and it makes you smile. Yep Uh Huh it's for sure. Me & MYself smiling with YOU this week!

Wishing YOU a GIANT sized  nonCatastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

A Laborless Labor Day - Yep

Catzowey!  On this day 9-1-2014 the  USA furiends are celebating LABOR DAY and in a way,  Me & Myself says let's not labor away the day. Best to catnap on Labor Day, yep uh huh.

Pssst .. I learned how to not labor away on Labor Day when I wazza inky dinky meowster. If you starts yungun, you masters the art by the time youza more mature meowster.

Itza smart to always keep one eye on something, even when youza laboring away on an ordinary day.

It's for sure a serious catnap izza guaranteed after indulging in a fine impurrted organicatnip SeeGar.

 Holy Cannoli  today is not only Labor Day but itza my lil sisfur Grappa's 1st annifursary of being born. So weeza gonna play in a colorful way on Labor Day then gonna wish her a Happy Birthday!

Now, you know Me & MYself wish you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

It's Purrrobably Tat Tuesday

CATZOWEY & meowza wowza! AND purrrhaps an ouchie! Someone luvs luvs luvs me so so so much theyza getting a Guido tat! Now this izza first in my 8 years on da Planet!

 Dontcha wonder why theyza didn't select this pose for the Tat? Well purrhaps cuz their arm not buffed up enough! Yep Uh Huh this pose needs a mighty meowscle and big bicep to tat upon cuz I'ma Man Cat large and in charge.

 Nowza I tells YOU, if theyza had selected this pic well yep uh huh, theyza  definitely could have have my meowster face Tatted on their inky dinky wrist that helps them lift their glass of da Vino. So many pawsabilities for Tats!

Pssst .. IF theyza Vegiecats theyza could have had this organicat tomato & Me and MYself tatted on their tummy too. Yep,  all in the name of sustainable vegies - dat works for my organicat self.

 Dontcha thinks this would be purrrfecto for the protein loving person in your life looking for an EGGstaticat healthy kind of purrrOHteen loving Tat!

So I hopes YOU tells Me & MYself which pic youza would put on your tat if youza ever gonna do dat.  Ratta tat tat weeza into dat fantastical fun on Tuesday.

Ciao & Meow!

Guido the Italian Kitty

Two Generations Of Acrobaticats

Catzowey! It's Me & Myself waaaay back 8 years ago and about 16 pounds smaller (Yep Uh HUH but I'ma big boned Man Cat!) and some things just never ever change - like the weather changes every meowment. But Acrobaticat stuff never changes! Nope not at all.

Lil Sisfur Grappa following my chair acrobaticat act and doing fabuloso.

And I works hard to pass down to all in the furmily the art of arranging the flowers purrrfectly.

Hoorayzatini Lil Sisfur Grappa! Youza accomplished at arranging da flowers!

Itza for sure the flying saucer Pink Pod izza funtasticat even for an EyeTailYun Man Cat whooza needs a flight to a celesticatical getaway every now and then.

And a catzillion catnaps later, Lil Sisfur Grappa finds the Pink Pod - Hoorayzatini Grappa and have a great flight & remember your Passpurrrt & get a return ticket!

Catzillion of ribbons makes me wanna get colorful!

WOWza MEOWza Grappa izza colorful without da ribbons! 

Signorina Feline Genie .. look into my eyes and tells me if Lil Sisfur Grappa gonna follow me correctacatically.

Yep! Weeza sealed the deal.

So Grappa and Me & Myself wishing youza pawsome nonCATastrophic week,

CIAO & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty (and Lil Sisfur Grappa too!)

Footsing Around Town

Catzowey!

Me and My feets are pussy footsing around town with feets off the ground.

And when I gets all my foots off the ground, I likes to strike a Man Cat pose fur shure showing off my EyeTailYun foots.

It's meowvalous to have 3 foots on the ground and 1 spare for hooking da feathers.

Now, I tells ya that I started my pussy footing off the ground at a yungun age, yep uh huh it's fur shure I did cuz here I am at 62 days yungun with all 4 foots off the ground and looking all around.

Meowvalous to be airborne and footsing around while looking down and not wearing a paracatachute!

Now I wishes YOU the mostest meowvalous and nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty