January 28, 2023

Funtastic Finer Niners Funday On Sunday

 

Up here at the Rainbow Bridge, we all have da front row seats with a Birds Eye view of da game. Yup it’s gonna be a purrrrrfecto funday Sunday. I’ll be at the Heavenly Cloud Cafe ordering a Finer Niner Diner Dinner:  Holy Cannoli Catfish Rolls,  San Franfuncisco Crabby Souflee , Winning Weenies in lil sourdough buns, and Field Goal Goldfish Crackers. Purrrrhaps a side order of  Creamy Catnip Dip too.

What’s you and yours gonna be indulging with ?

April 13, 2022

Easter Is The Time To Be EGG-Static !



Didja know it’s me? 
Nah youza thinks it’s dat 
famoso Bunny dude who devours
carrots by the hours!

Yup Uh HUH I used to check out those 
carrots too!

It’s dat time of the Year to be EGG-static!

Once upon a time ago, a loooooong time ago
I dressed up as dat Easter Bunny so when he
arrived at my Meowster Mansion he’d think
he was visiting family!


My mostest giganticat Easter mistake was putting my EyeTailYun 2 lips 
on a bunch of tulips thinking it was furesh real deal Basil!


    At this time of the Year, youza can tipsy toe 
thru the tulips and that’ll make youza feel 
so so so daffy-dil! 


Here comes my abundacat wishes to you
for a Buona Pasqua.
Dats EyeTailYun for Happy Easter!

I sends you my meowvalous man cat hugs from up here at 
the Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe where I’m peeping on ya so don’t indulge in too many of those yellow, inky dinky pinky PEEPS!

Amore!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty



January 22, 2022

Nothing Finer Than a Caturday In Finer Niners Land

 

I’m up here at the Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe and we got our Cloud phones on and
 Gee Whiz 5 service is rocking. I see ya and I hear ya!

My Cat Eyes Cloud reception is purrrfecto to watch my Fab Finer Niners beat those Wisconsin cheesie folks - hee hee hee!

Yup gonna be tuning in and chillaxing and relaxing with a creamy super duper fine feline cappuccino while kicking back on a warm sunny cloud.


Amore and Pssst ... I love my San Fran Finer Niners and I love you too

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

December 20, 2021

Ho Ho HO & Ha Ha Ha In a Heavenly Meowvalous Way


Ho Ho Ho and Ha Ha Ha-  The Holly Dazed Memories Really Rock
Here we go...down fabtastic meowmory lane

Pawsatively it’s me and Santy Paws! 

Holy Cannoli!
It’s me and My Staff on Cwismus Eve 2010

Dats me as a super duper well behaving Smitten Kitten & 
My lil bro Yolo with our Momma Baci not behaving
HO HO HO and maybe a catOHstrophic HA HA HA
.

 
Some of us dudes grow beards at this time of the year
even up in Heaven where we doesn’t have to shave.
There is no heavenly beard cream up here,
only Heavenly Catpuccino Cream.



Ahhhh.... 
Cwismus is a good time to reflect on merry ol’ times 
with the merry ol’ jolly guy.

Here’s me and myself meeting Santy Paws 3 years ago at my
job .. yup uh huh my job for 14 years as Animal Assited Therapy guy,
passing out Cwismus cards and gifts from kind folks to special folks.


I loved my 14 years of delivering the gifts 
& cards from all of you to my very Special Senior pals and
I’d dress up in fine feline festive fashion.


It’s me and my Staff with my lil
brofur YOLO in 2008 on our Cwismus card which
had something to do with playing ball, not green & red at all.
We boys were told  “look into dat Camera” so we did!

It's waaay back in 2006!

It’s me at 1 years old on our furry 1st Cwismus card.
Staff is looking so goofy, while momma Baci 
is purrrondering this moment & they’s got me dressed
up as mini meowster elfie!


My Staff and me always dressed up together to 
visit the special seniors at The ARC of San Fran. 
Still makes me purr thinking about our terrificat
Team Guido times...yup uh huh.

                                        



    Me & Myself are EyeTailYun and someone nice made me this
     Cwismus Stocking dat I loves so so so much.
    It’s da Boot Of Italy with my name so Santy Paws can fill it
    with Sicilian sardines & cappuccino catnip cookies.

    Merry Meowvalous Cwismas Wishes From me & myself to you!

    I wishes you a nonCatastrophic Holly Daze time. 

    And psssst up here in Heaven I will have my keen cat eyes on ya

    Be safe my friends -  I’m always & furever watching right over ya!


     BUON NATALE 

    (dats EyeTailYun for Merry Cwismus) 

    GUIDO the Italian Kitty







     

    November 25, 2021

    Happiest of Meowvalous Thanksgiving Wishes To You & You & You Too

     

    Thanksgiving this year is the mostest special day to give the thanks to everybody on earth and up at the Rainbow Bridge too even if they’s forgot to put on their Pilgrim Pants!

    Wishing You A Meowvalous Thanksgiving Day and hoping it’s non-CAT-Oh-Strophic & your FurEyeDay has some leftovers too!

    Amore!


    GUIDO the Italian Kitty



    October 10, 2021

    October 11 - I Has My Cat Eyes On The EyeTailYun Day Celebrations!

     

    BASTA PASTA it’s Happy EyeTailYun Heritage Day

    The Day everybody wants to be EyeTailYun!

    Wearing the country colors works meowvalously on me


    If ya wanna be EyeTailYun on this special meowvalous day

    then ya gotta look EyeTailYun..yup uh huh it’s for sure 


    When ya think of EyeTailyun fun folks ya may think of

    Pasghetti & Meatzaballs Chefs or a Holy Connoli Baker


    And if ya wanna thinks of something wonderfully wildly EyeTailYun, 
    then 
     think of my sistah Grappa cuz she’s got da booze bottles
    named after her wild self!

    Happy Columbus Day YUP it’s also Happy EyeTailYun Heritage Day
    Whatsa ever ya call it, Happy Day Wishes Tooza Youza!

    Amore from ME & Myself up at the 
    Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe
    Where we celebrate everything, everyday, and
    my MasterCatCard has no limits anyway!

    CIAO AND MEOW
    GUIDO the Italian Kitty

    September 8, 2021

    PURRRfect Time To Play Ball

     

    Well Take ME and MYSELF out to dat ballpark!
    But being up up up here at the Heavenly Catpuccino Cloud Cafe
    I’ve got dat birdies eye view of my City By The Bay

    Holy Cannoli - I used my MasterCat Card to buy a ticket with a closer view! 
    Up here in the Heavenly place we have no limit on charging to our cards...
    Wouldn’t you? 
    And looks like I forgot to roll my mancat fur off my hat ... dangzatini! 
    Looking like a cat been sleeping on my hat Or is it a Cat In My Hat?

    Pssst ... it’s the rocking and rolling Baseball look - kinda hip hopster
    dontcha think?


    My super Giant friends made this Baseball card for me
    so so so many years ago when I was playing ball in my hey day!
    Do ya think it might be sold on e-Bay for 
    a catzillion bucks?


    Look at ME & MYSELF meeting & greeting the 
    San Francisco Giants mascot LouSeal 10 years ago 
    Dontcha think LouSeal was over the moon to meet me? Hee Hee

    So Folks - I loves ya so so so much 
    And as always I’m wishing you a NonCATastrophic week
    Remember it’s September, a fine time to chase a ball till October then
    ball chasing time is UH-OH-ver!!

    Ciao & Meow
    GUIDO the Italian Kitty



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