May 29, 2012

San Fran Friends Bridge The Birthday Gap

Catzowey! It's so so so yummy that birthdays are made for sharing with furiends and this weekend, I shared my "Super 6th"  meowvalous birthday with The Golden Gate Bridge on her 75th birthday, cuz we're San Franfuncisco neighbors. It wazza Golden meowment fur us meeting and greeting here in the City by the Bay.

 Me & Myself wazza inspecatacatting all the angles of this birthday gal and I can report dat sheeza sturdy fur shure at 75 years yungun, and don't you be curious as a cat wondering if sheeza having a 100th - yep uh huh she will.

Everybody was out n' about barking up a storm at the Bridge's Birthday festival  to wish the birthday bridge a doggone fab 75th birthday. And people were waving to me too, saying "Happy meowvalous birthday Guido!" I just blushed alot and hoped my fur didn't frizz at the beach on my birthday weekend.

Bamzatini! Just as Me & Myself were kicking back on the Beach in front of the Golden Gate Bridge for a sunny sandy catnap with 4 paws relaxacatted in the warm sand, up up uppa in the sky was this meowsage in skywriting language. WOWza MEOWza! Now that's a stylish  birthday card that's postage free furever with no postage increases!

 Catzowey! Dats my lil brofur "Grazie" checking the Golden Gate Bridge from his inky dinky purrrspective - everybody was into or onto The Bridge this weekend cuz itza the meowvalous thing to do here in San Franfuncisco.

Didja know the Golden Gate Bridge was the looooongest Suspension Bridge on our Planet until 1964 and I wasn't born then, but yep uh huh, itza fur shure statisticatical stuff. Pssst there is no test on questions after this so relaxacat and enjoy!  And the Golden Gate Bridge is not painted gold, but itza painted International Orange and youza can make dat color too with yur meowgical crayons.

Mostest impurrtant event of this weekend is my thanking the famoso Mark Rogers of Mark Rogers Photography for putting me on the Bridge for her birthday! Heeza my speshule pawsatively purrfecto photographer who captures me in places that in all my 9 lives I never ever imagined!  Here's Me & Myself and Mark having a man cat moment - yep uh huh we guys have a golden connection fur shure.

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week and hoping it's a golden week for you!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

May 21, 2012

On A Meowvalous Galaxy

Catzowey! Better than riding the Milky Way is being in the Galaxy's big Catmeowsphere, yep uh huh!  I'm not spaced out or having a lunar eclipse meowment.  I just really knows a great Galaxy when I sees one and it's the infamous Jackson Galaxy

  Famoso guys like us likes to meet and greet in San Franfuncisco, and Signore Galaxy had Me & Myself stars struck over his meowvalous new book CAT DADDY

Dontcha just wanna faint seeing us doing the Man Cat hugzatini thing? Undoubtedly Jackson izza purring fur shure! Me & Myself assures you dat I'ma not trying out for Jackson's TeeVee show My Cat From Hell on Animal Planet cuz I'ma angelicat fur shure, yep uh huh.

Got my meowster manners revved up cuz I wanna sees Signore Galaxy rata-tat-tat "Guido" on that giganticat arm!

May 26th I turns "Super Six" and I'ma begging fur prezzies! Fur shure, YOU can give me the mostest meowvalous prezzie and itza environmentally propurr gift cuz no gift wrapping needed. My Super Six Birthday Wishes List Is Here

Wishing you a purrfecto and nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

May 14, 2012

Only In San Franfuncisco

Catzowey! Me & Myself wants to meow Buon Giorno from the City by the Bay. So say hooray for meeting and greeting in a meowvalous way.

 Purrpondering what's in dat giganticat goody bag! Purrhaps it's got a little cable car trying to climb half way tooza the stars OR maybe a CalEyeFurKneeYah here I comes surprise, OR maybe even a ticket to da "24 hours to devour Seafoodz Buffay!

Seafoodz is the spice of life - like Pasghetti & Meatballs and I luvs luvs luvs the San Franfunicsco local Dungenese Crab like in da Crabbie Cioppino and on da  Crab Crostini and Crab thizza and Crab thatza. You can't ever be crabby when youza dining on  the Dungenese so be happy.

Relatively speaking, da Lobster izza relative of da crab so if youza cannot find a Dungenese crab than youza can hug a lobster and still feels full of love and contentacat.

How do youza spell "contentacat"? O-A-T-M-E-A-L  the meal I luvs when Me & Myself is not indulging in da shell filled crustaceans. Oatmeal izza comfurting but itza not made in San Francisco like my favorito "Mice A Roni the San Francisco treat" Youza gonna be humming the Mice A Roni jingle all day after you clicks on that!

Itza fur shure, youza can always leave yur heart in San Francisco - I have mine here so come on over and join me & myself!

Wishing youza the mostest nonCATastrophic week and hoping you sneaks in an inky dinky catnap!

Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

May 6, 2012

Catzowey! I'm Fit To Be Tied

Can you hear Me & Myself? You got to hear I got a new speshule TIE to wear to a very speshule OKshun and I'm not doing the purrrcrastination!

My TIE and Me went to the San Franfuncisco SPCA to get honored for my 5 years, yep uh huh, 5 giganticat years on the job in Animal Assisted Therapy. Itza speshule OKshun and honor so why not dress up and wear a speshule deeziner Tie -  kinda like a  Jerry Garcia styled Tie!

 Me & Myself and our deeziner TIE got so so so ecstaticat bout this honor that we all passed out!

 But then I purrked back uppa in my Deeziner TIE from the fabucatulous pet boutique CHEENGOO, and felt meowvalously stylish - pssst ... can I tells you a secret? Ok, shhh dontcha tell anybody but I wazza the only cat in a deeziner TIE at the pawty - purrobably the only cat too!

Holy Cannoli! Time to celebrate the honors so Me & Myself took the Staff out and about in San Franfuncisco and ran into ABC's Spencer Christian - Catzowey he held me purrrfectly and fur shure, I told him I liked his deeziner TIE! 

I wish YOU a nonCATastrophic week and dontcha bother with having to wear a TIE cuz life is just Catzowey being meowvalously funtasticat and TIE free!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

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