Paws UP To A Cat In A Hat and Another Hat

Catzowey my furiends! Itza simply amazing to try on hat after hat when I'ma cat but I luv luv luvs deeziner hats so so so much.  This izza my rainy dazed hat but it never rains in CalEyeFurKneeYah any more and no spring, summer or fall shower powers on my horizon.

Purrhaps youza has a moment when youza just ties one on and wishes you hadn't.

Just one time purrr year it's impurrtant to don the colorful Derby Hat cuz itza speshule and I feels like a winner rounding the bend heading to my ManCat food bowl!

 Fly Me & MYself to dat moon so I can croon a superbo song like Signore Sinatra.

 My San Franfuncisco self wears the Giants hat when I takes me out to the ballpark and buys Me & MYself some catnip infused crackerjacks!

Now you know, yep uh huh you do know that I wish meowvalous you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

A Laborless Labor Day - Yep

Catzowey!  On this day 9-1-2014 the  USA furiends are celebating LABOR DAY and in a way,  Me & Myself says let's not labor away the day. Best to catnap on Labor Day, yep uh huh.

Pssst .. I learned how to not labor away on Labor Day when I wazza inky dinky meowster. If you starts yungun, you masters the art by the time youza more mature meowster.

Itza smart to always keep one eye on something, even when youza laboring away on an ordinary day.

It's for sure a serious catnap izza guaranteed after indulging in a fine impurrted organicatnip SeeGar.

 Holy Cannoli  today is not only Labor Day but itza my lil sisfur Grappa's 1st annifursary of being born. So weeza gonna play in a colorful way on Labor Day then gonna wish her a Happy Birthday!

Now, you know Me & MYself wish you a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

On The Job With Guido - Certified Therapy City Kitty

Catzowey! I'm ecstaticat to share pics of Me at MY job in San Franfuncisco.

Yep uh huh it's for sure I am purring at work - psssst ... some folks don't like their jobs but Me & MYself do cuz Animal Assisted Therapy rocks more than a Meowgarita Pizza Pie and is more fulfilling than a platter of Pasghetti n' Meatballs !

 Before my paws head out of the door to my Animal Assisted Therapy job I always hit the 

Coffee Pot first.

 Catzowey! Me & Myself believes in stretching before the job starts cuz I gotta get limbs limbered kind of like a catzowey downward dog.

Bamzatini! I'm on the job feeling purrrfectly relaxed when I looks into my speshule furiend's eyes. 

WOWza MEOWza being an Animal Assisted Therapy pet purrrvides ya abundacat kitty kisses and smooches galore and more.

Hmmmzatini! Me & MYself knows the power of the purr - yep uh huh itza for sure.

And some folks cannot see me but theyza feels my fur and straightens my work Tie, and theyza knows I'm purrrresent. Cuz I'ma EyeTailYun Man Cat on the job doing my Animal Assisted Therapy work. Works for me for sure.

IF youza knows someone whooza got patience and paws, check out venues in your local areas to help spread abundacat smiles, purrfecto loud purrs and some doggone great woofzatinis too.

Wishing YOU a most nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Two Generations Of Acrobaticats

Catzowey! It's Me & Myself waaaay back 8 years ago and about 16 pounds smaller (Yep Uh HUH but I'ma big boned Man Cat!) and some things just never ever change - like the weather changes every meowment. But Acrobaticat stuff never changes! Nope not at all.

Lil Sisfur Grappa following my chair acrobaticat act and doing fabuloso.

And I works hard to pass down to all in the furmily the art of arranging the flowers purrrfectly.

Hoorayzatini Lil Sisfur Grappa! Youza accomplished at arranging da flowers!

Itza for sure the flying saucer Pink Pod izza funtasticat even for an EyeTailYun Man Cat whooza needs a flight to a celesticatical getaway every now and then.

And a catzillion catnaps later, Lil Sisfur Grappa finds the Pink Pod - Hoorayzatini Grappa and have a great flight & remember your Passpurrrt & get a return ticket!

Catzillion of ribbons makes me wanna get colorful!

WOWza MEOWza Grappa izza colorful without da ribbons! 

Signorina Feline Genie .. look into my eyes and tells me if Lil Sisfur Grappa gonna follow me correctacatically.

Yep! Weeza sealed the deal.

So Grappa and Me & Myself wishing youza pawsome nonCATastrophic week,

CIAO & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty (and Lil Sisfur Grappa too!)

Move Over Mario Batali - Meet Chef Meowvaloso

Catzowey! Here in the USA it's definitely the only week of the year when you hear everybody izza Chef du Giorno and gonna purrpare a meal that will stuff ya (and dat Turkey too)

 My Chef Meowvaloso self always recommends having the super uber Cheese Grater within paws reach, cuz the day after Turkey Day youza may wanna grate some EyeTailYun cheese mounds on top of your Turkey Tetrazzini.

Herbs Herbs and more fresh Herbs are the secret to making yur Thanksgiving turkey more meowvalous You wanna sniff the Herbs for the fresh furagrance cuz when they smells great, the organicat herbs will make ya happy just like when you're on dat organi-catnip. The Turkey gonna be happy too!

Being the hospitable Chef Me & Myself are, we dyed some eggies to make the Turkey feel at home and did a purrfecto tasty taste too - but not gonna serve them this week.

Sent my Chef Meowvaloso Chef hat to the cleaners cuz itza inky dinky messy from all the foodz prep - hey itza the reason weeza in the Season to messy up someone's kitchen, share a turkey pot pie or devour  by the hour a whole pumpkin pie and say 'my oh my', AND then eat leftovers right and left for days!

The birds of the feather will flock together whether it's the Thanksgiving Day or anudder day so dontcha let anything ruffle your feathers this week!

Wishing you a nonCATastrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck I'm Star Struck

How many times in your 9 lives do you gets to be in the same room as MOE of the famoso Three Stooges? Heeza cwacking Me & Myself uppa so much I'ma laffing and going nyuck nyuck nyuckzalini!

And da next day Me & Myself have the pleasure of sitting atop a WORLD SERIES Ring cuz I'ma meeting and greeting my pal JT Snow whooza was with my favorito San Franfuncisco GIANTS. The bling on his ring izza meowvalous and pssst... itza the real deal like GIGANTICAT ring cuz I weighs 17 pounds!

Catzowey! I'ma inspectacatting dat Game Show dude Chuck Woolery's man tan!  Well someone has to do it.

 

Life is meowvalously purrrfecto when youza meets the real HELLO KITTY!

Wishing YOU the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & MEOW

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

No Fooling - Today Is The Day To Fool Around

Catzowey! Before I can take an instant mini meowster catnap, itza April already so I'm gonna pencil it in on my calendar.

Once I knows April izza really here, gonna take a giganticat catnap.

When I waked up today  I realized itza VOTE day!   SirPrize - datza Apri Fools' Day funtasticat funny!  Now I gotta do a correction cuz there's no Election in any direction today -nope.

Since there's no Election I shure did go the other direction and am taking my paws to the giganticat Gymborcat Club to do my aerobicat stuff - gotta keeps my EyeTailYun man cat meowscles all buffed.

 Catzowey! Itza shure can be HARE raising to get so buffed dat ya feels like a bouncing bambino Easter Rabbit. Psst - didja know April Fools' Day izza the purrrfecto day for pulling a Purrrrank on a furiend? Absoluticatically!

Itza no April Fools' Day funtasticat funny that I luvs luvs luvs my Catzowey Nip Toyz almost more than I luvs Pasghetti & Meatzaballs.

 Today izza purrfecto day to be with the funnies!

And itza absoluticatically not an April Fools' Day funtasticat funny that I'ma wishing meowvalous YOU a nonCATastrophic week!

Ciao & Meow,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Reading The Palms On Palm Sunday

Catzowey! When Me & Myself sees the Palms this time of year, we knows we're not in da BaHaHaHamas. But I do know fur shure itza almost Easter time cuz da Palms has arrived! Shuksatini, I'd much rather be arriving in Palm Springs with my Guido Speedo packed!

There's abundacat things to know about Palms - so before you gets your Palm read, itza good idea to wash up so your paw is pawsatively squeaky clean to read the Palms.

Sneak a peak at the Palms - yep uh huh, itza fur shure, you wanna checks out the Palm fonds to be sure theyza fresh and frisky for palm reading time. 

Stepping yur paws away from the Palms for a meowment is good.  Get recharged with organicat carrots, cuz this wedgie of a vegie will give ya the energy boostaroni youza needs to keep going this week. Itza Holy Cannoli Week and abundacat festivities going on to get ready to welcome dat Bunny.

MEOWZA! There may come the time youza do not wanna be Palm reading so then itza time to move on to Easter flower power and getting to know your petals before dat Bunny arrives and eats em all.

It's meowvalous to be chilaxing and relaxing after a day of reading the Palms and nothing makes me purr more than hugging my petals in a Man Cat way.

Wishing you the mostest meowvalous week and a nonCATastrophic one too!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty