Catzowey! Before I can take an instant mini meowster catnap, itza April already so I'm gonna pencil it in on my calendar.
Once I knows April izza really here, gonna take a giganticat catnap.
When I waked up today I realized itza VOTE day! SirPrize - datza Apri Fools' Day funtasticat funny! Now I gotta do a correction cuz there's no Election in any direction today -nope.
Since there's no Election I shure did go the other direction and am taking my paws to the giganticat Gymborcat Club to do my aerobicat stuff - gotta keeps my EyeTailYun man cat meowscles all buffed.
Catzowey! Itza shure can be HARE raising to get so buffed dat ya feels like a bouncing bambino Easter Rabbit. Psst - didja know April Fools' Day izza the purrrfecto day for pulling a Purrrrank on a furiend? Absoluticatically!
Itza no April Fools' Day funtasticat funny that I luvs luvs luvs my Catzowey Nip Toyz almost more than I luvs Pasghetti & Meatzaballs.
Today izza purrfecto day to be with the funnies!
And itza absoluticatically not an April Fools' Day funtasticat funny that I'ma wishing meowvalous YOU a nonCATastrophic week!
Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO the Italian Kitty
