June 30, 2014

Feeling Patrioticatish Cuz It's The 4th of July Week

Catzowey! I just knows youza whooza lives in the USA gonna be unfurling your flags this week cuz weeza has the funtasticat 4th of July Holiday coming up.

Now, youza know I have EyeTailYun Citizenship & USA Citizenship - yep uh huh itza double trouble funtastic Passpurrrts for Me & MYself,  so thatza why I luvs Pasghetti and Meatballs  on Columbus Day and dat Fried Chickzatini on the 4th of July - well I try!

 Flag purrrtocol says itza meowvalous idea to display the flag on the 4th of July always but when your flag is upsides down, someone for sure gonna tells ya.

FIREWORKZ advise: Be sure you never ever sits in back of da unfurled flag cuz if youza watching fireworks galore and more,  the flag might keeps you from going "ohhhh ahhh" cuz itza blowing in the breeze with ease and blocking yur fireworkz view. That can cause hiss fits!

Me & MYself thinks itza meowvalous to see your unfurled flag blowing in the wind.

 And get your lips ready for dat all Americano Apple Pie. Why? Cuz itza the 4th of July.
Happy 238th Birthday to America - yep uh huh!

Wishing you a nonCATasrophic week

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

June 22, 2014

Sock It To Me On Worldcup Socker Week

Catzowey! Everybody around da Planet izza cat chatting about socker so I'ma wearing my favorito deeziner socks in honor of Socker Week! 

Whatza you and yourself think of these socks for Socker week? Well itza fur sure a cat's eye has their eye on your ankles if youza wearing them!

My EyeTailYun socker loving self izza feeling purrrroud with my new SOCKSMITH socks that rocks. AND pssst, secret time:  yep uh huh I has the double duo Citizenship from EyeTailYuh and USA so I'm versatile feline fan.

Meowvalous to be lickity split licking the lil lips for a GO USA on Thursday this week when my USA hot diggity dog boyz play those guys famoso for brewing fine beers, sassy sausages & wearing da layderhosen oomp pah pah pants too. 

Sisfur Grappa says "bring on da socks game!"

Now letza have a nonCATastrophic week and remember, check your socks drawer during Socker week. Nothing gives Me & MYself a hiss fit more than a missing sock!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

June 17, 2014

Measures For Treasures - Deep Bowl Diving

Catzowey! Didja ever wanna find a treasure but you know you gotta
dive deep down to measure if itza worth it?

When youza purrrpondering deep bowl diving for treasured treasures, 
always have a furiend looking out to be sure you comes back up.

Meowvalous if your furiend takes over the deep bowl diving for treasured treasures then
youza can sit on the beach and chillax with a Meowgarita or an Organicatnip Popsicle!

Purrrpondering the deep deep waters can be purrrrplexing but give it your all and dive in!

Me & MYself always thinks itza more  CATZOWEY to be measuring and treasuring the moments of fun and sometimes saying PeeksAhBoo - I duz see YOU!

I wishes you the mostest nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty

June 8, 2014

Spying and Eyeing You

Frum up up uppa in my terrificat tree house I really can see Youza. And if ya gotta furiend 
then my two cats eyes sees Youza Twooza.

Once my EyeTailYun eyes tries to eye youza, then Me & MYself reaches out to grab ya, so 
I can gives you giganticat hugz in my Man Cat style.

Grabbing you izza not so so so easy. So I recruits my lil sisfur Grappa 
to supervise the grab - dontcha worry, weeza only purrracticing "Grab & Release!"

In any pawzishun I can spy and eye ya.

Itza GRATE to keep my cat eyes on my furiends cuz purrhaps you comes over for 
Pasghetti and Meatballs with Me & MYself. Yep uh huh it's for shure spying and eyeing 
you pays off to the meowximum.

Now I wanna wish you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!


GUIDO the Italian Kitty

June 2, 2014

A Cat In The Hat Is A Tropicat

Catzowey! I feels an OH SO Oceanly breeze coming my way which is why 
I wanna say I'ma feeling so so so tropicatical today. Well of course 
in a Man Cat kind of way cuz I'ma Man Cat in the Hat, pawsibly a Tropicat!

Gonna starts humming a tropicatical tune, yep uh huh!
If I finds my YouKaLayLee masheen OR even my Jamaican super steel 
drums - DAY OH!!!!! 
Here's a sneaky peaky at the whole enchilada ... oooopsatini! I means the whole MeowTai. I be popping da collar and I wanna holler "put my collar down nowza cuz I cannot see you!"

HoorayzatinI!  Now Me & MYself 
sees you purrrfectly - yep uh huh!

 Good idea to take the Tropicat hat off when you
presume to consume the so so so sweet stuff.

Wishing you sweet and kind of naturally nonCATastrophic week,

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


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