Spying and Eyeing You

Frum up up uppa in my terrificat tree house I really can see Youza. And if ya gotta furiend 

then my two cats eyes sees Youza Twooza.

Once my EyeTailYun eyes tries to eye youza, then Me & MYself reaches out to grab ya, so 

I can gives you giganticat hugz in my Man Cat style.

Grabbing you izza not so so so easy. So I recruits my lil sisfur Grappa 

to supervise the grab - dontcha worry, weeza only purrracticing "Grab & Release!"

In any pawzishun I can spy and eye ya.

Itza GRATE to keep my cat eyes on my furiends cuz purrhaps you comes over for 

Pasghetti and Meatballs with Me & MYself. Yep uh huh it's for shure spying and eyeing 

you pays off to the meowximum.

Now I wanna wish you the mostest nonCATastrophic week!

CIAO & MEOW,

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

 

Here's My Sea Level Purrspective

Here in San Franfuncisco, I live at Sea Level which levels my purrspective to see good. But sometimes youza gotta change that direction you're looking at life at - yep uh huh I recommends it fur shure. Cuz life is absoluticatically about what purrspective you see, at Sea Level or another level.

Even the Mailbox can have a different purrspective and view of youza too - yep uh huh, depending on how it is standing on the Street or how itza leaning like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

And a purrfecto pawzishun is the name of the game if you wants that Catzowey view from an  "under the stuff" supurrbo purrspective.

 Of course, it's a different handle and really different purrspective when  Me & Myself sees me on a handbag! And I don't mean sitting or lounging on a handbag but really ON that handbag. Holy Cannoli what was someone thinking?

Catzowey! Do YOU see what I see at Sea Level? Looks like the Holly Daze are coming to town, according to my pawsative cat eyes purrspective.  But it's still November and time to remember that I wishes you a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Aye Aye For The Eyes !

You cross the  "T" and supposed to dot your "i" but Catzowey, that takes uppa catnapping time, so Me & Myself suggests you just look into my eyes cuz theyza dot free!

 Yep uh huh it's fur shure my cat eyes are the real deal even when I'ma  hanging out in San Franfuncisco.

Some days when Me & Myself are so so so bizzi, I feel like a basket case, but my eyes are always open and on purrrtrol.

Right side uppa or uppa sides down, doesn't matter - gotta keep my cat eyes on everything everywhere down on the ground and all around.

 

Me & Myself  loves going to my Animal Assisted Therapy job (yep I'ma working meowster),  and it's good meowster manners to wear my official vest and always look the Manager directicatically in the eye!  Don't blink too much, cuz your eye blinks over 27,397 times purr day anyhow. And if youza blinks, you might miss that Moon hitting the Sky like that big Pizza Pie!

 

Wishing you a purrfecto and nonCATastrophic week!

 

GUIDO the Italian Kitty