Here's My Sea Level Purrspective

Here in San Franfuncisco, I live at Sea Level which levels my purrspective to see good. But sometimes youza gotta change that direction you're looking at life at - yep uh huh I recommends it fur shure. Cuz life is absoluticatically about what purrspective you see, at Sea Level or another level.

Even the Mailbox can have a different purrspective and view of youza too - yep uh huh, depending on how it is standing on the Street or how itza leaning like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

And a purrfecto pawzishun is the name of the game if you wants that Catzowey view from an  "under the stuff" supurrbo purrspective.

 Of course, it's a different handle and really different purrspective when  Me & Myself sees me on a handbag! And I don't mean sitting or lounging on a handbag but really ON that handbag. Holy Cannoli what was someone thinking?

Catzowey! Do YOU see what I see at Sea Level? Looks like the Holly Daze are coming to town, according to my pawsative cat eyes purrspective.  But it's still November and time to remember that I wishes you a nonCATastrophic week.

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

Who Relaxes When It's Time For Taxes?

Basta Pasta! Nobody I knows izza ecstaticat to see Tax Time arrive! So just like youza, Me & Myself izza doing the mathacatical stuff at the finale meowment. Itza fur shure, there's no relaxing and itza super taxing on my catnap time.

Purrpondering where to find dat ON button can cause a giganticat hiss fit.

Give Me & Myself an ol' ancient Abacus any time, cuz it's more fun than my catucalulator.

 If yur old fashioned never-fails-Abacus is out of order, and  purrhaps that EveReady bunny battery is sluffing in yur Catucalulator, then just revert to counting numbers on yur paw cuz that works fur shure.

When all else fails, purrrtend your battery is dead and hope the Taxing Taxman gets sauced, then lost and tossed in da litter box.

Wishing YOU a purrticularly nonCATastrophic week and hope it's funtaxtic!

Ciao & Meow!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty