August 31, 2015

Terrible Twos Three and Fours Maybe More - With Lil Sisfur Grappa

Ok Grappa - everybody knows you are turning the Terrible Two 
on September 1st, 2015 so the whole Planet needs to 
know about your "wrecking ball successful career" in a short
two years. Here we goes.... drum rollz puhleeze!

 First 8 months youza discovered the 1910 coal fireplace that
no meowsters in 10 years had ever climbed. Didja think youza
on an excursion up Mount Catmanjaro? 
Whatever, youza got sooted to the meowximum. Yep uh Huh!

Holy Cannoli I let the lil sisfur think she's winning 
at All Star Meowster Wrestling cuz 
she's a Purrrfessional Wrecking Machine!

 Whatza you thinking about wrecking now Grappa?

 No Grappa NO! Youza toppled the Tree in
the House! Yikes but good youza checking the damage 
out in fine feline style!

 Oh NO Grappa NO! Our favorito Canidae Cat Food wants you 
to wait a meowment!

AhTenZeeOhKnee My Friends ! 
Please wish my lil sisfur No Grappa NO 
a purrfecto great Terrible Two Birthday.
Dontcha wonder what her Terrible Two self will
be into this year?

Ciao and Meow and wishing you a funtasticat
and nonCATastrophic week!

GUIDO the Italian Kitty

August 22, 2015

It Takes 2 To Tango and 2 To UN-Tangle Too

Catzowey! Me & Myself got my lil sisfur Grappa purrrpondering
what's causing the morning commute traffic jam in her tunnel. 

My mancat self made up for dat commute purrroblem and took Grappa 
to a meowvalous San Franfuncisco Giants game. 
NOTE: Grappa izza always wearing the Team colors. Yep uh huh!

Bamzatini! Something izza rumbling and tumbling

Gotta be a San Franfuncisco quake cuz we 
meowsters would never ever topple or tangle with 
our planters! Nope, not in a mille meowster chance 
and no way. But no quake news on our TeeVee!   Uh OH!

 Cat chatting to say TIMBERRRRRR again.. something is 
gonna topple.

WHO's in charge of this toppling event?

Yup cat eyes were right on target! Holy Cannoli my 
Meowtini Glass fell for sure - and now you sees Me and
MYself likes my Meowtini on the rocks!

 Get your meowvalous self ready for the lil Sisfur Grappa's 
big TURNING TWO event on September 1st - yup uh huh

But befur dat meowvalous days comes our way, I wanna wish you a 
nonCATastrophic week cuz I just cares so so so much bout your 
meowvalous self

Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


August 6, 2015

9 Fab And Fine Years Ago

August 6, 2006
LOOK! Its inky dinky me, just 1 hour after I landed in my very 1st
 forever and ever home! Yup it's true!

Catzowey - we started playing fast in my 1st new forever home
like on a fast speedy track.
Worked for me!

My smitten kitten self started aerobicativities at early age - kinda 
like Pole Fitness Class. Yep Uh HUH

Ta Da!  Being an aerobicat worked  and purrrked my smitten kitten
meowscles and I get to the tippity top! Still on top by the way!
Meowvalous moment with my redheaded Momma Baci who raised
 me from 61 days of age till I was 6 years yungun. 
Having a meowvalous Momma helps cuz they teaches ya 
da Meowster Manners!

OOPSATINI! Looks like Momma Baci took over with no manners!
But mommas do dat!

Itza ME today on August 6, 2015 and I'm sending YOU
 abundacat good wishes for a nonCATastrophic week.

Having YOU in my life rocks and makes my life CATZOWEY
So SO much.

 Ciao & Meow!
GUIDO the Italian Kitty


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